"Average American Eats 82 Pounds Of Beef Per Year" actually statistical error, Senator Bob Beef, who eats 50,000 pounds of Morton's Steakhouse per year was an outlier and should not have been counted
“The average American commits three felonies a day” is a statistical error, Senator Bob Menendez, who commits 10,000 felonies per day, is an outlier who should not have been counted.
Fifty thousand pounds of beef sounds like alot. But if you just dedicate yourself to eating ten pounds of beef a day for five thousand days you’ll have gone quite a long ways in no time!