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I couldn't remember the word dishwasher so I called it a wet oven.

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE's avatar BAJA BLAST BLAINE @codenamecatbird.bsky.social
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this would also apply to an autoclave, now that I think about it

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Dijana (Didi)'s avatar Dijana (Didi) @didi-dee.bsky.social
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Welcome to the club. There’s quite a few of us here and we are working hard on a new dictionary-your contribution is duly noted.

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Nick Livingstone 's avatar Nick Livingstone @bigdaftdad.bsky.social
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I couldn't remember the word ambidextrous, so I said I had bisexual hands.

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LadyLettera32 😷🌈 🍉's avatar LadyLettera32 😷🌈 🍉 @ladylettera32.bsky.social
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We just call ours the magic dish box, which honestly sounds way cooler then dishwasher (though wet oven is pretty good too)

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मानस Mānas مانس's avatar मानस Mānas مانس @manas999-9.bsky.social
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couldnt remember the word ’sweatshirt‘ so i called it ’sweatsleeves‘ clearly not having forgotten the term ’sweatpants‘

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C.A. Pinkham's avatar C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social
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I mean

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AS. IF.

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Bogdo Oggdo's avatar Bogdo Oggdo @oggdobogdo.bsky.social
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I doubt it

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𐓀𐓂͘𐒼𐒷 𐓒𐒻 𐓈𐒰͘ 𐒿𐒷𐓓𐒷's avatar 𐓀𐓂͘𐒼𐒷 𐓒𐒻 𐓈𐒰͘ 𐒿𐒷𐓓𐒷 @motherofbeanz.bsky.social
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Basically cooking your dishes every time, especially if you have a sanitize function…seems reasonable to me.

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Jon Asby's avatar Jon Asby @jonasby.bsky.social
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My wife didn't remember the word for spirit level so she asked me to hand her the fairy scale

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Matt's avatar Matt @mjayp.bsky.social
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My fiance couldn’t remember the word condensation so she called it “Cup Sweat” 😂

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kenny brown's avatar kenny brown @kennybrown131.bsky.social
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That’s probably what the Germans call it tbh

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Feral Ephemeral's avatar Feral Ephemeral @marcmancuso.bsky.social
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dishbaäth

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Clem Fandango's avatar Clem Fandango @uglybarbarian.bsky.social
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Remember to align your spaghetti correctly on the wire racks. Won’t make that mistake twice

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Princess of Whales's avatar Princess of Whales @princessofwhales2.bsky.social
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Not really sure why but I find that phrase viscerally upsetting

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MC Catlap's avatar MC Catlap @tbragsdale.bsky.social
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I do this shit more and more often now. "Come on, the thing with the water, that goes round and round, and there are clothes and....."

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DoubleTrouble's avatar DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social
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I just call my dishwasher Maria 😁

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