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Wayward Xennial. (unironically) adorkable. World famous shower singer. Pop culture. Web comics. Memes. Stop doing the same thing expecting different results. she/her/they. header by PoorlyDrawnLines

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oh you’re for sure not dismissing it’s more like me processing. I agree that now ppl are more open to being realistic off the bat. Gosh I wish this gen’s mindset could be applied retroactively.

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my sister describes it this way: imagine walking outside & immediately feeling like your eyes are going to burn out of your skull

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I do wonder if these same guys think this way now. Venture to guess they don’t. But yeah it doesn’t undo my hearing this from like age 13

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it is a daily struggle to work against this view of self-worth

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thank youuuuu Blue

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The number of guys I’ve dated who have said, in one way or another, as long as a woman is thin she’s like 3/4 attractive regardless of anything else 🫠Sucks

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good morning this song gets me PUMPED

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thank you Jack💜

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demi lovato is short for demilitarized love potato

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there probably isn’t a day gone by since I was 12 that I have not thought about my weight & how unattractive I am bc of it 🤗

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remember: whenever you're tempted to reply 'you are an annoying loser, go away' smashing that block is efficient, long lasting and ultimately more satisfying

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the way my blood pressure immediately drops.

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Today's photo, entitled "Beefcake in Repose". Ah, to live the unhurried life of a kitty cat. PS - you know this pic isn't AI generated bc AI couldn't replicate a handsome chonkster like our Beefcake 😻

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Been watching the show Parenthood with my folks & I hate every single character

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make a band meatier: Sous Vide and the Banshees

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that’s ridiculous. I’d say turn them in for baiting the listing.

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Not sure how I feel about the fact I’m never going to hear this song again without picturing this moment.

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next ketamine session is Friday & I think I went a little too long between appointments this time. things were going well for weeks but the dissociation def came back. the k is sort of like…a liquid identity compressor lol

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respectfully, they should have started long before the debate. And even if not could they not do damage control and focus on trump? Imo the debate is a convenient excuse to avoid the fact that their platform for years has been “we are the only alternative to the gop”

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but I’ve gotta ask - why do you think the Dems are not “mopping the floor with trump”

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why do you think they are not doing this?

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when I am forced to consider political realities

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it’s amazing how a dream can cause the release of actual feel-goods.

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GOD I JUST KEEP SEEING MORE THINGS!! they're sleeping RAW on the mattress NO sheets, there's a power strip IN the bed and is that a fucking unsecured handgun on the bedframe???

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daryl "cherche le beau travail" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ 's avatar daryl "cherche le beau travail" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social
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what people refer to as flash drives, usb drives, thumb drives, etc the little stick you pop in a port usually were not called zip drives by old people because there was an actual thing called a zip drive

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channeling your inner Kermit drinking tea

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Make a band meatier: Fleetwood MacNuggets

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i'm always like "i love to be mean and evil and have hate in my heart. i love to hold a grudge and witness the suffering of my enemies and the lamentations of their women etc" and then i'm like this irl

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good mornoon folks. I had a very pleasant dream just before I woke up & I am going to ride this high as long as possible.

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