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Miles!
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Cancelled for refusing to respect the English
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Sunlight Avoider and General Chaos Goblin
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Miles!
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Cancelled for refusing to respect the English
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Miles!
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In my mind this is somehow directly connected to the issue where journalists think that non-journalists are going to be extremely invested in inside baseball journalism stories
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Miles!
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By my count, 14 of the 27 articles posted on the WaPo feed in the last day or so have been about Biden staying or not staying in the race. Fourteen!!!
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Somewhat like how I thought the junior senator from Alabama was some random PTA mom they decided to have do the SOTU response
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It occurs to me that a broken wrist is probably the only thing that Mrs. Verb didn’t pack for
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Miles!
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Not NOLA in July though, unless you like being moist all the time
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Don’t forget the sunscreen!!!
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Miles!
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You win some you lose some
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Miles!
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I hung out with someone this weekend that pronounces it “mo-JIYH-toes” and now I’m inflicting that on yall
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Miles!
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My point exactement
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Miles!
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It is truly hard to communicate how many varieties of Cajun seasoning are available in Louisiana, every little town makes at least three kinds and they will all fight you over which one is best
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No, no, you can’t fall for it, it’ll be crab posting all night now
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It’s best not to engage with him on the subject of seafood, next thing you know your timeline will stink of Old Bay
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It’s also completely on brand for a retail politician! How do you think they always end up knowing someone in every little town on the planet!!
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A decision that was baffling at the time because A) I would assume they sold a pretty good number of fleet sedans AND B) the lack of a true entry-level vehicle pushes people into like, a Nissan Versa
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“My crawfish boil setup is better than yours” the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 11,356 pages of debate
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Miles!
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Ah yes, tiger droppings dot com:
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Miles!
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Might as well just issue a price list for pardons
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Miles!
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Does this mean, legally, the president can’t be bribed
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It’s really not a great sign for the institution when a large percentage of the legal profession is wondering if the Supreme Court collectively fell and bumped its head this term
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These are all just different manifestations of the dark triad personality traits
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Lord Businessman II
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I'm from the Electorate of the Fifth Circuit, well, technically its an ecclesiastical principate under the Elector's authority held in trust and stewarded by the Great Folks at John Eagle Honda
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Miles!
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This is the gen x / millennial crossover meme
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CJ Fogler
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lmaoooooo, Noah Lyles' face at seeing a 19.60
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Miles!
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Sounds like you should celebrate with some fancy European cheese
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Miles!
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How do you think you learn about the problems your actual constituents have
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Miles!
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We’re behind on our shipments of chocolate covered cotton
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Proof of Burden
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The only natural predator of the high school football coach is an aggrieved parent so let them fight
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Miles!
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Imagine if one of your friends said “hey a guy asked me out at the gas station and I’m moving with him to Kansas,” you’d either think she had been kidnapped or start making bets on how long it would before she called to tell you he was actually an illegal snake importer and could you come get her?
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Dr JB Pokemon (✨🦋✨)
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Jon isn’t afraid to ask the important questions
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Underrated skeet
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Bree Lundberg ✨
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A crude little comic for #makeaterriblecomicday2024
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Pancho actively runs into the bedroom and throws himself on the floor whenever either one of us put on our walking shoes Like sir
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Louisiana drivers will just suddenly take a left turn across five lanes of traffic from the right travel lane. I can only assume these are people that also eat the straight tailed crawfish.
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How many crusty french fries can two kids store between the seats anyway
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Plus also you need a translator that is going to be accepted as accurate by the court Like, for an initial screening you might dump it into Google translate to make sure it’s not a recipe for chocolate chip cookies but anything beyond that you are probably hiring someone certified
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Literally the first thing we did when we moved in our new house was rip out the bathroom carpet. I shudder to think what new life forms had been brewing in that early 1990s garden tub carpet
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Ferris Bueller makes sense if you treat him as an incarnation of the Trickster God, like Loki or Bugs Bunny, which means he's fun to watch and an absolute horror to have to live with for more than two hours
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Miles!
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I made it out with only some beef jerky and glazed pecans
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Also I left right as a bus disgorged a pack of youth group kids, praise be
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This is an environment specifically designed to cause toddler meltdowns
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Overstimulated! At the Buc-ee’s!
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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits
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Miles!
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This whole article is like “stop putting me on the list of people who are not invited to your home, it’s rude”
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I hope a bunch of underfunded trombonists set up outside the Governor’s mansion
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In the social media system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: normal users, who write nice posts, and horny reply guys, who bug people until they become offenders. These are their stories.
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Co-author on one paper and then spend several summers in Greece “doing research” !!!
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Ah, I have reached the “bags to go to goodwill in the trunk of my car” stage
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Nothing like stopping at the local pharmacy to see if they have emergency socks because you somehow packed one and a half pairs
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The part where Sam Altman wants to make mini-nuclear plants for each data center made me start laughing uncontrollably. It’s already super hard to get approval for a nuclear facility! For good reason! A thousand questions, starting with who is going to provide security for these things ???
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