thejuliakitchen's avatar

thejuliakitchen

@thejuliakitchen.bsky.social

105 followers 659 following 950 posts

Terminal Cancer host + Cat lady + Chef Emerita I’m at the beginning of the end of it all. Profile: a blonde fat femme in a red dress with red lipstick and Buddy Holly glasses Banner: it’s a beautiful day to yell at god

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

An elderly felon or an elderly mad man. This is the second time these two have gone head to head. This place is over.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

Pups that don’t get their walkies are subject to urinary tract infections that equal a costly vet visit not to mention their pain. My Pom Mason and I were together 16 years, I miss him terribly. I’m not healthy enough to go out in the weather, I now have cats.

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

Do you know how expensive utis are?

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

Sadly these are the kinds of things you’ll be seeing here right after the next election. Russia orders arrest of Yulia Navalnaya, widow of Putin’s nemesis - The Washington Post

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

Painters tape + marker. Kitchens use them to label and date everything. But yeah, you must actually use them

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes

Reposted by thejuliakitchen

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

Having metastatic breast cancer and taking care of myself are two full time jobs. As a retired chef I cook the most sumptuous meals for myself. Frankly, I deserve it, for my remaining time I’m feeding myself so well y’all would be green with envy, if you only knew.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

Why doesn’t it bother them that it will cripple cities and tank the economy?

2 replies 0 reposts 0 likes

Reposted by thejuliakitchen

Dr. Lucky Tran's avatar Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.bsky.social
[ View ]

Violet Affleck: "To confront the Long COVID crisis I demand mask availability, air filtration and far-UVC light in government facilities, including jails and detention centers and mask mandates in county medical facilities. And most importantly, the county must oppose mask bans for any reason." 🔥🔥🔥

15 replies 322 reposts 1083 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

Mushroom, ricotta, garlic scape tart. Super flavorful, serve with a nice tomato salad or what ever green salad you like.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Reposted by thejuliakitchen

Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈's avatar Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pairofclaws.bsky.social
[ View ]

Everyone has been asking me for this: How to Market Your Book On Social Media, Jessica edition: *Post about your book 20 times in one day and not again for like 2 weeks. *Become known as "yeah, I think I follow her?" *Post half nonsense shitposts, half total bummers *Gay! Frequently!

6 replies 11 reposts 83 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

My apologies. I’m dying of cancer so my filters are off. I didn’t mean to offend. I’ll mute you so I don’t bother you anymore. Please accept my deep apology.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes

Reposted by thejuliakitchen

Rima I Anabtawi's avatar Rima I Anabtawi @rimaanabtawi.bsky.social
[ View ]

Two Democratic U.S. senators announced Tuesday that they are seeking a criminal investigation of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas over gifts of travel, a loan for a recreational vehicle and other benefits he received from wealthy benefactors.

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

1 replies 26 reposts 139 likes

Reposted by thejuliakitchen

Reposted by thejuliakitchen

Saucy Rick Havoc 's avatar Saucy Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social
[ View ]

Time for an economics lesson.

25 replies 903 reposts 3257 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

The bystander video may be the only video the family can access. It may be the only proof of the murder. It is evidence.

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

Not really, that part of the war was over. The Japanese were living on 1000 calories a day. They didn’t murder 10 million people but they were close enough so the Russians could get a good look. Truman just didn’t want to deal with island skirmishes for 6 more months.

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

That you could ever be loved after that event is a slap in the face of the gods.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

I’m legitimately chef emerita. Now I nap and play all day like my 4yo nephew, can’t recommend it enough.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

I did that yesterday. Look at us! Yay creative bitches, this is our month. I’m so happy for us🥳🥰

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes

Reposted by thejuliakitchen

T's avatar T @mamafirefly.bsky.social
[ View ]

Italian food can fix anything. Forget a hair tie? Wrap a noodle around it. Scrape a knee? Slap some eggplant over it.

7 replies 31 reposts 124 likes

Reposted by thejuliakitchen

Nagging Coronet's avatar Nagging Coronet @naggingcoronet.bsky.social
[ View ]

For profit prisons are civil rights violations en-masse. It's conservative politics gone completely full circle corruption. Prison Corporations given profit motive for more "crime", conservatives make sure the prisons are full.

0 replies 1 reposts 0 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

I’m sorry my eyes are old but did you just say “youth prisons” like for children?

1 replies 0 reposts 3 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

I’m sorry my eyes are old but did you just say “youth prisons” like for children?

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

“Child marriage can be seen as a workaround for child rape,” ‘I was handed to a complete stranger’: the survivors fighting to end child marriage in 37 US states — and the people who want to keep it legal - The Guardian

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

When my maintenance meds and palliative meds start doing a samba I want to peel my skin off and squeeze the juice from my bones.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

Here’s my this week. The broad ones are placeholders so I know I can build a dish around it.

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

Babe, I’ve been a chef for 35 years and taken too many health classes to know that you can’t mix food and medical. Take care!

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Reposted by thejuliakitchen

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

Wanna bet all these local news outlets that are advocating for Biden to step down are owned by hard righters? Why call for a guy who had a bad night but not the convicted felon? The adjudicated rapist? The tax cheat?

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

Perhaps I’m naive to the “jump off the building” suicidal ideation but wouldn’t bungee jumping be a good practice run? You’ll know for sure if that’s what’s up or if you need further assistance say from a medical professional that can let you know your brain is lying to you.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes

Reposted by thejuliakitchen

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

I lost a job because some people brought a dog into the restaurant that was in the middle of a brewery. All the people who conspired on that one got canned weeks later.

0 replies 0 reposts 4 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

This is the first time they wrote it down in book form for people to keep and refer back to. This time four years ago they didn’t even have a plan, now they have a text book. Remember, if you don’t write it down you’re just screwing around.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Reposted by thejuliakitchen

Melanie D’Arrigo's avatar Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social
[ View ]

If you steal $1000, you can be sent to prison. When health insurance companies steal $50,000,000,000, they get tax breaks, subsidies and government contracts, while the people they steal from die or go into debt. But keep blaming immigrants and poor people for rising crime.

23 replies 747 reposts 1925 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

Which banks are serving the underworld? All of them?

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

The way us kids had to deal with our father’s emotional trauma surrounding the Viet Nam era leading into their voracious greed was just a wild teen life.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

I’m be always felt grocery store pizza is a good place to play. Add goat cheese, olives, whatever you fancy!

0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes

Reposted by thejuliakitchen

tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🍉 ♿'s avatar tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🍉 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social
[ View ]

tofu lost his arms in the snuggle wars

2 replies 20 reposts 173 likes

thejuliakitchen's avatar thejuliakitchen @thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
[ View ]

We build community one person at a time. I’m part of your world now if you’ll have me.

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes