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minipan

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minipan

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minipan

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she actually does

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many people are saying minnie is one of the greatest cats to ever do it and they're saying it more and more

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minipan

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minipan

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3.5 mos, she's actually quite long and lanky

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minipan

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minipan

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Mrs. Kleinschmidt 's avatar Mrs. Kleinschmidt @comradeluanne.bsky.social
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Tarik got a kitten that I helped pick out but she’s a cat shaped void in all her pics plus won’t stop Moving so he can’t get any good ones but here she is, her name is Minnie (as in mini panther)

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i don't remember being all that calm -- i thought she was going to hit you and came running out in my socks ready to beat up that woman lol

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beam me up scottie theres no intelligent life here lol

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cracker ass bitch get out my face

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A Sizable Hawk's avatar A Sizable Hawk @wrux.bsky.social
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Getting ALAB back in the feed is a gift, and this particular series is phenomenal

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Jesse Fuchs's avatar Jesse Fuchs @jessefuchs.bsky.social
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All I can think of when I see the phrase "PhD level intelligence" is the end of the most recent ALAB podcast on Alex Jones, where the deranged author of "Nobody Died At Sandy Hook" refers to the book's six PhD contributors as slam-dunk evidence of its empirical and analytical rigor.

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dxmnkd316's avatar dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social
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Going back and listening to all the old ALAB podcasts and among many great lines, I think "You do not want to hear the national anthem while the boot comes down on your neck" is an all-timer.

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I was listening to it in the car while taking my mom to the park and she said that @helldude.bsky.social sounds like a longshoreman who would beat people up for the mob.

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Joshua Erlich's avatar Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social
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you’ll learn more about How the Law Works from the Dersh episode of ALAB than you will in the entirety of law school

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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy's avatar Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy @ugarles.bsky.social
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honestly we never say this on the show but ... like, share, review, etc. it's good stuff and we're proud of it.

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Nonfic-Jen's avatar Nonfic-Jen @jenyetagain.bsky.social
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Sigh. Listening to ALAB for the first time because I can no longer feel anything unless a lawyer is saying cuss words.

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points added for smoothness, points subtracted for trying to chew off my ear like a tiny mike tyson

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that said, im also not a sound engineer, and am working off audacity. im sure a competent producer could do better but, we're not a professional outfit

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honestly id accept just some posters of sexy ladies in their man caves, my room isn't set up like a studio but there's normal stuff in there that generally keeps the pinging off the walls down to a minimum

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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy's avatar Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy @ugarles.bsky.social
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oh great why did we bother making another ALAB?

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id buy everyone one of these (and then some stuff for their walls)

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charles tends to both drop his voice when he's being slyly funny, and the acoustics in the room also aren't great so when i do all the compressing and normalizing it tends to further exacerbate the room acoustics

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i flail around too much to keep my volumes level so i got a broadcast headset with a scarlett solo amp. i can throw my head around as much as i like but the mic is always the same distance from my mouth

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ive got something to say

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time to listen to the new ALAB, the lighthearted legal podcast that's always full of laughs

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Charm City Slicker (56-32)'s avatar Charm City Slicker (56-32) @sprawlhater.bsky.social
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Listening to this new ALAB podcast episode about slaughtered children right before bed, I am sure my dreams will be normal

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Cooper Lund's avatar Cooper Lund @cooperlund.bsky.social
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New ALAB feels like getting kicked in the teeth emotionally, incredibly well done

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dillo (the yakubian mamba)'s avatar dillo (the yakubian mamba) @dillo.media
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*listening to the new alab* helldude: this one is gonna be long so we're gonna split it into parts me: u mother fuckers u can't keep doing this!

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George Pearkes's avatar George Pearkes @peark.es
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New ALAB 🚨🚨🚨

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try turning the computer off and unplugging it for 10 seconds then turning it back on

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ass to ass (watching it on the computer)

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Men's rea activist's avatar Men's rea activist @internethippo.bsky.social
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Do not form an opinion of me without my express consent

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i was into deals before they were cool

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i DO NOT have a "pussy bone"!!!!

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