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Kelsey

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The X thing was my final straw y'all, so I'm here!

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I'm literally listening to the Kingston Cycle on Audible right now as we speak. That's how three of your books are doing!

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Thanks for posting this, I found so many people to block in the replies. In every single category Trump would do *much worse* things than Biden. The SC has laid out the red carpet for Trump to do anything his angry brain comes up with, and we can't allow it or we will lose our rights to seek change.

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Scribd/Everand has them. It's a monthly subscription-based app where you get unlimited access to their books/audiobooks. They don't have everything but they have most of the T Kingfisher books.

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My husband was shocked to hear that I just give those folks a big smile and say, "No thank you!" as I keep walking. I thought everyone knew you could do this. I think if they wanna make sure you don't steal they should pay a real cashier a living wage to check out your items.

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Kelsey's avatar Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social
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I am 35 YEARS OLD, but yesterday the nurse who took my vitals and did the standard checklist questions asked, "And do you still have periods?" So if anyone needs me I will be out buying those strawberry hard candies.

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Kelsey's avatar Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social
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This. If no one is above the law, no one is above the law. It isn't a difficult concept. I am not wasting any sympathy on a failson of any political party. Do "Taxing Billionaires" next!

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Ashley Fairbanks's avatar Ashley Fairbanks @ziibiing.com
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As a person who had 100% decided to not have children, then became a full-time parent, I must say nothing has ever sounded more brain wormsy to me than “our society privileges people with a spouse and children.” One of the most broken parts of our society is how little we support parents.

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Kelsey's avatar Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social
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Just saw my kid's daycare director in short sleeves for the first time and she has a goddamn anti-possession sigil tattooed on her arm. Luckily, I found out she's a Cas girl, so I don't have to find a new daycare

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There are a lot of things wrong in the world, but then also my kid and I sing Snoop Dogg's affirmations song on the way to daycare and he calls them "Happymations" So there's that, at least.

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I had seen, in passing, one interview that used he/him pronouns. Someone else used she pronouns today. We googled it, we were both correct and incorrect (he uses both), and unfortunately she is fine as fuck and bisexual on top of everything. I need a medic.

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TIL that CS Pacat, the author of the most incredible slow burn enemies-to-lovers book series of all time, is in fact a certified goddamn genderqueer hottie so if anyone needs me I'll be in my bunk

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Erin Blakemore's avatar Erin Blakemore @erinblakemore.bsky.social
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Remember when Howard Dean ended his political career by making a weird noise

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C. L. Polk's avatar C. L. Polk @clpolk.com
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I've been waiting to do this

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Fuck You I Quit's avatar Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit.bsky.social
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I personally want to congratulate Donald Trump for finally winning a popular vote

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Iron Spike's avatar Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social
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Hard day to be a prison abolitionist

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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For all the people out there laughing and pointing, I'd take a moment to think about dangerous a precedent this actually sets for the nation and what it means for the everyday American who commits 34 felonies and tries to interfere with an election

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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this really made me laugh

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Elizabeth Roderick's avatar Elizabeth Roderick @talesfrompurgatory.bsky.social
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*whispers*: there are times when you absolutely don’t need to find some reason to piss on the parade

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Andrea Grimes's avatar Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.bsky.social
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stormy daniels and twelve regular-ass americans saving democracy is the heist movie we all need

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Kaitlin Has Had Enough's avatar Kaitlin Has Had Enough @gothamgirlblue.com
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Lying about the conditions being created by our weapons, stifling or firing anyone who says otherwise, hiding all of it from Congress after they try to hold you accountable, all to funnel American weapons paid for by American taxes to commit a genocide most Americans oppose. It’s a crime!

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Matt Novak's avatar Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social
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A good meme to send people who are convinced we live in a computer simulation.

