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My new year's resolution was to make pizza every day


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kendrick's music video for not like us over 16M views in the last 20 hours... wild... unlike drake dealing with just under 16F views on his latest video

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holy shit there's good posts here? following this thread.

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Joe Katz's avatar Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social
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"They're just fearmongering about Project 2025," brought to you by the people behind "They're just fearmongering about a coup" and "they're just fearmongering about abortion bans"

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Ok so I just got out of the Liberals-only briefing and, lemme say, are you sick of the direction of US politics? Well all you need to do is BOAT, it's just that easy! No bad news can reach you when you're OUT ON THE LAKE. And if you're the type who's mad about WOKE? You'll love the NO WAKE ZONE.

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Sorry to all my lawyer friends who spent a bunch of time learning how law works in the US. I had friends who were Flash developers and things turned out alright for them after they pivoted to C# or whatever. Hopefully there's an equivalent for our national legal system

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i liked the vibe that was going on at first where people treated this like a rickety fort they found in the woods and squatted in and started lord of the flies-ing rules and policy as tho they had some inherent power or decision making authority whatsoever

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they're gonna need to tell me more clearly on that label just HOW aged that wedge of manchego is because while im a big fan of 12mo im not much a fan of the younger or 3mo and it doesn't seem to say!

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every time i buy a few fresh corns on the cob at the grocer for dinner i get home and declare "More corn!" then I throw them at my gf and do the dr. weird voice "it's not different at all, is it steve?" and somehow she hasn't left me yet

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do i have to imagine i'm drake tho

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something's in fuckin retrograde that's for sure

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i'm starting to give some mental credence to the notions of the supernatural / astrology etc etc because it's clearly not due to my drinking, overall nutrition or stress habits.

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same af

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New Mexico has a chain of convenience stores called Allsup's that have a rather elaborate fried items buffet and renown beef and bean / chimi burritos. anyway costco sold the exact same lineage of product for a minute and it was great but then stopped :|

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cornchips guzzardo's avatar cornchips guzzardo @ahmeni.net
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!

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i feel like that should be magnetic, like you could just pick it up and stick it to the side of a fridge

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Fuck i gotta find some of this shit now

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sometimes it still just comes to me that i run a tshirt print shop now and can just make whatever i want, whenever i want it.

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powered by the cloud

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the hot lady in the AI image there looks really pissed to have to be hearing these feelings. they must be really crap feelings.

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waiting for someone to propose making it illegal to post that kind of joke online because it could cause harm thru AI regurgitating it, passing the buck down to random shitposters as the problem

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i mean you can fit a bunch into 2mb of gcode

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lol

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The thing that sucks about computers/AI not having sentience is that they can't feel "Bad" emotionally when i tell them to eat shit

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i can see that a little too - i guess the colors lend to it

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Shirt printing gear shows up tomorrow noonish, so I did some prep for the grungy old garage wall. No idea what the prior owners did to make it dirty, but it wouldn't come clean, so I just painted over it. Went for a sort of retro-institutional vibe. I like it! Before and After:

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no musical genre talks about itself as much as house

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gonna have to learn to reply to emails like ░M░Y░E░D░I░T░S░I░N░D░O░C░ to capture gen-z employee attention

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who remembers this shit

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Tim Onion's avatar Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
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NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and will share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.

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amazon.com i am begging you to at least make up brand names that are somewhat legible in english. this is just vomit on a keyboard.

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Ok seriously what has changed? Did some law pass allowing companies to require you to waive your rights? How the hell does even McDonalds need to force me to waive my rights for arbitration / dispute resolution over.. fast food? It seems 100% of all business now are requiring this waiver, why?

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no business may "remind me" to complete homework for them. that's how you get marked as spam. this shit is incessant lately!

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Making it illegal to be poor will definitely cure the problem. I can't wait for this honestly - they deserve to be well off, housed and with ample financial stability to live a comfortable prosperous life. We should make it illegal as hell to be poor immediately!

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i mean, i never stopped nodding along, even after brief contemplation

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cybertruck bumper sticker idea: "if you can read this flip me over" but it's right-side up and just says to take me to a tesla dealership for service

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It's going to be such a great place for nazis once all the woke finally gets kicked out, prohibited from freely posting or leaves in disgust. Mission accomplished - the "Bots" filing those awful community notes on everything right-wing will finally be solved for.

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That far behind? Ugh.

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I'm sorry, Wendy's, but isn't it literally your job to prevent this?

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bbbut the knob in the middle was SO SATISFYING to get the exact right amount of light. nothing quite like it now. IoT bulbs on demand don't come close to the exact room atmosphere immediacy that those lamps offered imo

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also if they're used to the numbers on the bottom of posts being like Twitter just divide by 1000 for blue sky, it'll never look like the same type of engagement as the other platform

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it's really not that hard, how big is your team of SharePoint consultants? 3 to 5 SharePoint experts should be able to knock that out in 4-6 weeks

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enh, nah. I'll check back later see if it's different but i'm not very moved at this time. thanks.

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I've said it over and over, and will keep repeating it loudly - If you don't give me a single-click functional unsubscribe link, I will report as spam. What I will never, ever do is log into a website to enrich my user profile data for you in order to "Unsubscribe"

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I haven't seen him in a while, no… But I haven't been keeping close pulse on the go off kings as a whole either, I don't even know if he still does that with them sometimes or not?

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this franchise was already foretold by rob whisman

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so two things 1) it had it coming to it and 2) now i know a little bit (out of 3 samples) what the various effects are when punching a screen

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what's sick is when you have a bigass monitor just precariously placed leaning against some workbench shit because it's about to get mounted and then it falls forward

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they should rename it the Letitia James Tower

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i like how printers are such infamous garbage that the "Relatable" amazon stock photo image for "Printers" is someone clearing a paper jam from an implied broken one.

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