Kristi Yamaguccimane 's avatar

Kristi Yamaguccimane

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never forget Iran bodied the US with one of the coldest bars in world diplomatic relations:

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Brian 's avatar Brian @brianxsmith.bsky.social
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I also remember when Fidel Castro offerred to send election monitors to the US during the Gore/Bush debacle.

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KnuckleberryFist's avatar KnuckleberryFist @knuckleberryfist.bsky.social
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They can't attack Taylor Swift. They know the wrath it would bring upon them.

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Scribbler Johnny He/him's avatar Scribbler Johnny He/him @scribblerjohnny.bsky.social
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"Christ, this country needs a hero." -Doc Scurlock

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Land Moose's avatar Land Moose @landmoose.bsky.social
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Every hero is some sort of fiction

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Jessie 🏳️‍⚧️ ϕ's avatar Jessie 🏳️‍⚧️ ϕ @jessisamess.bsky.social
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ngl i would declare eternal war on anyone who killed Spider-Man this guy gets me

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R.T. Ester's avatar R.T. Ester @shoutoutmapes.bsky.social
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Reminded me of this one from the Saudi Arabia twitter account iirc

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Ramza Saddiq ラムザ・サディック's avatar Ramza Saddiq ラムザ・サディック @heartgold.xyz
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also useful here: brb, converting to shia

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Rebecca R 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Rebecca R 🏳️‍⚧️ @barbiebecca.bsky.social
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I'd laugh harder if I wasn't currently wearing SpongeBob socks

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Marie 👽's avatar Marie 👽 @egyptologist23.bsky.social
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they only said that because they were angry & embarrassed.

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     guy's avatar guy @guy1.bsky.social
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“Pull the trigger” i say breathlessly sipping my woke juice

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C. L. Polk's avatar C. L. Polk @clpolk.com
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that's...cold enough to cool the global average one degree. damn.

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busco quadnary's avatar busco quadnary @imaghost.ooo
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this is significantly deadlier than any missile

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CR's avatar CR @yourfriendbap.bsky.social
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And today their supreme leader is being trolled about waterbed financing on twitter, so I'd say we're even.

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Tully Quinn's avatar Tully Quinn @tullyquinn.bsky.social
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That's.... Fair

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Pawtzeezzs's avatar Pawtzeezzs @pawtez.bsky.social
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How do you shoot SpongeBob in the back? What if you miss?

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atreides nuts's avatar atreides nuts @afivegantenna.bsky.social
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if they had tom kenny hostage i would surrender. nobody touches our special boy

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Goth Music Latin America's avatar Goth Music Latin America @gothmusiclatam.bsky.social
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@pizzaprincess.bsky.social

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Ereinion Gil-Galad's avatar Ereinion Gil-Galad @ereiniongilgalad.bsky.social
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I thought it was Paul Hollywood

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Lachlan's avatar Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social
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Chapo suggested Benson and Stabler.

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Chris Wilhelm's avatar Chris Wilhelm @cwilhelm24.bsky.social
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I don't like the Iranian government, but I gotta admit, dude sized us up pretty well.

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New Leaf's avatar New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social
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The underestimation and denigration of a culture of this stature is unconscionable.

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