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Kelsey's avatar Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social
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I love epidurals! I did my first 12 hours unmedicated because I wanted to walk around, but then they gave me the epidural and put the catheter in and it was the first time in 6 months I hadn't been in moderate pain while also needing to pee. It was like a vacation.

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Max Kennerly's avatar Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social
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Indeed. Worth noting that leveraged buyouts aren't some sort of natural process of efficient capitalism, they exist because our lobbyist-written tax code encourages them. Tax the debt as income to the purchasers (because it is), or disallow deductions for interest payments, and poof LBOs disappear.

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Kelsey's avatar Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social
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IDK, he was married to a woman I think, maybe he is just a bisexual who is a sloppy drunk?

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I will never shut up about DJ Qualls and Ty Olsson getting married in real life for one single second. This is my entire personality right now. I have called four people and said "Two male actors from supernatural are getting married, TAKE A GUESS AS TO WHICH ONES?!" This is some Mad Libs shit.

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Tracy O’Connell Novick's avatar Tracy O’Connell Novick @tracynovick.bsky.social
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"after taking office and examining hundreds of pages of curriculum, Gore was shocked by what she found — and didn’t find.
The pervasive indoctrination she had railed against simply did not exist."

www.texastribune.org/2024/05/15/t...

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Amyreg 's avatar Amyreg @amyreg.bsky.social
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Yep, down far enough and almost all the bad things … private equity firms. 🙃💀

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Arachnophobia is the dumbest fear. Who cares if 2 spiders get married it doesn’t affect you

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Kelsey's avatar Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social
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Because he loves you, cheeseburger, with all his heart And there's nothing gonna tear you two apaet

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Alyssa Harad's avatar Alyssa Harad @alyssaharad.bsky.social
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Agree and also either way let’s find out.

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Kelsey's avatar Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social
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Can confirm. I know a retired soldier who had latrine duty for a month in Iraq WHILE HE HAD DYSENTERY because of an accidental discharge.

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Seth Cotlar's avatar Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social
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Gonna have to say, that’s a “yes” from me, dog.

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Anne Kirn's avatar Anne Kirn @houseofdarkly.bsky.social
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I think "the greatest trick The Devil ever pulled" was convincing people "evil" is an abstract concept that can't be stopped, not the slow effects of many smaller actions. It's built brick-by-brick, and it can be taken down the same way: by doing what you can, which is always *something*.

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Kelsey's avatar Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social
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We got our tickets months and months ago, Mr. S got them for me as a birthday present and they cost a LOT of money for standing room on the lawn, haha.

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In conclusion Hozier is my favorite cryptid and that was the best night of my whole life.

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Hozier: Everyone say "Yee Haw!" Is that cultural appropriation? Hozier: For something a bit more lighthearted, here's a song about a dog that gets hit by a car. Hozier: It's a bit warm. [audience makes disagreeing noises because we are Texans and it was 70⁰] ...well *I* think it's warm.

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Here's a nosebleed view of Hozier singing "Like Real People Do." I said to myself, "How many people in the audience are thinking about Destiel right now?" Since the audience was basically the denizens of 2014 Tumblr I suspect it was a lot.

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Kelsey's avatar Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social
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Hozier had his hair in a bun the whole show and then took out the bun at the end of the show when he sang "Movement" and "Take Me to Church," which was very slutty behavior and I wholeheartedly support it.

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At a Hozier concert and I'm among my people for the first time since I moved here. Homos as far as the eye can see. Mr. S may be the only cishet person here.

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Kelsey's avatar Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social
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Sure thing! When you get him, let me know what he's like re: temperament and energy levels. I have a preschooler. His dog socialization was with a grumpy senior dog so he's very respectful, but our next dog has to be calm around kids. And other dogs, ideally, although we are a 0 dog household rn

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If you decide not to adopt him, hit me up. We just said goodbye to our senior rescue dog a couple weeks ago and the house feels very empty.

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Kelsey's avatar Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social
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I didn't play the video game, but is The Ghoul supposed to be so hot?

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