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Theciscokidder

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Stay home dad. Left af. Just here for the funny.

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๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿป

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๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜

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Doesn't sound like it

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Theciscokidder's avatar Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social
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๐Ÿ˜‚ I can't wait for my daughter to get old enough for that ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Theciscokidder's avatar Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social
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Took me 20 mins and a phone call to find the right maxi pads for my wife at the store. I'm just glad she doesn't have an extra long vagina.

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Inspector Ratchet's avatar Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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Now that 4th of July is behind us, it's time for me to furiously decorate for Halloween

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blank's avatar blank @misterblank.bsky.social
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always like to put food toward the outside of the microwave plate. let it go for a little ride.

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James's avatar James @tarnation.bsky.social
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If I was an archeologist Iโ€™d change my name to Indiana Bones

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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a daycare for adults where instead of cookies and juice you get Xanax and vodka

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SpatialKimtamine's avatar SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
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Go fuck yourself to those who masturbate

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Auntie Social 's avatar Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social
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I don't trust surveyors. They're always plotting.

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Peebeaux remains ungovernable 's avatar Peebeaux remains ungovernable @peebeauxsmom.bsky.social
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Today I told the adult in the housemate relationship that I am not a dull witted toddler and going forward it would be best not to treat me like I am. She apologized.

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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recommending my dentist to a friend and asking for my referral bonus to be paid in teeth

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Wolfe Van Mural's avatar Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social
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Take a bite of your McDonaldโ€™s sausage breakfast burrito every time you pass another McDonaldโ€™s

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Wolfe Van Mural's avatar Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social
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Ok that was fun back to dependence

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Coach Rusty's avatar Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social
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Grandma still thinks LOL means lots of love and itโ€™s like lmao learn to google you dumb bitch

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Wilbur72's avatar Wilbur72 @wilbur72.bsky.social
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I have to go back to reality tomorrow. Reality sucks

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Sweetie ฯ€'s avatar Sweetie ฯ€ @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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My posts are not meant to be read theyโ€™re meant to be felt

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Raquel Squelch's avatar Raquel Squelch @raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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Call a bowl a bowl? Off with their feet I'd say in my queenest of ways and it's fingers for diamonds but as queen of clubs run off with their sandwiches oh for hearts sake I'd just eat them

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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exhuming the body of my phrenologist call that skullduggery

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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baby will you be my

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Dusty B's avatar Dusty B @dustyinthewind.bsky.social
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The best thing about Amish jokes on the internet is that no one ever gets offended

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Staff Chief of Joints's avatar Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social
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I'm saving a lot of money on chest waxing by simply standing too close to the grill.

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Theciscokidder's avatar Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social
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It's been a very wet spring/summer for us after years of drought. I guess somebody finally found mother nature's clit.

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Theciscokidder's avatar Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social
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Hey, my posts aren't old, they're vintage! ๐Ÿ˜ค

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Nick Livingstone 's avatar Nick Livingstone @bigdaftdad.bsky.social
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I couldn't remember the word ambidextrous, so I said I had bisexual hands.

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Theciscokidder's avatar Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social
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Thank you!! Only one person on that list I wasn't following and I fixed it ๐Ÿ˜

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Wilbur72's avatar Wilbur72 @wilbur72.bsky.social
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Itโ€™s going to be a good day (Hey, anythingโ€™s possible)

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Hi, Iโ€™d like to report a not funny person trying to be funny. Itโ€™s cringe.

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Sorry I stared at your bulge, but it looked at me first.

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Pot Shop Boy's avatar Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social
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๐ŸŽต I think I'm a drone now I'm always way up high Above the ground

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