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Lost has almost always been available on streaming services. What the hell is going on??

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Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off)'s avatar Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off) @wolvendamien.bsky.social
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Relatedly, please remember that a federal appeals court recently ruled that cops can compell you to use biometrics to unlock your phone. Passwords, pins, or patterns, people.

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Stumbled into this on my first play through, figured there might be an achievement for it. šŸ˜‚

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This is why I have squirreled away multiple adapters at work!

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Melanie Dā€™Arrigo's avatar Melanie Dā€™Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social
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If you steal $1000, you can be sent to prison. When health insurance companies steal $50,000,000,000, they get tax breaks, subsidies and government contracts, while the people they steal from die or go into debt. But keep blaming immigrants and poor people for rising crime.

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I think because it followed Hereditary that people had this idea that Midsommar would be scarier.

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We always played music at night when crate training, and that seemed to help with the whining. Sheā€™s fully graduated from the crate at this point.

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Iā€™m going to get Will Stancil to yell at you.

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These are cameras that our high school made us film our video projects on, but did not provide any software. Had to figure out how to transfer these videos to my Galaxy S3.

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Iā€™ve always been afraid this will be too small. How do you like it?

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Chef Gaykwon's avatar Chef Gaykwon @gaykwon.bsky.social
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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Itā€™s got the juice!!!

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If you take some of Helen Huntā€™s scenes out of context it almost seems like tornados are the villians and Dr. Jo Harding needs to find their weakness to defeat them. Really hoping Twisters introduces sentient Tornadoes because Dorthy was able to read their souls.

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Everyone say happy birthday Tilly, or else!

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Biden is like a big juicy hamburger, and Donald Trump is The Hamburglar.

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Never really took that to heart, seems like an extinction event if they just didnā€™t nest at all.

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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can't stop thinking this morning about this moment, the geniuses behind this production are who we need to save us now, what could go wrong

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Ah man I thought Obama was shaming me personally. He just sends this to everyone???

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This is what the algorithm took from us.

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Ok this makes sense why the weekend weather is always vastly different then the Monday reports.

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Just saw an article about how a Tesla confused train tracks with the road, so thereā€™s no doubt in my mind that this would work lmao.

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journeyman folklorist's avatar journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social
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We need to bring this guy back and put him in charge of something. Anything

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Josh Gondelman's avatar Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social
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I canā€™t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.

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The night time view of the river is even better! Especially if you can get up close to the parliament building.

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Comfortably Numb's avatar Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly
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They don't have an inside to go to. This is "increase jail population and slave labor" ruling.

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A report came out this week accusing our CEO of siphoning money from the company and just overall corruption. We all got assigned anti-bribery courses the next day lmao.

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If it wants to add a back up to OneDrive fine, but please let me save to my computer!!!!

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Unfortunately thereā€™s a long chain of necromancers keeping each other alive to keep Biden alive. If you kill one they will be brought back by another.

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Definitely wouldnā€™t turn into 1000 years of torture being rewritten into brains for stealing food.

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His wife impaled a flag through his chest.

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I canā€™t believe barbers have to drink this when they fuck up a haircut.

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Ursula's avatar Ursula @ladyofsardines.bsky.social
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And that the U.S. gov't bears responsibility. (Screenshot from The Night Won't End, new documentary from Al Jazeera)

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Remember when they were propping up Herman Cainā€™s twitter account with anti vaxxing rhetoric after he died from Covid?!?

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bsdtectr's avatar bsdtectr @bsdtectr.bsky.social
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Imagine being such a shitty mayor, the Public Library is calling you out.

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Canis Latranscendental's avatar Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
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This shit? This shit right here? Is exactly why not everything needs to be digital and hooked up to the internet.

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Conor Conneally's avatar Conor Conneally @ernekid.bsky.social
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Why the fuck are they attacking stone henge when Fossil fuel executives have publicly available names and addresses?

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Remember when getting a phone call was cool? Remember when the internet wasnā€™t full of false links?? Why do we live like this?!?

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ā€œRoutine driving tasksā€ such as driving in a straight line

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I am once again asking you to consider that an entire information ecosystem established as the primary form of communication over a hundred years and allegedly regulated by the federal government was destroyed by scammers virtually overnight and we just donā€™t, like, ever talk about it

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i'm sorry, this is an area where i am just completely unwilling to compromise. i think speeding and reckless driving are profoundly antisocial acts that are DEMONSTRABLY PROVEN to result in TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DEATHS every year in car and pedestrian crashes. this seems bad to me.

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Itā€™s always good when bad things happen to Adobe.

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Miss maā€™am clocked in early at that biscuit factory this morning.

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Not sure if this is just AI referencing Demon Slayer or if that is an actual belief lol.

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Robo umps will be gambling on the blockchain!

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