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Coffee Porter Jr.

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“From the number of imaginable cities we must exclude those whose elements are assembled without a connecting thread, an inner rule, a perspective, a discourse.” -Italo Calvino, Invisible Cities (transl. William Weaver) header by MV, quoting Waikiki Wanda


Coffee Porter Jr.'s avatar Coffee Porter Jr. @unlox.bsky.social
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goodpostguy won Therm Scissorpunch Week in John’s Glup Shitto music league with it, which is the only reason I know what it is

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of course this is how the Inquirer covers that; first screenshot is the email subject line for the story in the second screenshot, and the third is from several hours later

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now that you mention it I remember him saying this in Raleigh, but I think I filtered it out because I can’t remember the last time a Dem didn’t want those

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Obviously he’s been hammering “restore Roe” but I think the corollaries to that are the main vision of a second Biden term - get a Congress and a Supreme Court that won’t impede everything we tried to do already, operate in those constraints, undo right-wing damage

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oh wow Bryan Reynolds is nude inside his fursuit

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Coffee Porter Jr.'s avatar Coffee Porter Jr. @unlox.bsky.social
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it’s 8:30, is it over or are we back

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other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,

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Coffee Porter Jr.'s avatar Coffee Porter Jr. @unlox.bsky.social
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yeah, the only way to definitely improve Dems’ standing against Trump right now involves a time machine and a cure for the common cold

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Make that three wins and a berth in the semifinal without a French player scoring a goal

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my guess is the editorial edict was “Biden must be replaced” and he took the most honest and least-harebrained argument, which is still pretty harebrained

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Beach Week Ralph Club, we have one last job for you

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I was just thinking I haven’t seen a post about a poll in like two days but I assumed that was because of a good blocking/unfollowing regimen

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Paul Campos has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

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the story about Mark Warner trying to get other senators to tell Biden to drop out gets extremely funny in this context considering he is, based on the data I can find, more than five times richer than the next-wealthiest Senate Dem

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for a minute Phillips was explicitly running on claims that Biden was in cognitive decline and couldn’t beat Trump, and voters responded with a resounding “fuck off”

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after the UK elections yesterday I wish they’d done the thing where all the candidates are on stage together hearing results so we could see Dean Phillips somewhere behind Joe Biden, Marianne Williamson, and a physical manifestation of not voting

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look, I didn’t think I’d have to remember these stories in too much detail since Biden promised not to run for re-election (real thing, totally happened)

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Biden going on the offensive, saying the people trying to push him out “don’t seem to care who you voted for”, kicks ass

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Tiff Vaguepost's avatar Tiff Vaguepost @cheatlines.co
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Frankly you're seeing it more and more, in our society Lately

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those are different. the khive stands with Jailin’ Joe the Bus Hater

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you’re not gonna get me to think Arthur Smith coordinating Russell Wilson is “normal”

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they want a wacky fun mini-primary (that destroys the country), once enough people dug their heels in on “Biden should drop out” this was the obvious next step to get to a wacky fun mini-primary (that destroys the country) and is a good reason *not to dig heels in on replacing Biden*

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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The fact they're simultaneously running don't vote campaigns and trying to undermine the dem candidate is proof that the moneybags who own these publications are united in realizing their robber baron days are drawing to a close under a guy who is the most pro labour president of the 21st century

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"But I want to thank Kevin. He’s going to be so incredible, I know that for a fact, because I know what he did and where he came from and he’s going to be outstanding"

-- Donald Trump in 2022 about the guy he's now claiming not to know

www.rev.com/blog/transcr...

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I feel like the recurring “we all saw the thing” line - not just here but in general - carries an implicit accusation of lying (to yourself and/or others) if your stated interpretation of it diverges

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DONALD TRUMP: I know nothing about Project 2025, and also know enough to say I disagree with some of it, and also wish them luck on anything they do MEDIA, IMMEDIATELY: it is no longer fair, and perhaps a sign of dementia, for Biden to attack Trump on this

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I’m sorry you’re not as emotionally mature as I am, that you can’t understand that. have you considered not trying to cancel me

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David S. Bernstein 's avatar David S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social
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The ramped-up hits on Project 2025 must be landing — Trump just shoved it right in front of the bus

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me to the Steelers when they fired Matt Canada

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“ignore the results if a state refuses to follow the national schedule” has precedent; I remember Michigan and Florida trying to jump in line in 2008 and losing the delegates to the convention (though they got them back later, in a way that helped wrap up that primary)

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the “some folks just need killing” thing out of north carolina reminds me of a third thing these annoying people are right about: as long as the republican bloodlust grows and their power is unbroken, every election probably will be the most important one of your life

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hello please help Josh Stein become my governor so I don’t literally die

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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okay look a lot of these guys have said crazy things before their political careers really took off but with the benefit of hindsight I'm sure oh June 30, huh. how about that

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Joe Biden running around campaigning in August going “sorry guys, I’m pretty tired from negotiating two ceasefires”

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I demand a mini-primary to find someone to post in your place

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Gabby's avatar Gabby @gabrakadabra.bsky.social
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Baseball prediction: Paul Skenes ketamine no hitter

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you may be entitled to compensation

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postn’t

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Tiff Vaguepost's avatar Tiff Vaguepost @cheatlines.co
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*type of slip package delivery companies put on your door* Unable to RT Your Post REASON: Display name a little too out there Another attempt will be made: ✅ if I see your post again later

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but politics would be interesting again!

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really remarkable illustration of that with the Earl Ingram interview today

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one thing I’m surprised I haven’t seen anyone toss around is compromise scalp Jen O’Malley Dillon. especially since some folks have been mad at her multiple times already!

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DEAR MISTER “I’M TOO GOOD TO CALL OR WRITE MY FANS” THIS’LL BE THE LAST DONATION I EVER SEND YOUR ASS

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