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Land Moose
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Never imitated, often surpassed
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Land Moose
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Missy Bsky Edition 🌻🍉🦋
@fangirling0nly.bsky.social
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I am the opposite of a beach person. I hate sand, I hate hot direct sunlight, I hate salt water, I hate all the sh*t you have to schlep across the scorching sand, I hate the feel of sunscreen, I hate the sh*tty beach food, I hate boardwalks, I hate how boring it is and now tired I am after it all.
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Land Moose
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Simon & Andrew*
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Patrick S. Tomlinson
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If you're worried about brevity in your writing, don't. It took Project 2025 nine hundred pages to say fourteen words.
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Land Moose
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Wtf did we do to deserve them?
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Popehat
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Trump can make the thugs willing to do his bidding immune to federal prosecution. Not to bullets, though.
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Land Moose
@landmoose.bsky.social
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There's that guy that draws daily bunny comics
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Land Moose
@landmoose.bsky.social
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Has a lot to do with the "children" part, in many cases
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Jim Zub
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This photo is pure 2024.
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Kate Tuttle
@katekilla.bsky.social
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Definitely wild that the NYT political coverage right now is 80% Biden must step down and 20% Please don't vote (even though I do), when there is a big document out there detailing Trump's sexual abuse of underaged girls. www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
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Land Moose
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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Pavel
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Remember how the "retail theft crime wave" disappeared as soon as companies had to do their annual reports? That's because it's illegal to lie to shareholders.
AI is booming (if you're a pleb) but if you have money - Goldman Sachs will be honest with you instead web.archive.org/web/20240629...
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Faine Greenwood
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It is time to stop paying the New York Times a dime. Yes, that includes Wordle and the recipes. Sorry.
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Land Moose
@landmoose.bsky.social
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I will never stop finding Jeb! memes funny
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Land Moose
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Giving your kid processed cheese instead of real cheese is abuse
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Land Moose
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Eric. Any hard ones?
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Matt Seybold
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Mark Twain hated the Fourth of July. He was often invited to speak at Independence Day festivities. His audiences assumed that his reliably unpatriotic remarks were tongue-in-cheek jests. But he meant that shit. 1/9
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Land Moose
@landmoose.bsky.social
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I don't have to imagine when I've got the Bluesky Discover algorithm at work showing new furry artists every single day
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Land Moose
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Thank Christ Bernie now knows about the different body parts of worms
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Land Moose
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I cancelled my renewal to the Athletic, and told them why. It's funny because they might have been able to coast if they didn't work so hard to rebrand it as a NYT service recently.
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Land Moose
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Mark Chadbourn
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Former MI6 chief Sir Alex Younger to ITV: “Putin would’ve been absolutely delighted by our decision (to leave the EU) and so would Xi.” “Particularly since I've left office and I've travelled around Europe, I'm profoundly depressed. Just nobody mentions the UK. We've made ourselves irrelevant.”
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drewtoothpaste
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sorry to the United Kingdom but if you want to upstage us on our special fireworks day an election isn't going to do it. we don't even know how those work
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Faine Greenwood
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It makes me feel very much unmoored from reality to see all this *buying into* the Biden Too Old ratfuck narrative, days after the Supreme Court ruled that Trump gets to be dictator for life, just weeks after Trump became a convicted felon (oh, and there’s the Epstein stuff that just came out).
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Bart Bonikowski
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The public is not responding to the debate. They are responding to the irresponsible media coverage of the debate. We are back in “but her emails” territory and there is nothing reasonable people—and actual experts—can do about it. Extraordinarily frustrating and depressing.
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Land Moose
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I LMAOd at this post the first time around on Twitter. Please enjoy
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Land Moose
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Climax
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Land Moose
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Nothing has ever given me more hope that I might someday write. Might print this out and tape it to my monitor
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Land Moose
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My hometown football team posted a 3-15 record in 1999. It's a formative experience, like working retail
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Faine Greenwood
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It really is making *me* feel crazy to see a bunch of other Democrat voters running around screaming about how Biden is now unelectable, on the basis of one bad debate and an incredibly obvious ratfucking campaign by America’s most craven newspaper.
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Land Moose
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I'm fond of any body part that becomes a verb to describe being injured there. Hamstrung, kneecapped, brained.
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Angry Staff Officer
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Right about now, in 1863, came one of my favorite moments of the Battle of Gettysburg. Division commander Maj Gen Alex Hays, of Pittsburgh, seeing that his division had smashed the rebel attack, kissed his aide-de-camp, grabbed a reb flag, mounted his horse, and rode his line dragging it behind him
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Land Moose
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How many shirts are you allowed to wear at once in prison?
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Land Moose
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Serious question: does the Biden family have any baptisms coming up soon? The montage possibilities make my head whirl.
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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man remember when yelling "hyaawwwgh" was enough to disqualify you from being president
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Land Moose
@landmoose.bsky.social
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Longing. Rusted. Boxcar. November. Popcorn. Malarkey. Seventeen. Soft serve.
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Land Moose
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Go to your photo roll or whatever and post the first image that makes you laugh out loud.
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Peter
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the worst dudes online are the guys who are like “the time for electoral politics is over, it’s time for guillotines.” yeah bud i’m sure you’ll stop posting and get the ball rolling on the guillotines any minute now.
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Land Moose
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If I'm ever eating my breakfast outdoors, something has gone seriously wrong with the social order. It's like seeing a deer downtown.
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Land Moose
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A cephalopod is its own reward
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drewtoothpaste
@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
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everyone online: Okay so here's what we do, we invoke the 25th amendment and add 6 Justices to Supreme Court, and if we can convince 5 senators to run the Constitutional Protocol, the actual government: Starting in 2026 if you make under $40,000 a year the Space Force will use you for fuel
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Jeff Hart
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Something I don’t say enough - #FuckJamesComey
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Land Moose
@landmoose.bsky.social
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I always love a good pre-emptive block
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Land Moose
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You've been withholding cute pigs from us the whole time??
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Land Moose
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This chart is effed. Bagged milk is an Ontario only thing. So are snow days for all I know-- never had one in all my life on the prairies.
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Land Moose
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I really don't understand Americans. You're telling me there isn't even a single "2nd Amendment person" with nothing left to lose that could sort some of this out?
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Tom Scocca
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Clarence Thomas unquestionably committed tax fraud on his motorcoach deal and the president has the power to put him in handcuffs this afternoon, in his official capacity in charge of the IRS and federal law enforcement
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Land Moose
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Thrilling and terrifying
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Land Moose
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Shrek was brown before his unholy pact with the Demons
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Brooke Binkowski
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Some of us turned ourselves inside out to try to warn elected Dems about this and got blown off and called names like "Blue Anon" by Very Important People for our pains. And this is what you reap when you sow hubris.
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