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Ashley Fairbanks

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I did the math: There’s an estimated 2,781 billionaires on the planet. If they are an average of six feet tall (generous) the stack of them would span 16,686 feet of the Mariana Trench’s 35,814 feet. Leaving 19,128 feet, or room for about 3,188 millionaires.

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R.Stiffler's avatar R.Stiffler @jitteryraptor33.bsky.social
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But everyone is forgetting the chain and cinder blocks they take up room too. Lets face it those Billionaires and Millionaires won't go to the bottom willingly.

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Public Universal Ally's avatar Public Universal Ally @returnofmccarthy.bsky.social
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what's their angle of repose?

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word's avatar word @words.bsky.social
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their kids would become instant billionaires so we wouldn't even need to use the millionaires to fill the trench

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Spare Sidekick (They/Them)'s avatar Spare Sidekick (They/Them) @sparesidekick.bsky.social
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Balancing them seems problematic. We could get more if we lie them down and start making pyramids with them

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Becca's Mullet's avatar Becca's Mullet @beccasmullet.bsky.social
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This is good math, right here!

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doppelfish's avatar doppelfish @doppelfish.bsky.social
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How much net worth would we be stacking up there? Inquiring minds need to know.

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Ashley Fairbanks's avatar Ashley Fairbanks @ziibiing.com
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Although I believe it would be more comical to march them up to the death zone on Everest so they are permanently preserved as an eternal warning.

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MindCrime's avatar MindCrime @mindcrime.bsky.social
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If the average billionaire has $2 billion, and there were 2781 billionaires: That's 2x2781 billion dollars ÷ by $100 bills, ÷ 0.0043in (US bill thickness) ÷ 12 in ÷ 5280 ft = .. if 2781 billionaires stacked their net worth in $100 bills it would be 3775 *miles* high. Comm satellites orbit at 250mi

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RAALLEN's avatar RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
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After the pressure, though, they’re all much smaller, leaving even more room, for anyone concerned about packing logistics.

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KYLEY.DIAMOND's avatar KYLEY.DIAMOND @kyleydiamond.bsky.social
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but not Rihanna. so.

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Jay Marose's avatar Jay Marose @jaymarose.bsky.social
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You, generously, stacked them on one another’s shoulders. I say, go horizontal & throw in the lawyers, accountants & heirs.

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SwampLizard's avatar SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social
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What’s the maximum vertical compression of a billionaire, can someone test this

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Wattle of Bits 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Wattle of Bits 🏳️‍🌈 @wattle.bsky.social
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Did you factor in the crushing pressures of extreme depths on the billionaire body, as recently demonstrated?

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David Rolfe's avatar David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social
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🫡

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