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Princess of Whales@princessofwhales2.bsky.social |
266 followers 192 following 372 posts
@blockmeamadeus’ emotional support bitch
I’ve gotten some more dollies since I was last here
My posts and mine alone bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly7xox37os
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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This day in history. 1841. Thomas Cook organized the first package tour, Leicester to Loughborough, to see the new High Street Watering-Trough and the Lady Lough-Dog Museum of Hairpins.
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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casket a casket a casket a tisket a tasket what's in the box why am I like this why is she in it why do I see it is she a corpse is she full of not her can she see me why's it so heavy don't move an inch listen for a singing blink blink blink swallow a swallow choke
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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friend: wth man i invite you to the first get-together in my new place and you bring me BEES?! me: you said it was a house-swarming party..
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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feeling somewhat flappable tbqh
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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hope everyone in America remembered to leave a pile of taxpayer money out for the military industrial complex!
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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if you block me don't forget to tell me about it bc there's 100% no other way I will ever know tyvm
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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casting Sean Connery to play a Japanese warrior, call that a shamurai
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Cosmically Funny
@cosmicallyf.bsky.social
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Edgy vampires dry blood out and snort it.
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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You don’t have enough gold to duel me, your honor
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Alex Blechman
@alexblechman.bsky.social
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
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merritt k
@merrittk.com
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
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Robin Of Broccoli
@robinofbroccoli.bsky.social
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Wonder bread implies the existence of Apathy bread.
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lalalyds
@lalalyds.bsky.social
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*Brings an ice cream scoop to a cookout I'm here for the potato salad
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President Tightrhymes
@prestightrhymes.bsky.social
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Unpopular fact: Most people who claim to want a viable 3rd party aren’t willing to put in any of the work at the local level to actually build a viable 3rd party from the grassroots up. Voting for a random presidential candidate once every four years isn’t going to do anything.
2 replies 10 reposts 27 likes
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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“Hey, my eyes are up h- Fuck it, they’re all over the place. Just stop staring at my tits or I’ll bite your head off.” - spiders, probably
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River Side Casino
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
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Come see the bucket hat Bob Denver was wearing when he died.
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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I keep thinking about the world I would be comfortable in, and I can’t even imagine it anymore.
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PAM!
@pamtoo.bsky.social
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Dear Goodwill Industries: Dude. $2.99 for a used onesie is more than retail new. Stop.
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Ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
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I’m not a suggested follow.
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Yes, I’m an alpha. afraid of lady’s pleasurable hugs a lot
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Ran out of shampoo so I washed my hair with Ranch dressing and now these seagulls are following me around like I’m the most discount Snow White ever.
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Emma Evans
@trance.bsky.social
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It's easy for Trump to pretend to distance from this shit because it's politically toxic to many in the GOP but also because this group is basically the wanna be Brownshirts offering a playbook and troops to their Fuhrer. They'd do well to remember that history. 🗡️
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Boston Tom Levenson
@tomlevenson.bsky.social
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Just going to put this out there: Biden has been the most legislatively effective president since LBJ. The most pro-labor president WW2. He's done more re climate change than any POTUS. He's built an international coalition for Ukraine despite Russia-fueld GOP opposition. And yeah: he's hella old.
8 replies 50 reposts 186 likes
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Princess of Whales
@princessofwhales2.bsky.social
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Oof. That’s an unfortunate situation
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Coach Rusty
@coachrusty.bsky.social
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My band in high school was called Extra Seconds On The Microwave and we were about as annoying as the name implies
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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The way I act when I have a crush is very not on brand
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CHOAM Nomsky 💭
@thielman.bsky.social
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Oh boy, $150,000!
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Brosephine Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
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Just had a really hot woman play with my boobs at the doctor, AND I bought a ticket to see Rocky Horror for the first time since 2016. So yeah, it’s been a pretty good day.
1 replies 1 reposts 9 likes
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Octopus/Caveman
@octopuscaveman.bsky.social
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Every morning when I wake up I just sit like this for at least 20 minutes
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Nuclear Winter
@4slars.bsky.social
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Please for the love of God do not do your own research.
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Brosephine Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
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[Evil, 25 minutes into an episode] oh btw here’s the opening credits
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Nuclear Winter
@4slars.bsky.social
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Today's Tarot Card: You will start missing some of the crap from under your bed.
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Nuclear Winter
@4slars.bsky.social
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If the 70s taught us anything, it's you're going missing in the Bermuda Triangle.
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Nuclear Winter
@4slars.bsky.social
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Sure, you're a horrible person, but in all the best ways.
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Hemry, Local Bartender
@bartenderhemry.bsky.social
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The discourse around biden needing more sleep is fully insane. Does no one remember "Executive Time," the thing Trump spent the majority(!) of his schedule on where he would just watch TV and tweet? Dude was categorically unable to fulfill any of the demands of the office and the press barely cared
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Rachel Esselle
@rachelsl.bsky.social
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I was JUST saying this!! Back in the day, it was the quickest, easiest way to learn about platforms and whatnot. We have the internet now. We can search and see what they stand for. Historically, bad debate performance is used as some measure of governing ability. The two are not equivalent.
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Mara Wilson
@marawilson.bsky.social
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Why the fuck do we even have presidential debates anymore
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Amanda Marcotte
@amandamarcotte.bsky.social
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Don't let his lies scare you out of sharing the details of Project 2025 with everyone you know — especially those who are on the fence about their vote this year.
There's good reason to believe knowing about Project 2025 focuses people's minds on the stakes.
www.salon.com/2024/07/05/p...
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Faine Greenwood
@faineg.bsky.social
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The fact that Trump is actually weakly attempting to pretend he doesn’t back Project 2025 = EXACTLY why you need to be telling everyone you know about their evil, violent plans.
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Sadie
@sadieisupset.bsky.social
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Manager left me to run things on my own so I’ve been challenging customers to bottle flipping in lieu of payment
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debbshock
@debbshock.bsky.social
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satanic! at the disco
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Chestbursty
@chestrovert.bsky.social
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Absolutely nothing to add to the discourse and feeling pretty joyful about it
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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hey i’m heading down to the oriental grocery store if anyone needs me to pick up anything oriental for them
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debbshock
@debbshock.bsky.social
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in search of answers (petting my cat)
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Jon Bois
@jonbois.bsky.social
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i'll often see someone on here who doesn't follow me, and that's absolutely your prerogative. but i have lawyers, they're very good lawyers, and i will see you in court
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CC
@ccruns.bsky.social
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Normalize responding Unsubscribe to emails from your annoying co-workers
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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one must imagine sisyphus honking his bobo in a sundress your honor
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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Sometimes I’ll put a shot glass in my back pocket and walk around town like some obscure Irish proverb
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Criag
@craigpsutton.bsky.social
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I went home to Oklahoma and my dad's neighborhood now has a roundabout. I commented "how European of you", and he made me get out of the car.
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Princess of Whales
@princessofwhales2.bsky.social
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😂
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