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Here for the laughs. What you read is what you get. Will steal your hoodie... If I like it. 🎶 Is life.
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Twin Dad's avatar Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
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*updating my food tracker* How many vegetables are in fried chicken and macaroni and cheese?

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Darius Whiteplume's avatar Darius Whiteplume @dariusw.bsky.social
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Responding “Tentative” to meeting requests as a flex.

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊's avatar 🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.bsky.social
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Before the internet, people had to search Google using Morse code.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑's avatar 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
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Her: Your life just doesn’t seem to have a direction. Me: “Down” is a direction, Brenda.

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𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀 🌵 's avatar 𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀 🌵 @littlegiinge.bsky.social
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Coffee is the only thing in my life that I don’t overthink.

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Twin Dad's avatar Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
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*eating the cream cheese out of the hole in the bagel like it’s an impressive cream pie*

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me: I try to live well and maintain a healthy, balanced diet also me: *swipes right on a bucket of fried chicken*

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺's avatar BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social
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if my fridge had a see through door I’d still have to open it to look I trust nothing

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Shade 5's avatar Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social
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You don’t scare me. You’re not a rotisserie chicken from Walmart.

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SassyCanadiangirl🇨🇦🍁's avatar SassyCanadiangirl🇨🇦🍁 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social
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I want coffee but my body wants water. I had coffee because nobody tells me what to do.

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SassyCanadiangirl🇨🇦🍁's avatar SassyCanadiangirl🇨🇦🍁 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social
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Thank you. I'll never stop being me 🥰

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SassyCanadiangirl🇨🇦🍁's avatar SassyCanadiangirl🇨🇦🍁 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social
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Been sassy is not really a bad thing 😂

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The worst part about parenting is trying to discipline the "you" out of them.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

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Coffee always tastes good but tastes better with the right company.

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SassyCanadiangirl🇨🇦🍁's avatar SassyCanadiangirl🇨🇦🍁 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social
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There's a person for everyone out there. And there's a person for every therapist.

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Everyone has stupid moments but then there are some that abuse that privilege.

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Suductively pulls out Oreos from my fanny pack *wink*

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Me trying to keep my shit together

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Theciscokidder's avatar Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social
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Sorry I yelled out, "WE HAVE THE MEATS," when I came.

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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk's avatar Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social
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One good way to keep from losing a lot of hope is to not have much hope in the first place

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Destry Broderick 's avatar Destry Broderick @destry.bsky.social
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Them: what did you think of The Acolyte? Me: the stuff in Gatorade?

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might fuck around and seal my HVAC ducts with foil tape to more efficiently deliver cool air to the second floor

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I kind of want to open a donut shop next to one of those medical marijuana dispensary shops. Going to call it "glazed and confused"

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