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Janel Comeau@verybadllama.bsky.social |
dorks on the internet: women refuse to even acknowledge men unless they're 6 feet tall with chiseled abs every woman I know: I would spit in my grandmother's eye for the opportunity to hand-feed Jack Black a single grape
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Karen Miller
@karenmiller.bsky.social
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Right?? I have a warm spot for comedians 😉
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Missy Bsky Edition 🌻🍉🦋
@fangirling0nly.bsky.social
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So accurate tho
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Steve in BA 🧑🍳🌊🌊🌊🍸
@steveinba.bsky.social
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Jesus Wept, also was way under 6 feet, loved olives and my lord cared about people, People forget that was what made him a legend His love of Everyday people...
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Jais
@jais.bsky.social
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My grandmother would understand.
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Adamant
@adamantarchvile.bsky.social
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As long as you're funny, women don't give a shit.
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WolfLawyer
@wolflawyer.bsky.social
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They’re good at recognising that women don’t want them. Bad at knowing what they need to change.
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Nikole
@picnik.bsky.social
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My kid's bio' dad once told me that Jack Black is his cousin. He lied a LOT; I'm still not sure whether that's true or not.
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Allen Gladfelter
@allengladfelter.bsky.social
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Yeah, Jack Black is rich, famous and funny. I don’t think I’ve been hand fed a grape since I was an infant.
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There is no Dana only Zuul
@smudgiesmom.bsky.social
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THIS! ⬆️
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Liz Benbrooks
@lizbenbrooks.bsky.social
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Apparently dorks on the internet have never heard of dad bod.
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Enrique Gili
@gili92107.bsky.social
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I’m 6’4”. I too would spit in your grandmother’s eye to feed Jack Black a grape.
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Tiffany
@tsalagitiffany.bsky.social
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A lot of the comments are like, "It's because he has a good personality." True, but also, he's sexy AF appearancewise!
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Bookzombie
@bookzombie.bsky.social
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On my last day at a previous employer, my boss took me out for lunch & at some point during the meal said that, having met my wife once at a Christmas party, he couldn't understand how we'd ended up with me. Rude...!
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Corbett
@gentlemancorbs.bsky.social
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Its the funniest thing. Abs will help you get laid if they give you confidence. Other than that they are usess.
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joob
@jooblee.bsky.social
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This is completely true.
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Loaf Warden, Frood
@eagain.bsky.social
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That grape better be pealed.
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Shoegaze Dad☭
@shoegaze-dad.bsky.social
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Ok, but he has a delightful personality, what am *I* supposed to do. There's no gym for that
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Annie Bellet
@anniebellet.bsky.social
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I mean mine is dead so she won't mind, right?
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Eyeharthomonyms
@eyeharthomonyms.bsky.social
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"Your use of a famous, easily recognized example must mean that this only applies to famous people! Chessmate!" -- dudes who will never understand that they're not being rejected for anything other than who they are on a fundamental level.
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@westone.bsky.social
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Everyone that gets to know me thinks I'm really great, I think I'm cool. Countless people have told me about my "positive energy". No one understands why I've been single so long now that I'm an older chubby guy because when I was young I had girlfriends.. I don't believe what you wrote there
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Amy Hoy
@amyhoy.bsky.social
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oh my god the replies to this are 70% cursed multiple people have commented that my husband resembles jack black, and he’s a funny, creative guy who actually likes women as people… can confirm
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Josephus Brown
@josephusbrown.bsky.social
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Guys are dense. I’ve had a woman watch me typing at full speed in the computer lab in college then hit on me cause she said she thought how fast and smooth I could use my hands was sexy.
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Gebraheel (Any/All)
@gebraheel.bsky.social
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I'm 6'3" and even in the military I never had chiseled abs and I'm pretty sure my partner likes my body. 😹💛
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Bill Di Maria Rico
@bouncingship.bsky.social
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I’ll be hosting a jam sesh with Me, Jack Black & Ronnie James Dio next week… we’ll bring the grapes … In my dreams
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Jen in Motion
@jeninmotion.bsky.social
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I remember in the 80s the whole genre of stories of "why is the supermodel with this uggo with personality". Men are very bad at understanding appeal
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Lawliest Librarian
@audiolibrarian.bsky.social
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great, what am i supposed to do with all this extra height?
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Shirty
@whogivesashirt.bsky.social
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Harrison Ford's lithe 1980s bod is so much sexier to me than any of the gym rats Hollywood foists upon us these days. Chiseled abs are boring.
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Jade Cargill stan account 🍉🇺🇦🇺🇸
@adaytaramember.bsky.social
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Co-signed
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Stephanie 🎀
@beamsandbows.bsky.social
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Considering how my grandma was, I’d be feeding Jack Black grapes with a backwards head.
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Clementine Danger
@clementinedanger.bsky.social
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Belleh 🥰
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Hailey Piper
@haileypiperfights.bsky.social
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I'm a lesbian and this is still accurate; that's just how damn accurate it is
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NWShrek.bsky.social
@nwshrek.bsky.social
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And Kyle Gass too?
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Steen Comer
@mediapathic.bsky.social
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Not pushing back but genuine question: What’s the appeal? I mean he seems like a cool guy but I don’t get Super Attractive (this could very well just be a Not My Type thing but I’m curious).
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Richard Keppler 🦋
@richardkeppler.bsky.social
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So celebrity is the key
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