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jane moon
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social |
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Do you even know what a Wawa is? She/her
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jane moon
@janemoon.bsky.social
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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Bruce Springsteen trying to explain why he can’t go back to cash after trading in for bitcoin 🎶 But Mama, that’s where the fung is 🎶 (I don’t know what non fungible means)
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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Oh god it’s happening my back hurts for no reason
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melted computer
@meltedcomputer.bsky.social
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i love being an annoying homosexual rascal
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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Didn’t realize how traumatized I actually was by the pandemic until I got to the pandemic episodes of greys anatomy
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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“We think you’d be good for this role!” So did I! So did the employer! But I wasn’t!
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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See my own job posted on indeed was wild Indeed emailing me the posting two days after I was fired is even wilder lmao
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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I usually use the app, I was just in a hurry this time and thought if I ordered small it would be okay!! Dead wrong
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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Wait I think they made it a medium fry Still
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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I was expecting like $6 which still would have been insane
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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I just paid almost $9 for a single cheeseburger, a small French fry, and a soda at McDonald’s
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misplaced shapes
@misplacedshapes.com
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a dog goes rollerskating on tuesday 🎨
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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Bruh courthouses are wild
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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Boring government job interview outfit : black pants, black sweater, black floral top, tan boots Boring enough while still being professional?
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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I’ve buried deep into the recesses of my mind the memories of Dancing Bananas on Facebook
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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Got a honeycomb so I can eat mouthfuls of honey and wax like god intended
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🔻Bill Kezos🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🔻
@billkezos.bsky.social
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personally i would rather be making out with a pretty girl rn
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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Crying because I made scrambled eggs and there’s no orange dinosaur head butting me until I give him some
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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I’d wear it tbh
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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“I cannot overstate how little he wanted to talk about this” might unironically be the best line she’s ever written
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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Bad
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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I’m just about 30 years old do you know what I want to do? I want to sit in an enclosed porch and quilt all day. That’s it. That’s what I want. But that’s not a career. I don’t want a career. I want a job that I work 8-4:30 and I come home and forget about it until the next day
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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If one more fucking person asks me “well what do you want to do?” I’m going to vomit on them
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Casey
@captlaserpants.bsky.social
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Which ones can get mpreg
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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“remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter”
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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Did not take my meds today oopsie
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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Sooooo I’m not the only one having a bad time then huh
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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Oh my god I could work at yoccos!!! Free hotdogs!!!!
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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My actual dream job would be to be the Warden here. Fill bags of fish food all day, fill out forms, yell at fisherman. The literal dream
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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The hatchery is specially breeding golden trout along with the rainbow trout and I have so much joy in my heart
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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Ooooh I can finally visit the Native American heritage museum!!!!
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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PA babyyyyy
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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How does unemployment work because I’m gonna be needing that
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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Maybe I’m wrong! Maybe they will let me keep my job!
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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Alright I’m definitely fired because I got an email from a vendor saying the autopay didn’t work and it’s set up under “my” credit card and the only reason it wouldn’t work is if the card was cancelled Fascinating stuff we’ve got here
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Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley
@shelleyelwood.bsky.social
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I just need a site that is simply Does It Have Stevia, where I can plug in a product name (upc?) and it immediately says no or yes and I don't have to spend 20 minutes drilling down some beverage company's site and still not being quite sure
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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Thank you for your service 🥲
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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Every single job posting is “we want someone who will go above and beyond and anticipate our and our customers every need and also upsell them on things they don’t need :))))))”
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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There should be some sort of law that prohibits employers from forcing employees to upsell if they’re not paid on commission or if they’re not a fucking salesperson
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logo ⓘ suffering online
@logophobe.bsky.social
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Yeah and if I'm honest it's working pretty well
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nattie winters
@utilitylimb.bsky.social
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i think it’s good when people post about their weird sex shit online. online should be as hostile as possible toward anyone trying to use online for normal reasons because the people that want to use online for normal reasons are complete psychopaths.
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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So yeah we’re safe for a while if only because I’m too poor to not die
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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My suicidal ideation : you know you wanna do it Me : yeah I guess SI : come on man what gives you love this game Me : I mean if I succeed I’m done forever and if I don’t, that’s a lifetime of medical bills that I can’t pay because I don’t have insurance. Neither is a great outcome
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@queeroid.bsky.social
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the long ranger
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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I’m no doctor so I don’t know how to read these studies but I wonder if the anxiety can lead to Parkinson’s or if there’s something within Parkinson’s itself that manifests as anxiety before being diagnosed
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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Than me??? I hate this place so much. I hate it And constantly being told it’s our own fault is not fucking helping
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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I still got fucked over. I know people who are way smarter than me, that accomplished more in school, that could be fucking doctors right now if they wanted to, who can’t because they’re saddled with loans for jobs that they were told would pay them 6 figures and instead they’re barely making more
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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Money (you want 5 years of experience and are willing to pay $17 an hour for it?? Okay) or I’m not qualified because I don’t have a degree in something completely unrelated because it’s literally only the paper that counts I am a nice person, I’m smart, I’m hardworking. I do everything right and
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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You” I can’t get a job because instead of going to school for a degree I probably wouldn’t even get to use (do you know how many of my STEM friends are working retail????) I just,,, worked,,, at a job,,, and that makes me look stupid Or anything I’m qualified for I’m somehow asking for too much
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Caterpillar Smoothie ✨
@thatcutiecarly.bsky.social
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Children to take out multi thousand dollar loans right out of high school wasn’t a bad idea?? As if going to college guarantees you a job?? It’s either “you were 18 when you took out those loans that we told you you absolutely needed to do, so fuck you” or “you didn’t take out those loans so fuck
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