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Ed Zitron

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Yeah I'd say I'm an art collector, classical works mostly

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Prostate Puncher's avatar Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social
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Spider in Destiny 2 collects classical European paintings, but I think he'd value this just as much.

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Ian/Iana Spencer (they/she/he)'s avatar Ian/Iana Spencer (they/she/he) @ianianaspencer.bsky.social
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This is cursed, and I don't say that without some amount of irony often

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MTC's avatar MTC @mtc111.bsky.social
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Can’t believe you got the Louvre to sell

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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is that saddam hussein

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Conor Malone's avatar Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social
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AI could never do this

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The Goche's avatar The Goche @thegoche.bsky.social
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But why would The Joker and Scarface let Tucker Carlson and John Stossel into their poker game?

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Chef Lu Bu, twice blessed under the heavens's avatar Chef Lu Bu, twice blessed under the heavens @cheflubu.bsky.social
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AI doesn't know how to make this

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Karate Dentist's avatar Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social
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Scarface folds?

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Paul F. Tompkins's avatar Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social
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Wow I don’t think I’ve ever seen one of these that mixed in real guys?

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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton)'s avatar Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social
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[counts fingers] My god, a legitimate human artist made this.

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Thomas White's avatar Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social
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Borat voice: My collection. (Am I doing that right?)

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Jason H's avatar Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social
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I am afraid of this

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Cooper Lund's avatar Cooper Lund @cooperlund.bsky.social
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They should have put a smaller version of this painting in the background

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Splurged for the 12 year old Chivas Regal

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J. Christopher Arrison's avatar J. Christopher Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social
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lookin’ good @daveweigel.bsky.social

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Dan McQuade's avatar Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social
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Pretty sure they can all see each other’s cards

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intrusive thot's avatar intrusive thot @queenjolene.bsky.social
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I have suspicious wall scuff questions

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Andy Bowen's avatar Andy Bowen @andybowen.bsky.social
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What, no dealer? So all these psychopaths trust one another to deal the cards, honestly? Like he's the effin' Joker. He's killed people with playing cards, and it's not the Cesar Romero Joker it's the Heath Ledger Joker.

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Lois Griffin's avatar Lois Griffin @fuckablefawn.ink
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incredible

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