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Jess Leigh

@softapocalypses.bsky.social

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Reader. Writer. Man-eater. πŸ”ž

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It’s floating 😹

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My child sent me a warning

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😹😹

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AJ *Sudoku is Math* Jones's avatar AJ *Sudoku is Math* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social
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I'd walk around the mall naked for double that time just for half that cash.

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This is The Darkest Timeline's avatar This is The Darkest Timeline @briancarr1974.bsky.social
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There’s never anyone in the Mall, so sure.

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FrankiePalmer πŸ’»πŸ“šπŸ”ž NSFW's avatar FrankiePalmer πŸ’»πŸ“šπŸ”ž NSFW @writespalmer.bsky.social
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Run? Hell, I’d strut for that kind of money!

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Sheeeeeeit. 50k pays off my mortgage, I'd do it for that.

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Greatly amused that they would offer money for something I have to control myself from doing for free.

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πŸŒπŸΆπŸ¦•πŸ₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβ€‹πŸ‘»πŸ₯¦πŸ’₯πŸ β™«'s avatar πŸŒπŸΆπŸ¦•πŸ₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβ€‹πŸ‘»πŸ₯¦πŸ’₯πŸ β™« @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
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what the fuck are normal people TALKING about what IS this

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ℭ𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔒, 𝔒𝔲𝔯 π”π”žπ”‘π”Ά 𝔬𝔣 π”Žπ”«π”¦π”³π”’π”°'s avatar ℭ𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔒, 𝔒𝔲𝔯 π”π”žπ”‘π”Ά 𝔬𝔣 π”Žπ”«π”¦π”³π”’π”° @clove.bsky.social
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ok I'm caught up on shop orders! there's still a handful of these girls in the shop, and some clearance prints!

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I was not made for work. I was made to fight my tits when I lay down.

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It’s a dead bitch summer. We are eating brains and dragging our legs. We are leaving bits of skin and blood in our wake.

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I’m not made for working. I’m made to count the stars and watch the sky fall around them.

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Once you see Manhattan on this MTA map as a flaccid penis you can’t unsee it.

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Arlan Hellison (famous)'s avatar Arlan Hellison (famous) @thehell.zone
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what if a beautiful woman shot me with a gun wait actually I would die, never mind

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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The masculine urge to comment β€œthere he go” on any video of an animal moving fast

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✨️Angel Facts✨️'s avatar ✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style
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sith lord/apprentice erotic roleplay

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the feminine urge to rip yourself down to bone and start again

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If you see this, do it. Or don’t! I’m not your boss! Pronouns: she/her Height: 5’8” Shoe size: 10 Smoke: x Tattoos: I’m finishing up a sleeve on my right arm, I have two in my left, one on my shoulder, one on my thigh, my feet and my ears. Piercings: x Fave colors: 🌈 Fave drink: coffee

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manservant, polishing an oil lamp while doing his master’s laundry: i wish i had dryer balls Genie: what

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Kids never put anything back unless it's an empty milk carton.

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Okay DMs are open forever on here. Or wherever, really.

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welcome to bluesky after dark, also known as darksky

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πš—πš˜πšŒπš˜πš—πšπš›πš˜πš•πš•πšŽπš›'s avatar πš—πš˜πšŒπš˜πš—πšπš›πš˜πš•πš•πšŽπš› @nocontroller.bsky.social
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β€œHey can you make a quick program change to…” Hell no. It’s Read-only Friday, brother

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