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"Average American Eats 82 Pounds Of Beef Per Year" actually statistical error, Senator Bob Beef, who eats 50,000 pounds of Morton's Steakhouse per year was an outlier and should not have been counted

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ManhattanJuryAppreciator 's avatar ManhattanJuryAppreciator @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social
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“The average American commits three felonies a day” is a statistical error, Senator Bob Menendez, who commits 10,000 felonies per day, is an outlier who should not have been counted.

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Franklin D. Roosefella's avatar Franklin D. Roosefella @roosefella.bsky.social
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so... 1.6 lbs a week? that seems - bad.

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Jeffrey's avatar Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social
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His GI doctor has seen things. Comes home from work after seeing Melendez as a patient with a 1,000 yard stare.

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Carter Edman 's avatar Carter Edman @carteredman.bsky.social
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Should've used the median instead of the mean

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Lord Businessman II 's avatar Lord Businessman II @lordbusinessman.bsky.social
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Morton's an IHOP comprise over 65% of his cuisine and that thought makes ME feel physically ill

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N.N. Scott's avatar N.N. Scott @nnscott.com
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I bet he was just having the green beans. And three pints of whiskey but who's counting

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Conor Conneally's avatar Conor Conneally @ernekid.bsky.social
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There’s a sports bar near me with this name and I think it applies to Robert Menendez

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Tom Wrongbottom 🍦's avatar Tom Wrongbottom 🍦 @wrongbottom.bsky.social
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Beef! It's what's for lobbying.

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Myles to Go Before I Sleep Lobdell's avatar Myles to Go Before I Sleep Lobdell @myleslobdell.bsky.social
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Fifty thousand pounds of beef sounds like alot. But if you just dedicate yourself to eating ten pounds of beef a day for five thousand days you’ll have gone quite a long ways in no time!

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