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you must always carry enough supplies with you to survive at least one thousand years
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Just a big beautiful adonis sadsacking about
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@walkingjalopy.bsky.social
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you must always carry enough supplies with you to survive at least one thousand years
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@walkingjalopy.bsky.social
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this is a better to ask forgiveness kinda situation
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@walkingjalopy.bsky.social
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they should replace air force one with a pickup truck so large each wheel could flatten a single family home
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@walkingjalopy.bsky.social
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if a private investigator ever tried to interview me I'd ask if a gorgeous dame hired them over and over until they started crying
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im online
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nothing is as it seems if you are an idiot who is always wrong
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@walkingjalopy.bsky.social
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a mysterious entity is scratching at my window
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tinybaby
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anybody have any insider stock tips? I am interested only in tips from people with material non-public information that I will use to make decisions about buying or selling stocks
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@walkingjalopy.bsky.social
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the government sent me a letter saying it was legal to hunt and kill me on an island and this just applies to me and doesn't mean anyone will, just that if they did it's okay
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@walkingjalopy.bsky.social
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hey, stop picking me off one by one! quit it!
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close up on my sleeping tube. my eyes snap open ominously
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little lamb
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Sorry, I guess I just never realized people were capable of getting upset with me
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@walkingjalopy.bsky.social
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slipping Time a 20 and winking
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no one ever floods my chamber with something delightful
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I've been hit by better shrink rays than this
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nobody do anything ominous
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zoey
@sluucker.bsky.social
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seeing a person that looks just like me at the park and we walk up to each other and walk in circles looking at each other
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@walkingjalopy.bsky.social
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it sounds like one of those ironic curse deals, but, no, they're just obnoxious
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*placing my hand on my chastity belt* I swear by the virtue of my loins
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@walkingjalopy.bsky.social
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they should go back to making shows where a gas station clerk finds a mayan crystal that shows them the future but it doesn't work for anyone else so the cia has to reluctantly put them in charge of the program
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sector 1 is earth. if I say something is in sector 1 that means it's somewhere on earth. sector 2 is everything else
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@walkingjalopy.bsky.social
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the barrier between worlds is stronger than ever
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balb
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thirsty? consider this: I've been draining away all the fluid in your body with an unobtrusive pump
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I just caught a glimpse out of the corner of my eye. I haven't stopped running. I never will
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just saw some data
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an extradimensional parasite has me hoarding gypsum. It seems innocent enough. I'll do something about it if it gets weird, I guess
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"The stakes could not be lower!" "Entirely pointless!"
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masters of disguise have to spend most of their reveal explaining how identity theft is a different thing these days
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when it rains
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my heist isn't going at planned
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I don't think I'd get rigor mortis. I feel like the experience would limber me up, if anything. just sliding around
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trying to imagine the most infuriating lasagna
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it's a classic spiral antidefense
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I often respond to stimuli or seek out nutrients
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top 10 snake gods to worship top 10 snake gods bent on world destruction to worship top 10 snake gods bent on world destruction to worship 2024
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overloading the reactor
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@walkingjalopy.bsky.social
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you know how coffins wider at the top? I alternate head to toe so I need to dig a smaller hole. I'm not sure why I buy coffins, now that I say this out loud. It made sense at the time
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as long as you live every second preparing for the moment that your enemies find you it'll all work out
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first time? well, you got your basic two grave vengeance. that's your basic entry level vengenace. now, don't get me wrong, it's a classic for a reason. But me I'm all about the six grave streak. Personal taste as much as anything, mind
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here are the stocks I'm going to lock you in commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Pillory...
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(at fancy podium in fancy clothes) *clearing throat* We should be afraid all the time. We should live in fear of everything.
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let's take a shortcut through the infamous terror expanse
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I can be trusted with absolute power
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I'm being transformed! very slowly. you could probably come back later
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trenchcoat full of snakes. I won't hesitate to throw a snake
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"broke containment" is such a dramatic way to put it
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little lamb
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I know a really good link to click. Follow me
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I have extensive files on all of you
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zoey
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today I am cancelling my world tour, to focus 🧘♀️ on my experiments. im also keeping any money anyone gave me to do the world tour
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the best is when it's just a video of someone reading a textbook the second best is when it's just someone reading from a textbook but they're pretending they came up with it
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of all the random scraps of paper I reuse as bookmarks this mysterious little guy is my favorite
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