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These were on clearance at my grocery store. The world is not ready for the Dinner Granola.

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Locked up merchandise and skeleton crews struggling to keep up with all the other things that need to be done around the store. Can't believe the inconvenient convenience store isn't working out.

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Shepherd's avatar Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social
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It's really weird to see these posts about Linda keep popping up and I still don't know quite how to talk about her. But she called me a couple months ago and made me promise I'd tell the truth when everyone started saying nice things. 1/?

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The Curbed app is in our area and I like it a lot. It combines the best of both worlds. Licensed cab drivers that you can hail and pay through the app. No more bullshit about supposedly broken CC machines or scenic routes.

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Chaya isn't really interested in doing her own dirty work, be it calling in bomb threats or cranking out 9 children. Doesn't stop her from having very strong opinions on how people who aren't her should live their lives.

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Max Kennerly's avatar Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social
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Dude was a surgical resident at the time, he's only 34, fucked up his whole medical career. Reaping and sowing you piece of shit, enjoy the next couple decades of regret. ✌️

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Biden has the large "my dog is a terror and I'm not going to do anything about it" demographic secured.

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Would love to hear the behind the scenes discussions between the legal department and the marketing department about the naming of "Full Self Driving". Our regulatory state is a joke that this shit is allowed on the market.

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more birds are finished! it's so exciting to see these come to life, can't wait to actually have them in hand 🪺

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Verity Vagary's avatar Verity Vagary @mgcomics.bsky.social
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It is baby bird season!! Please be careful with EVERYTHING in nature right now - There are baby birds all over the place!!!

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Street parking is my biggest anxiety source as a driver. Narrows the road and kills visibility. Pedestrians come out of nowhere from behind parked cars, and increasingly seems like everyone is driving tall trucks or SUVs that make it worse.

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Yeah, this issue constantly gets framed as car vs pedestrian or car vs cyclist or car vs public transit, but as someone who also drives a car I would also like not to get crashed into by a reckless driver, or, worse, be responsible for injuring another person because of shitty roads.

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I like the whole series, but the earlier seasons where they have some marginal sense of humanity and have to talk themselves into doing stupid and evil schemes are especially funny. Later seasons they are fully descended into their various forms of degeneracy.

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Only worry is that interest rates are pretty awful right now. Even a "good" loan is going to be expensive if you can't repay it quickly.

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Back when I was a flat broke new grad I was able to get a couple thousand loaned at decent rates solely based on having a job offer letter.

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If that doesn't work out you may be able to take out a loan at a credit union or bank on the strength of the promised payout. Would want to be sure that this payment will happen quickly so the interest doesn't eat you alive.

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Mourning doves undefeated. The best to ever play the game.

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I'm so baffled by this. The "city vs suburbs" trope is common across the country, but NYC is somewhat unique that the suburbs are overwhelmingly not in the same state as the big city. The governor favoring CT and NJ suburban commuters who cannot reward her with a vote over NYC residents is wild.

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Matt Novak's avatar Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social
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I also think some very wealthy people simply aren't that bright. They genuinely believe their own meritocratic myths and fail to understand how things like public education make them money or keep them alive. They won't connect the dots until their nurse fails to read a pill bottle properly.

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About to walk into a private detective's office and drag them into a spiral of intrigue and destruction.

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Wife and I spotted a record 25 bunnies on our walk tonight. Previous record was only 13.

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Our yard bunnies are from a long, unbroken lineage of dummies. They'll move enough to draw your attention then freeze.

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Pelham is kinda shocking because they use to put average looking people in movies. Now everybody in a film is beautiful.

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It often makes me very depressed to think back how there was talk about the "peace surplus" that was going to come from scaling back military spending after the USSR collapsed, but it just never happened.

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This sounds great, but what's he going to do when Israel rejects it and dares him to do anything about it?

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There's still some appetite for terrorizing ordinary members of the public (eg libsoftiktok) but I agree they are reasonably reluctant to directly challenge the state again.

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Seems pretty clear that the right wing vague posting about "doing something" against the state, which presumably can handily defend itself, is a welcome change of pace compared to the recent right wing fixation with terrorizing queer people or school board members etc.

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"kitchen appreciation fee" but for your own home, is this something?

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Liberal transphobes shocked to find all their allies are reactionary ghouls.

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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i genuinely think the smart political move is for biden to hold a rally tomorrow where he taunts trump and says america will not have a felon for president.

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Really difficult to imagine Trump having the inner monologue required to be in this game.

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You search Trump rule 34 because you're a fool. I search Trump rule 34 because I'm irredeemably horny. We are not the same.

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Elites: It's complicated. Normal people: this guy is 100% a crook lol

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I regret to inform you this post is a banger.

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I didn't even get it wet. Terrible deal, the worst deal. Nobody has seen a worse deal.

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My inner lib rises from the dead. let's enjoy the system fucking over a total villain and delay remembering all the bad things about it until tomorrow.

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My personal experience is that red squirrels are the angriest.

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Prem Thakker ツ's avatar Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social
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Letter to Joe Biden from Israeli teenagers who are in prison for refusing to join the IDF:

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Screaming Pectoriloquy's avatar Screaming Pectoriloquy @caulimovirus.bsky.social
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Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:

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Getting a lifetime guaranteed contract job (being sent to the wall) is treated as a fate almost as bad as death.

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Watching horror movies while stationary biking is an interesting experience. The elevated heart rate really sets the mood.

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Our yard has a new cottontail. Seems to have already mastered stealth tactics.

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