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The Goche
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I want to keep up with what’s going on better over there, so I signed up for his email blast, The Daily Starmer.
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"Today is where your book begins, the rest is still unwritten." - Lauren Conrad Likes: *Everton *Vanderbilt *Racing Louisville *labor unions *casting down the mighty from their thrones *lifting up the lowly
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The Goche
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I want to keep up with what’s going on better over there, so I signed up for his email blast, The Daily Starmer.
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The Goche
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Before I took the better path (not being a lawyer), it was really tough to get used to Yes sir/ma’am being a disrespectful answer to a judge. OK “your honor,” I already called you the most respectful thing possible, but whatever.
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Julia Azari
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i am an American and I only call people "sir" when they're a service worker cleaning up after me and I feel awkward about the dynamics and need to cover by being extra respectful. Or if a stranger has toilet paper on their shoe.
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The Goche
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Yeah, there’s no way that’s Patrick Bertoletti in that picture.
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The Goche
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I don’t know that song, but in my head they’re just yelling out Counting Crows to make sure everything knows it’s them, like DJ Khaled.
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The Goche
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I would normally be too polite to say this, but someone said recently that I shouldn’t shy away from uncomfortable truths.
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The Goche
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Which Kennedy? RFK Jr or Undead JFK Jr?
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The Goche
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“Happy Birthday! Your birthday is a great time to consider your mortality and the unceasing passage of time.” Oh yeah, thanks. I am slowly dying. I hadn’t thought about that for a few minutes. “Well, you think it’s slowly. Can’t be sure unless we check! Anyway…Happy Birthday!”
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The Goche
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Going to start arguing that the 2nd Amendment ensures my right to bullet trains
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The Goche
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“No water! Ice! Put me on ice. Stick me in the freezer. It’ll be over soon.”
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The Goche
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Would love to show up and give away ice cream.
Double scoop if they will go to Dairy Del and say that the pledge is “From each according to their ability, to each according to their need, with liberty and justice for all.”
We even could play the anthem in the background.
youtu.be/8N7_LyGEEAw?...
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The Goche
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I’ve not personally witnessed too much gruesomeness, but I generally have a pretty strong stomach for pictures or descriptions, and just the idea of “hand in the fryer” gets me. I don’t have a living will, but I’m going to get a tattoo that says “if found in fryer, no hospital, immediately cremate”
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The Goche
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Manager 1: “Wash it off.” TW: “No! Get towels.” Me, a reasonable & merciful person: “It’s too late for him now. [takes long drag on a cigarette*] Get a gun.” *(I don’t smoke, but I would have started immediately to settle my nerves or something after seeing that awful shit).
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The Goche
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"Watch to the end," orders algorithm boosted video that Instagram shows me instead of the people I follow. Bitch, be interesting at the beginning. Or, alternatively, how about GTFO my feed. Showing up on my phone making demands. I opened the app because I had people (not you) I wanted to hear from.
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The Goche
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Classic change of scenery trade.
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The Goche
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But why would The Joker and Scarface let Tucker Carlson and John Stossel into their poker game?
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The Goche
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OK, hear me out, Gregg Berhalter and John Roberts just swap jobs? It’s worth a shot.
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The Goche
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Look, we change coaches and still lose, clearly we need to consider what isn’t changing. The correlation is clear: we always let Lalas on TV & we always lose in big cups. They want to change how American soccer is viewed, literally change how American soccer is viewed (by making it less annoying).
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The Goche
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Guys, this result is unacceptable. After the deciding game in the group, we still have to turn the TV off to avoid hearing Alexi Lalas. Everyone responsible for that must be fired.
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The Goche
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lol. Got COMEBOLed so hard. Completely predictably. Not like they didn’t know what it would be like. Just didn’t do enough.
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The Goche
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lol. 6 minutes. Yeah right. Not that it makes a ton of difference, but lol
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The Goche
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Imagine ever rooting for Luis Suarez. Couldn’t be be
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The Goche
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lol. COMEBOL VAR hose job.
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The Goche
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I want to be the kind of person who stands up to bullies and stands up for people who don’t have the option to run away, but when your country feels like Twitter, it’s kinda hard not to wonder if there’s a BlueSky somewhere you could take your kids to.
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The Goche
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Anyway folks, enjoy the 4th. Let’s celebrate! No kings! No one above the law! Checks and balances!
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The Goche
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If the court was going to overrule the seminal precedent on presidential crimes, Frost v Nixon, could they not also overrule the 2008 Best Actor Oscar going to Sean Penn instead of Frank Langella?
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Sending a bunch of based realtors and off-duty cops into the Capitol building to murder the speaker of the house, in my official capacity of President of the United States.
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The Goche
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USA Gymnastics, an organization famously good at judging vibes.
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The Goche
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Justice Dept and Boeing able to find common ground thanks to their shared understanding that these crashes aren’t that bad since they didn’t happen here.
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The Goche
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Need a long-read oral history on this guy who has a python wrapped around his arm right next to Carver when they’re talking with Bodie and Poot at the East Side-West Side game in season 1, ep 9.
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The Goche
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As always, accidentally crossing the white line at the edge of the track punished much more effectively than intentionally crossing the invisible line between your car and car next to you.
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Villain Max Back! I’ll miss the Lando & Max show in the cooldown room, but it will be fun on the track, and all boiling over heading into Silverstone again. Shocked—SHOCKED!—to see that 3 years later the stewards are still completely useless.
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there's no way baja blast is bad for you
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The Goche
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Folgers, release the Herzog cut of "Coming Home"
www.gq.com/story/folger...
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To serve their country, guy on BlueSky calls for NYT editorial board to get a clue and shut the fuck up.
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Had a rough few hours, but I'm back in the fight. If this disabled veteran high school girl without an opposable thumb on her left hand and her elementary aged disabled veteran son (whose last name appears to be Army) would give so much, then goddammit, how could I give up?
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Broke: we need a @fivefourpod.bsky.social episode so we can attempt to digest the last 24 hours.
Woke: we need a @ifbookspod.bsky.social episode with more Eric Adams clips so we can attempt to not digest the last 24 hours.
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The Goche
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"Obviously there is regret. He deeply regrets facing consequences for his actions."
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10 minutes after the new AI machine turns on we get an additional report that it immediately raised the global temperature by a degree and the billionaires are somehow even less concerned with the humanity of others than before to an extent that was noticeable after mere moments of immortality
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The Goche
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😢RIP Del Paxson.
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Florida really dropped the ball on the Bettman booing
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The Goche
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They should hold their parade in Toronto
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All 6 minutes of it
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You're allowed to drink beers during the day as long as the name of the beer makes it clear that they are for daytime use.
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ol' dougy bastard
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climate activists, if you really want to bring about change rather than just jerking each other’s puds, quit throwing soup on paintings and start torching bitcoin mines
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The Goche
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Whenever Duke's goes on the road, you know you're going to hear the "O-VER-RA-TED" chant.
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The Goche
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Holy shit Axar, what a catch.
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Jason, ex Inferis
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Every album from The Decemberists
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The Goche
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Man, I wonder what the secret is of why she didn't make Booker T Washington's bed. Maybe he left the 'do not disturb' sign— "The secret is RACISM!" OK, yeah, no that adds up.
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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits
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