Trevor Ship

@trevypoos.bsky.social

285 followers 537 following 1561 posts

I am a person who sometimes writes, performs and makes comedy stuff.

I am either very close, or very tall.

I have a day job, that is driving me insane.

I am neurodivergent with anxiety and depression and undiagnosed ADHD.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:09 UTC

Abusive relationships right there!

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:07 UTC

He was, and they gradually died a sputtering death due to the lack of a coherent strategy it seems

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

Absolutely, it seems he left Commodore in a strop. I know he was manoeuvred out, but it still seemed to be his own petulance that did most of the work for them

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:02 UTC

Odd for someone who ultimately destroyed two successful companies by penny pinching and bullying management.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:01 UTC

And before someone says something, I am hopefully clear that I am not saying it is not a problem in the arts. It is a problem everywhere there is a power imbalance and a patriarchal structure that protects arseholes.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 12:37 UTC

“Why are so many people in arts and entertainment sexual predators?” “Because they are famous so you hear about it. If Handsy Geoff in accounts got caught being a perv it would not end up on the Daily Mail website you buffoon.”

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 12:34 UTC

Or when I should speak. What I should say…

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 12:34 UTC

I realised recently that the reason I am so tired is that I spend at least 40% of my mental power figuring out how long and often I should look at someone when they are talking to me. (Waiting for an ADHD diagnosis)

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:45 UTC

True story.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 11:10 UTC

Yorkshire Dads! Hot single radiators near you need turning down.

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 06:44 UTC

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After Dinner Conversation @afterdinner.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 06:36 UTC

”Three-fourths of philosophy and literature is the talk of people trying to convince themselves that they really like the cage they were tricked into entering.” ― Gary Snyder

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 06:18 UTC

I’m not depressed, I’m just paying attention.

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 06:04 UTC

On this day in 2000, Coldplay released their debut album ‘Parachutes’.

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Mark @ludosparks.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:23 UTC

Kemi Badenoch, whose job is shadowing a government department that doesn't exist.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:45 UTC

True story.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 11:14 UTC

“You’re having a great start!” Says my smart watch. Shows how much you know, I have just thrown Pot Noodle over myself.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

Glue Peter

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:15 UTC

I need this.

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feinstruktur @feinstruktur.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 07:20 UTC

Internet Archive vs. Evil Corp.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 22:41 UTC

I don’t this for free, I’ll send you the bill.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 16:01 UTC

Scorpio: Fragments of memory will come back to you at unexpected moments, detailing your previous life as some sort of pet to an intergalactic traveller. You will miss this time of no responsibilities intensely but they are gone forever.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 11:14 UTC

So 3pm is Great Tits o’clock?

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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

If the Daily Mail doesn't like this country it should fuck off back to where it came from.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 13:08 UTC

I think we all are, yet somehow…

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 13:07 UTC

Wow. That’s quite a statement.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 12:58 UTC

Racist uncle Nige has found BlueSky then.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 11:02 UTC

The CD version has the most 80’s extended intro to a track I have ever heard. I think it is “My latest trick.”

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 10:42 UTC

I like to preplan. That's anxiety for you.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 10:40 UTC

I appear to have wrecked myself though, if that helps?

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 10:31 UTC

But what if it hertz?

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 10:29 UTC

What absolute throbbers. I bet they still want to be able to come back to use the NHS though.

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Ray @sireviscerate.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 11:12 UTC

God: When the humans are alone, they should be able to hear music in their heads sometimes. Angel: That's a lovely idea. God: And it should be a 8 second loop of a song they don't really like and can't exactly remember the lyrics to. Angel: ... God: There's no way to make it stop.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:39 UTC

“They done a good football thing” I think is what it generally means

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 11:14 UTC

So 3pm is Great Tits o’clock?

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 11:35 UTC

And the later on we have the former Transport Minister looking at moving into a new job in tech. “Shapp’s apps.” Is on at 10:30 and will be repeated forever.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 11:32 UTC

Soon on BBC 2 a former MP discusses their insecurities in “Truss Issues.”

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 11:20 UTC

One of my colleagues pronounces Polling Station as Poll Ling station. So worse things happened after yesterday than you imagined.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 07:06 UTC

Fabricant’s Fabricated… No wait.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 07:04 UTC

Right?

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 07:03 UTC

I look forward to the press having The Greens on as much as Reform from now on. Oh and the Lib Dem’s on considerably more right?

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:53 UTC

I stand by this. Rees Moggs Mogs. A show about British cat breeds.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

Was Zizzis started up by a bee with a speech impediment?

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:47 UTC

Have they checked under his wig?

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 06:45 UTC

I suspect that there are going to be a lot of slow TV BBC shows commissioned over the next few months. Especially ones with ex MPs.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 06:49 UTC

“Let’s go to Twitter to see what people are saying about the election.”

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Lyse-Beast @lyse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 06:48 UTC

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 08:07 UTC

I would vote for this common sense approach to politics

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Jaunty Art @jauntyart.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 06:54 UTC

Pole Dancing Frog #6

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 06:53 UTC

If you were visited by three ghosts in Christmas Eve, who would you want them to be?

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