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I'm in this month's Skinny mag for my new LP Sonic Shorts 1.0. (Hotgemtunes) You can grab the printed version in all the usual places 🔗 below!
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So let me get this straight. The centre right win the EU election. The centre left are in power in the UK, Germany, Spain. In Poland and Czechia, the centre right sent hard right governments packing. In France, the left and centre hold the line against the fash. Tell me again how Europe has fallen.
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UK media: relief sweeps Europe as France rejects far-right
Also UK media: Nigel Farage is amazing and we love him
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Ooh, lots.
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Wow.
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All the flag shaggers watching Hannah Waddingham sing the national anthem at the Grand Prix
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Well, they talked about it. Not sure they ever supported it.
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I've only ever seen Batman vs Superman of his, and it was mesmerisingly bad. It was only comparable to Rishi Sunak's election campaign - not only was every creative decision bad, it was so bad it was almost hypnotic.
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One thing that never ceases to appall me is how few people actual learned anything since they left school.
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Thee Tidler Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra & Tra-La-La Band
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Though I suspect she would probably have a very different list of problems to everyone else.
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WHO MADE THOSE PROBLEMS, CAMILLA? WHO MADE THEM?
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Its nice to imagine Cabinet positions aren’t being handed out by the PM shouting across the Drones Club “I say, Oofy old thing, do you fancy being Home Secretary for a bit?”
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
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This is the last photo of me under the previous Labour Government. Time has not been kind but my photography skills have got better.
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"Biffy Farting-Fartington is the new Minister for Levelling Up. Mr Farting-Fartington is the heir to Cambridgeshire."
Good riddance.
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It's so refreshing to see a list of Ministerial appointments that doesn't read like a nightmarish selection of the worst characters from a PG Wodehouse novel.
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No worries! Thanks for responding!
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And help @chadbourn.bsky.social or @jonnelledge.bsky.social?
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Precisely. Its a different legal status. Have they signed contracts? What do those contracts say? What’s their role in setting the political agenda?
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But most MPs are party members and take direction from party leadership. Reform claims to be a party but is a company. That’s a different relationship.
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So with Reform being a company rather than a political party, does that mean Lee Anderson and the other non-Farage and Tice MPs are employees of Reform? What’s their status?
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Watching the student riots unfold on Twitter and BBC simultaneously was astonishing in how two stories of the same event could be told.
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I don't want to see former Tory MPs on Strictly, in the Jungle, playing Traitors, hosting panel shows, or making travelogues or documentaries. I never want to see their smug, shiny faces again. I want them all to fuck permanently off.
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Looking forward to the prospect of Gullis dragging his knuckles to the Dole Office on Monday.
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Four records for this morning 💚💚💚💚
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‘There have been times, lately, when I dearly wished that I could change the past. Well, I can’t, but I can change the present, so that when it becomes the past it will turn out to be a past worth having.’
— I Shall Wear Midnight, by Terry Pratchett #Discworld
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After being unceremoniously dumped by disgruntled voters, Penny Mordaunt lands a job that matches her skills in the real world.
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My kids are relieved the prospect of National Service is off the table.
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This is where I have a small, boring bit of advice, from my time managing a customer contact centre for a central government department: write letters to your MP asking them to raise issues with secretaries of state; make the letters unique, not copy-and-paste campaigns; be direct, not cranky.
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For the silent majority he's numerically not a majority and never shuts his fucking mouth.
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And the wits of fuck.
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Reformed Gammon
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If that 13 for Reform actually come to pass, they'll be knuckle dragging twats on a level to make Gullis look like a sophisticated political operator.
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I'm not sure it worked like that the last few years though.
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Fingers crossed for you all! Or, as Paul Darrow might say, legs open!
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Yes
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Slainte!
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