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BrujoLocoโ ๏ธ๐ค๐บ
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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no seriously, Iโll believe you if you say it with even more conviction lmao
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kattsdogma.bsky.social@kattsdogma.bsky.social |
1336 followers 287 following 1351 posts
it me, kd: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bgwoouqx463ponaj5f4wy5y2/feed/aaab3vh6gtzlc
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BrujoLocoโ ๏ธ๐ค๐บ
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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no seriously, Iโll believe you if you say it with even more conviction lmao
2 replies 42 reposts 63 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Yes, Iโm an alpha. afraid of ladyโs pleasurable hugs a lot
2 replies 19 reposts 35 likes
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@kattsdogma.bsky.social
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is it the heat itโs the heat, isnโt it
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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once i said "crat" instead of "cat" that's why i'm like this
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CHOAM Nomsky ๐ญ
@thielman.bsky.social
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Oh boy, $150,000!
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Woodrow Peel ๐๐
@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
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My crow brought back the shiny pinky ring of a mobster and now weโre on the run.
2 replies 11 reposts 46 likes
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Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
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Scholars note that in the words of the Star Spangled Banner, Francis Scott Key included a coded tribute to four friends. Their full names are lost to history. We now know them only as O'Shea, Ken, Hugh & C.
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MyNameIsJeff๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
@lacroixboi.lol
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My mom to my dad while leaving the store:
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Haiku Platypus
@haikuplatypus.bsky.social
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Show me a household object that makes you happy because it's silly.
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@unfitz.bsky.social
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Me: FuckโฆI need a break from the constant barrage of American politics. UK Politics: How do you do, my good sir?
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Chelle
@metallicunt.bsky.social
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Found half a panini and a French fry on my second floor balcony. Either the ravens are trying to feed me, or I have a very considerate stalker.
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Princess of Whales
@princessofwhales2.bsky.social
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My mom just told me that calculus has been canceled in her townโs high school because of Woke Howโs your day going?
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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fellas is it gay to think both cowboys should have been heath ledger
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@kattsdogma.bsky.social
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me: we need to talk. im not sure how to frame thisโฆ my boss @ the art gallery: what
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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That was just a regular accident to a freak like me
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@kattsdogma.bsky.social
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๐ค
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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my dog shakes his head in the middle of guests on my porch sending giant dog drool flying. They yell "eww!" and he gets so excited they're celebrating him he can't stop wagging his tail
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Sorry I stared at your bulge, but it looked at me first.
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@kattsdogma.bsky.social
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folks,,,๐ญ
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@kattsdogma.bsky.social
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not a ringing endorsement, tbqh
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@kattsdogma.bsky.social
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i wept after flunking out of cooking school . johnson & wails, is what im saying
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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
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knuckle tats: (F)( I )(R)(E) (W) (R)
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MyNameIsJeff๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
@lacroixboi.lol
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sending up a flare for someone to find you but itโs the fourth of july and gets lost among the fireworks
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Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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"Stop fucking around, Alex. I'm gonna lose the light pretty soon."
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@unfitz.bsky.social
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.
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Sweetie ฯ
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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*knocking on the neighborโs door* may I borrow a cup of uranium?
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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Careful in that rockin' chair, honey, ya hear? You'll relax so hard ya end up in that ol' cow pasture down the holler, I tell you whut
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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This day in history. 1841. Thomas Cook organized the first package tour, Leicester to Loughborough, to see the new High Street Watering-Trough and the Lady Lough-Dog Museum of Hairpins.
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@kattsdogma.bsky.social
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๐คheyyyy! thanks, E.D.!!
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Jay
@jaycubed2k.bsky.social
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My favorite part of having a Ring Doorbell is the constant pictures it sends me of myself looking like a fuckin bigfoot on a trailcam whenever I go in or out
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@kattsdogma.bsky.social
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๐ตohhh say can you SEE, you parked too close to me; getting out of my car, somewhat peri-lous-ly๐ต - FRANCIS SCOTT KEYโs your car
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i am carbs
@iamcarbs.bsky.social
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taking my dog to see the fireworks on our way home from the vacuum cleaner convention
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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I AM FIXING THE DISHWASHER LIKE A GOOD AMERICAN
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gooberella
@gooberella.bsky.social
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You come to me on this, the day of my Uncle Sam's birthday?
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Haiku Platypus
@haikuplatypus.bsky.social
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Mike's hard โlemonadeโ - weird penis pet name, but itโs been more than 4 hours.
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MyNameIsJeff๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
@lacroixboi.lol
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ankle cracked so loud people thought the firework show started
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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as an american expat living in canada technically i donโt get july 4th off but iโm taking it anyway because iโm unemployed
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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men's soap? is using a forest scented soap gonna burn my tits off or what
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@kattsdogma.bsky.social
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โบ๏ธ
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Theciscokidder
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
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Imagine getting stuck living in this town.
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@kattsdogma.bsky.social
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Awwww๐
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Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
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Whoever came up with "penny for your thoughts," "don't nickel and dime me," and "another day another dollar" sure knew how to coin a phrase.
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@kattsdogma.bsky.social
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look at this adorable baby. whoโs a good boy? he is. duh.
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RM
@dorsalstream.bsky.social
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Dogs hate fireworks because, like all higher creatures, they detest war.
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@unfitz.bsky.social
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The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. I mean, I literally bought a farm.
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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Even though things are pretty scooters in this country right now Iโm not going to fly the flag upside down today like a little bitch
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Sweetie ฯ
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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I left hot dogs and beer out for Uncle Sam and all he left me was a link to his GoFundMe
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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let me make this clear: not voting is a vote for trump. voting for a third party is also a vote for trump. you might think voting for biden is safe but no sorry those votes go to trump too. votes for trump himself however get stored in an unused walk in freezer at mar a lago and count toward 2028.
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@kattsdogma.bsky.social
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โฌ๏ธ enjoy it while you can it might be our last ๐ญ๐บ๐ธ
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