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tinybaby@tiny.baby |
got myself a cybertruck. i was driving it and the front wheels kicked up a rock that hit the inside of the footwell. since there's no engine, there's no firewall, and the rock hit in just the right place to cause a piece of plastic to explode, taking out my penis and nuts. still love the car though
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Shannon L
@sglong.bsky.social
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That’s strange, I would have thought Rumplemuskin would have taken those when you signed the contract 😁.
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@joeasher.bsky.social
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lol thank you
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Catinahat
@fizbansghost.bsky.social
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Talk to Elon, you absolutely know he has tech for broken dicks
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Just Melissa (she/her)
@pnwmelissa.bsky.social
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You had me till the end, not gonna lie.
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Dunkin' Idahos
@wendlle.bsky.social
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Burned the shit out of my hand opening the door on a sunny day, and the rear panels are falling off. Love my Cyber Truck!!! (elon plz help)
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@slappylongballs.bsky.social
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You have to sacrifice for the ones you love
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JimboChill
@jimbochill.bsky.social
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Love driving my cyber truck around town! Of course since I accidentally severed myself in half at the torso trying to open the glove compartment I now have to “sit” in the backseat with my medical devices and shout at my wife to tailgate a school bus.
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Pranceatron
@pranceateon.bsky.social
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Do you know how long it would take some dumb fuckin regular-ass basic bitch truck to deteriorate to the point where that would happen? Years! This is so much more efficient. God bless mister musk!
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Dooppy
@dooppy.bsky.social
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My Cybertruck slit my throat and all I'm thinking is "Do blood stains scrub out of rusty metal?"
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Blazimun
@blazimun.bsky.social
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Rural farmer who blew his cock n balls off by sitting on his gun weird vs Cybertruck owner who blew his cock n balls off by driving over a rock weird.
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Woozer
@woozer.bsky.social
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If this ridiculous device could be sold in the UK, they’d tell you you’d cocked it up. And then you could hop in it and go spray paint Stonehenge or something.
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Hugh Briss
@laundry3000.bsky.social
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We need more microplastics in our dick and balls. Plastic won’t attack plastic, jus sayin.
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Apetivist ☭ 🇵🇸 🔻 🏳️🌈 👨🦼😷
@apetivist.bsky.social
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☝️😆😆😆
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Matt Salomone
@matthematics.com
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masterful gambit, sir
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tim coe
@shakespeherian.bsky.social
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My penis and testicles are the smallest, I emphasize the -tiniest-, price I could pay to be part of the visionary future
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A Sentient Pile of Spaghetti
@spagritty.bsky.social
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rip your penis and nuts. worth it to be a part of elon's epic-ocracy.
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