The Onion @theonion.com

"I think I’ll just cling to this branch continually over the next three or four days and then also after that."

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OhkokuKishi @ohkokukishi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:31 UTC

An accurate description of how I deal with depression. The timescale, too.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:06 UTC

Jim Garra...lmao

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dr. depth 📚🎶😸 @drdepth.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

This is the election coverage we need.

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tomstpatrick @tomstpatrick.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

If I could do it, on some days I would.

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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 18:01 UTC

Can relate 🦎

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StevenX @feeblecursedone.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

Who is to say this isn't The Way?

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Steve Waycott Wildlife Photography @stevewaycott.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:42 UTC

Can't rush a good First Dangle. @kevinhearne.bsky.social

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Girth Brooks 🔞 @twerknowitzki.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:03 UTC

I'd try to grow more toes three just isn't enough.

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Hunter Felt @hunterfelt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 18:28 UTC

It's me. I am sloth.

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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 18:57 UTC

I’m only coming down to poop. The way god intended.

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M🐁.🇵🇸# 7291 💉🥄 @nestormarts.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 17:36 UTC

That’s me thinking about sleeping.

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 17:39 UTC

Wholesome onion

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Dr Enrico Sidebottom Jnr @drsidebottom.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 18:21 UTC

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