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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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Damn straight

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John Pfaff's avatar John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social
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Homeless people can be arrested for sleeping, Presidents cannot be arrested for rampant graft and corruption done while in office. There is no clearer a summary of "conservative 'law and order'" than this.

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The Founding Fathers were all trad-Cath monarchists, didn't you know?

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Radley Balko's avatar Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social
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This Originalist™ court has effectively immunized both the president and all federal law enforcement officers from any meaningful accountability. Because if there are two things the Founders cherished, it's the power of a king-like executive and armed agents of the government to act with impunity.

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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Scalia must have been on George Soros' payroll

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Ned Resnikoff's avatar Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social
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On the same morning, the Court said: 1) We should not presume to know more than small town mayors regarding complex, technical questions like whether to arrest people for being poor. 2) I don't see why a "PhD" in "nuclear physics" should have any latitude to implement ambiguous energy rules.

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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If you see this post a Doc

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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If you had a strong preference for either candidate over the other in that election, then I don't want to hear about it.

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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I don't care that the candidate whose message was, "vote for me to stick it to those uppity Blacks," beat the candidate whose message was, "vote for me to stick it to those conniving Jews," in the NY-16 congressional primary last night. I wouldn't care if it were the other way around either.

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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"we've got him trapped, but he might try to post through it"

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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And I bet he still doesn't have a toaster

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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Glad to hear you're feeling better. Also, don't watch "Genesis."

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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Both sides' high command are certain that they're just a couple dozen families away from winning the war.

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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John Belushi suffered from this until his death

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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Here, take my pistol 🔫

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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Hey I think that's my truck

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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MFW I hadn't read the last two words

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❀°。der Siebenschläfer *.ﾟ✿ ⋆'s avatar ❀°。der Siebenschläfer *.ﾟ✿ ⋆ @sababausa.bsky.social
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It hasn’t sunk in yet that Donald Trump committed these 34 felonies *during his presidency*

One of these was the same day Trump ordered the MOAB strike on Afghanistan

One was the same day Mike Flynn pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI
pdfs.nycourts.gov/PeopleVs.DTr...

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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I feel like I lost five or ten IQ points by reading that

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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She was sick the day they taught law in law school

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SwiftOnSecurity's avatar SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com
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When you see it you’ll shit brix

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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You Forsook Me All Night Long

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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As long as you don't use 1

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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Mr. Onion, you ought to be ashamed of yourself for publishing these lies

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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Maladroithe's avatar Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social
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When we say “tech guys need the humanities too” we’re not talking about diluting the pool of Linus Torvalds with underwater basket weavers, we’re talking about arming them with enough literacy to comprehend Sci-Fi in a way that doesn’t get them sued by Scarlett Johansson

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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Be careful or your friend might make you try vegemite

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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Unclear; ask again tomorrow

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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gif from a movie you're sure you have seen ten times

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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The alt text on that comic is 🔥🔥 "I can't remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you're saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it's not literally illegal to express."

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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I mean, they managed to do The Hunchback of Notre Dame somehow

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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No it doe— Wait… yeah, but I can only see it out of the corner of my eye… 🤨

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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לו תהי מורה כזאת

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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You've been at the sangria again, haven't you

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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Actually, Bibi and his cabinet might be satisfied if they were seen to have defeated Hamas and driven them from Gaza. Hypothetically of course, because Hamas persists in the delusion that they're about to take Israel down. Just one more rocket barrage… Just one more Palestinian family sacrificed…

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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Blackmail is still an option, but unfortunately exposing Bibi's misdeeds has no effect anymore

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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Pretty much: "Listen, we've got a nice arrangement going, I just want for us to keep it going longer, see?"

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Ben Slusky's avatar Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social
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Is this another poll where he's all "vox populi, vox dei" if he wins, and memory holes it if he loses

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