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Ah, right, Yoda, the old guy who shriveled up and died and left his shaky understudy to beat the evil Empire alone
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ariel gordon
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If Trump is Jabba the Hutt, does that make Stephen Miller the Sarlacc?
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waxmonkey
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James Debord
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It's like when the 2020 Trump campaign called themselves the Death Star: an astronomically expensive instrument of planetary genocide blown up by a teenager flying with his eyes closed.
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Ian Boudreau
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Some of Joe Biden's top donors are eleven years old
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Portland Man
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Prepare for an onslaught of "Jabba Did Nothing Wrong!" thinkpieces.
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chris pickard
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Yoda was asleep at the wheel and kept the knowledge that the grand army of the republic was built at the behest of the sith under wraps. He’s more like the NYT than anything else
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LongIslandIcedTech
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Jack of The Shadows
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Biden is like a big juicy hamburger, and Donald Trump is The Hamburglar.
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Rufus Hickok
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Okay, but Stephen Miller as Bib Fortuna does kind of work.
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After heading up the prior leadership that failed to anticipate the existential threat facing them! It's almost too perfect really
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Ben Robertson
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Yoda is also the guy who cld not see the rising fascism right in front of his face
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Thomas Nguyen
@nuge.bsky.social
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The old guy who had no idea Palpatine was Darth Sidious
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Midnight Platypus
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They pivoted to Star Wars after thinking Biden needs a Theoden moment returning to vitality having been freed by Gandalf from Wormtongue's manipulations, but they realized that'd probably be read as someone like Sanders being Gandalf and the people having this conversation being the Wormtongues.
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The Baron von Ryan 🇵🇸
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Tom, they ALL are part of the evil empire.
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Fozberry
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I really wish we could talk about shit without making everything about Star Wars or Harry Potter.
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wishda
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Did… they see those movies? Yoda didn’t do that great in relevant circumstances.
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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter
@swolecialism.bsky.social
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in this analogy stormy daniels (I guess?) chokes trump out with a chain at a critical moment?
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Ben Alpers
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Should they have gone with Viserys Targaryen? /s
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Brooke Binkowski
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If we survive this it's going to be despite these strategists, not because of them
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