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Of course it’s an issue. Not on the merits, but the optics. Who does the next debate? Who gets campaign donations? Who mobilizes voters in the interim? Who coordinates? Can’t you see how fractured the process would be to replace him? The level of dirty politics before you even get to the general?

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Having a better VP would help, I think. Naming Harris the Attorney General would also be a solid plan.

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It is, just not a reality you want. And that’s fine, I get it. I wish things were different too. I have better things to do today than argue with you about dream scenarios, however, and I expect you feel the same about me. So…let’s just drop it.

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Look, if I can’t convince you that you’re living in fantasy, so be it. You’re wrong, and will remain so. As long as you do the right thing when the time comes, I don’t care.

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Harris has had negative press the whole time. I don’t think she’ll be a big boost. If you’re going to make trades, you trade Harris for Whitmer NOW, and make moves to put Harris on the path to being on the Supreme Court.

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Foreign reporters understand our system better than you, it seems. And are better informed about the lawsuits I mentioned. www.bbc.com/news/article...

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And she’ll lose, easily. This isn’t about the quality of the candidate. It’s about the realities of the electorate and the process. Keep throwing better candidates at me. I’ll agree they’re better. And I’ll keep pointing out that they’ll lose. We have the choices we have.

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It’s unfortunate that being a realistic adult makes me a zealot in your eyes. Problem is that it says more about you than me.

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The US isn’t other countries. Republicans are, right now, prepping lawsuits for if he drops out. Lawsuits that would go to the Supreme Court. How do you think that’d go? That’s before you get to the actual voters. There are BETTER CANDIDATES than Joe Biden. There are zero FEASIBLE CANDIDATES now.

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Your non-magical articulate person is guaranteed to lose. If you think they can win, you’re living in a fantasy world. So you would very much need a candidate from this magical land to stand a chance. The only way for Dems to win without Biden would be him dropping dead instead of dropping out.

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If you don’t fathom the concept of time, I can’t help you. Should they have replaced him? Sure. Before primaries. But that’s not what happened. As I said, there’s no magic candidate waiting in the wings who has the remotest chance to win. It’s too late. We have the choices we’re gonna have. Choose.

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Joe Biden is a moderately bad representative of an executive team that’s accomplished a fair bit, and has both fought (and, separately, enabled) genocide. Joe Biden is also the only person who could beat Trump. There is no other horse. There is no magical savior in the wings.He is the ONLY horse.

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Matt Novak's avatar Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social
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I think this is the first time Musk has suggested fellow Americans should be executed.

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Even Comcast customer service allows you to schedule appointments. S’all I’m gonna say.

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Popehat's avatar Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social
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There are two elements to the immunity decision that are particularly extreme in a way that many will miss: (1) motive is irrelevant and (2) immune acts are not just excluded from prosecution, they’re excluded from evidence. /1

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e.w. niedermeyer's avatar e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.io
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Tesla's US EV market share is now below 50%, as a flood of competitors each gets a bite of its one-time monopoly. Plenty of meat still on the bone.

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Guy waited five years and paid $102k for a Cybertruck, crashed it after four hours of driving, only for Tesla to tell him that "the accelerator may not disengage under braking" and that it will take $30k and one year to repair.

Truly an L of historical proportions.

www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/...

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Saeed Jones's avatar Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social
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“Israeli army forces strapped a wounded Palestinian man to the hood of a military Jeep during an arrest raid in the occupied West Bank city of Jenin on Saturday. A video showed a Palestinian resident of Jenin, Mujahed Azmi, on the Jeep that passes two ambulances.”

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Kind of amazing how they felt the need to add multiple ways to worship the fact that he has money.

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Which do you think hits 30 first: - Patriots wins under Jerod Mayo - Bill Belichick’s girlfriends’ age

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Every time someone breaks your LEGO masterpiece, you get to build it again, which is The Entire Point of their existence.

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I remember actually screaming at the radio in 2015 when the hosts asked whether the Sox were worth watching anymore. 2015! Two years after winning the World Series! An entire-ass generation lived and died waiting for a win, and they stopped caring after 2 bad years?

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Nope, not buying it. You’ve got a soft spot for Boston. Maybe even New England as a whole. Tell us the truth: are you wearing salmon-colored shorts right now?

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Chum, my family tree has most of its branches stuck between Saugus and Worcester.

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You just said you’re rooting for people from Boston to experience joy. Jokes on you: they can’t.

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“Outlook not so good” is the understatement of the year. Now do Teams.

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As a general concept, absolutely. There are times it’s cruel or the specific thing being mocked is problematic, but the concept of “context” is something some folks miss. Laughing at a dude in a Cybertruck is absolutely okay at pretty much any time.

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The ONLY movie they should do this with is Clue.

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Ferraris don’t suck though. People bought a rolling laughingstock and they’re mad at the people laughing.

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You really have to feel happy for the City of Boston. After 6 years in the wilderness, one of their sports teams is on the brink of winning a championship. Really gotta hand it to the Celtics for coming out of nowhere and having everyone doubt them all season.

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Bare minimum 13 (one per Circuit). Each seat on the bench should be tied to a Circuit.

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kilgore trout's avatar kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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the owner of kiwifarms is about to go on a real journey

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I’m not going to write a dissertation, but “friends have separate journeys” and “victory can be survival” are themes of TESB. Casino World was dumb, but the notion that the “good guys” and “bad guys” both fuel the war economy was great. So was Luke’s solution to win without the traditional fight.

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That’s funny, it made it feel so much bigger to me. The entire notion that it wasn’t just two force-supremacist families fighting over who gets to be the leader of the church just bothers me. TLJ forcefully pointed to “anyone can be a hero” and “winning can mean different things at different times”

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One of the very real reasons I intend to retire out west. Up at 6 for my ovaltine, football done by 9 so I can get my sleeps on.

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Edmonton just played a marching band (far more on-brand) version of Bulls on Parade! Is this somehow a theme song of this series? How? Why?

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I wanna meet the person who chose that SPECIFIC splat sound.

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra's avatar Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social
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*beatboxing sounds*

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