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yo_uterus everywhere else. Bikes, esoteric bullshit.
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USDA Crit Beef Inspector
@youterus.bsky.social
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Nothing is more painful to the human mind than, after the feelings have been worked up by a quick succession of events, the dead calmness of inaction and certainty which follows and deprives the soul both of hope and fear. -Frankenstein Medieval Times is a horsey and dirt allergen capsule
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you think you're slow to speak your second language because you're literally translating everything from your first? well my friends let me tell you trying to speak your 3+ when you're translating everything from your second first is a real trip
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will i ever stop thinking in spanish when i want to speak in french at this point, god only knows
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I am also selling: Shimano 105 crankset 50/34 170mm (take off) $100 SRAM Rival DUB crankset 33/46 165mm (~100mi) $75 40 mm drop bars $Free.99 JFC please just take them
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I was but a young ace in the era of our peak national horniness, of course I was not susceptible to such weak ploys (you keep inviting these takes)
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We could have watched actual history TV idk what you thought you were gonna get with decades old sci-fi.
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@youterus.bsky.social
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Tell your small friends, get it outta my house! 3 road bikes is too many
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@youterus.bsky.social
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We try, it’s actually a custom color way so less than 10 of these in the world
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@youterus.bsky.social
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Strictly speaking this also probably works if you're a little taller but have a sub 30" inseam
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46/xs
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@youterus.bsky.social
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Hi I’m selling a road bike. Best fits someone 4’11” -5’3”. Tell your friends. I’m highly susceptible to deals for people in need. #bikechi
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@youterus.bsky.social
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Keep telling Emily not to speak ill of Forrest Mars’ portrait cause he gonna haunt her ass and I’m not about to be a part of all that
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tim coe
@shakespeherian.bsky.social
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sending this screencap to John Roberts so he sheepishly reverses the court's decision
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@youterus.bsky.social
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today i learned i can take all the work health plan points i get for syncing my garmin and convert them into cash to donate to a fairly large list of charities and it's hard to think of a better thing to do with money i routinely forget exists
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MisterJayEm
@misterjayem.bsky.social
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DECISION 2024 - The Road to the White House
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USDA Crit Beef Inspector
@youterus.bsky.social
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EVERYONE AGREES MEN’S RACES ARE TOO LONG AND IT MAKES THEM A SNOOZE FEST PETITION TO HAVE EQUAL RACE TIME IN M&W FIELDS BY REDUCING M RACE LENGTH
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Today I called men’s sports boring, in Spanish, in front of my company president because someone asked me if I was watching Le Tour de France
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Sweet! I really desperately need like 4 baby on board stickers that are small enough to put on my bike rims so like 1-2” tall. If you’re interested in doing a very small batch would love to talk details where convenient
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i'm looking for someone to make a small batch of custom stickers for me--do y'all have a guy?
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I’m 2 units away. Will I make it here in time to watch any of Le Tour de France en français?
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I ain't gonna read this to check but about time we got rid of Stamp Licker and I hope this includes Skin Lifter, Bacon--actual jobs SSA said clients I worked with could do and so they didn't qualify for SSDI
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i love to work late to do a sales call for a project i specifically hope we never do
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Brendan O’Kane
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MAJOR-GENERAL Stanley enters, sings: I am the microplastics found in every human testicle I come from sources various, imported and domestical Although I am unlikely to eventuate sterility There’s no way I can be good news for gonadal fertility
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@youterus.bsky.social
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and breakfast, who has good breakfast?
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@youterus.bsky.social
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as a user, i also definitely do not want any information about how etickets are actually delivered, especially not in my upcoming performances section in my account so that i can continue to panic spiral and repeat the purchase path except this time merely to abandon the cart
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as a user i want to not receive a confirmation email when i complete my ticket purchase so that i can panic and assume the default delivery method is set to usps because the patrons are all old and wonder if i will ever actually get my tickets
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So @lefttheprairie.bsky.social and I are taking my nephew to see this and istg if they cut Tom Bombadil from this too
www.chicagoshakes.com/productions/...
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Carmin
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This works until you have an actual illness that requires fielding doctor’s calls at any moment. Or a school field trip or camp or kid’s friend that may call from an unknown number. Or parents who are aging who have new friends helping them. In other words, stop making this my problem and burden!
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MisterJayEm
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There's no universe in which this should be the responsibility of the person receiving the calls.
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@youterus.bsky.social
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i accidentally groomed the wrong sprint and my team planning still took 15 minutes i should really put ruthless efficiency on my resume
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i've only had one site that actually took advantage of multilingual content -- a FQHC i gotta watch myself getting up on my language access soap box as a tech consultant
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everyone wants a sophisticated ai translations service for high quality translations but no one wants to pay their bilingual staff to actually translate content sorry y'all all the translation scripts are basically equal
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Interurban Era
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Both historically accurate and on point. A rare combo for the tired "Trolley Problem" gag.
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D
@drbourbonstein.bsky.social
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Anyone in the greater Chicagoland are have room in their hearts and homes for 2 cats in need of a new home? My friend's mother-in-law passed away, and they now need to re-home their cats. Details below:
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SaraKateW, Torpid Homebody
@sarakatew.bsky.social
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I POOPED AT THE SEANCE
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Andrew Huff
@me3dia.bsky.social
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It's remarkable how every time Riot Fest moves, they manage to piss someone off by not being open and honest in communicating the move. This time it's an organization with lawyers, so maybe there will actually be a consequence.
www.chicagotribune.com/2024/06/12/c...
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would wear
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when i was in undergrad someone tried to get out of going to milwaukee for a school trip because "it's too dangerous to go there" and we just didn't understand because "you're not from there" he was from Mequon
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Ooos was mad so missed my typo ***infantilizing
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the other thing about this is I am in my goddamn 30s and random 19 year olds saying "you're valid" to me feels like weirdly initializing and gross--like oh thank you for giving me YOUR permission for me to live my life. wasn't asking, didn't need your input
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I ain't never seen "x group of marginalized people are valid" followed up with a nuanced understanding of what it means to live that experience or real allyship in how to support efforts to make life better for the group people are validating. Action, especially not just milquetoast words
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This annoys me in the "I am listing out all the groups I want to signal my approval of but what's even the deal w/ asexuality so ace people are valid is what I'll go with" context. It just feels lazy like we couldn't bother to learn what sort of affirmation would be valuable to this community
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Special shoutout to the weather because I really did not want to be in Miami for work Friday anyway
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I guess arts orgs’ Hamilton conversions are cool and all but I live for FOIA stats
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This is the only use of Looker Studio I've ever been excited about
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The Damned at the Concord. They put on a really great show
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
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spotify is legitimately a terrible company that is bad for music and bad for art, and while i don’t begrudge anyone their personal use of it at all, you should all write your congresscritters and tell them to support this to make up for it
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Really expected to see more masking at this show.
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LOOK AT MY BIKE
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Ian Boudreau
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Fucking users, am I right