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A heaping herping of derps


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John Morrison's avatar John Morrison @localcelebrity.bsky.social
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The deadline to submit comments in support of the Ashland Bus Extension is noon today. Help resoundingly reject NIMBYism. Resources below.

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agentfiftyseven's avatar agentfiftyseven @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social
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One of my favorite things about music is how every single musician ever is a huge fuckin' nerd.

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agentfiftyseven's avatar agentfiftyseven @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social
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Is it sad that I keep thinking "Ah yeah, that would be such a good retirement job."

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agentfiftyseven's avatar agentfiftyseven @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social
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Quick question: Which motherfucker is it who decided that the controls and indicators of dishwashers should be on the part of it that you can't see while it's working?

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agentfiftyseven's avatar agentfiftyseven @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social
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I was just ranting about: why does Teams not have an Outlook icon/new mail indicator? It can pull in your calendar (badly) but not just tell you you have mail?

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Honestly I like their newer UI look just fine... It's just that the entire experience is Too Broken.

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Imagine being a major news outlet and not calling this what it is.

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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The fact that Trump is actually weakly attempting to pretend he doesn’t back Project 2025 = EXACTLY why you need to be telling everyone you know about their evil, violent plans.

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agentfiftyseven's avatar agentfiftyseven @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social
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One of the worst things about depression is that, no matter how many times you go through it, you don't really see how deep in it you are at the time.

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Sonic the Hedgehog's avatar Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social
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Happy 4th of July!

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agentfiftyseven's avatar agentfiftyseven @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social
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One of these days I'm gonna have my veggie garden shit together enough to do a lil tiny farm stand lol.

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agentfiftyseven's avatar agentfiftyseven @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social
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The people who moved in next door to me have been doing a pop-up tent on every holiday where they sell treats, and I really love that for both of us.

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BTW I'm putting all my dumb ideas on t-shirts. Maybe eventually they'll even look nice.

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Can we all start a Witches Against Project 2025 coven? Like I'm joking but I'm also serious.

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John Morrison's avatar John Morrison @localcelebrity.bsky.social
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“We’re gonna install a dictator. If you don’t let us, we’ll kill you.”

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agentfiftyseven's avatar agentfiftyseven @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social
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I JUST learned that that fucking Prime drink is a Logan Paul joint and, Jesus Marion Joseph, didn't we get rid of that guy already?

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agentfiftyseven's avatar agentfiftyseven @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social
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Shit, just thinking about how much heat pollution we might be able to cut down on if we just recaptured it and made energy out of it.

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Man just thinking about how much emissions/energy we could save by JUST doing electric municipal buses with solar panels on them.

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cwilk's avatar cwilk @cwilk.bsky.social
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All I want is EV chargers next to putt putt courses, ice cream stands, bowling alleys, maybe a nice hiking trail or two.

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agentfiftyseven's avatar agentfiftyseven @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social
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It really sucks that the fucking Democrats can't seem to put adequate spin on RUNNING AGAINST A FELON WHO STARTED AN INSURRECTION.

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Once again it's hard to try to make things matter on a personal level when apparently nothing does on a national level.

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Kelsey Atherton's avatar Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social
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"Expand the court" has gone from radical solution to the most exceptionally moderate option on the table.

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agentfiftyseven's avatar agentfiftyseven @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social
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Here's a quick thought experiment: if the Supreme Court is pushing so hard for no consequences for the President ever, why can't Biden kick all of their asses off the Supreme Court without repercussions? 🤔

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John Morrison's avatar John Morrison @localcelebrity.bsky.social
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I’m starting to think that having a government almost exclusively run by rich, old, white men is a bad thing.

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Pete, Pal To Quite A Few's avatar Pete, Pal To Quite A Few @petegain.es
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it's going to be hilarious when, in a couple years, it comes out that all the waymo self-driving cabs were actually being guided by remote operators in an office park outside Lagos for $3.26/hour.

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agentfiftyseven's avatar agentfiftyseven @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social
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*with ad revenue Like, cleaning/detailing content? Woodworking? AAAALLLLLL of the home reno content out there? And they're making more money off the videos of their work than the work itself.

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It's kinda fucked up if you think about how a good chunk of creators/influencers these days are basically tradespeople or service people, who are supplementing their income as revenue, because pay across the board hasn't kept up with cost of living.

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Katie Mack's avatar Katie Mack @astrokatie.com
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We got tricked by science fiction into thinking a futuristic city is all about flying cars and crystal towers and hologram billboards but what it really looks like is nice apartment blocks, good mass transit, pedestrian zones with shade trees and safe bike lanes.

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Adam Jacobi's avatar Adam Jacobi @adamj.bsky.social
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In Hamburg, they just call them "ers."

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agentfiftyseven's avatar agentfiftyseven @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social
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Honestly both the loop and wrigleyville should be foot traffic only.

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John Morrison's avatar John Morrison @localcelebrity.bsky.social
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Pedestrianize Wrigleyville from Sheffield to Grace.

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agentfiftyseven's avatar agentfiftyseven @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social
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I kinda want to set myself up as a consultant in a way that I'm like Undercover Boss but for product development process.

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agentfiftyseven's avatar agentfiftyseven @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social
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You know what? I'm also not gonna be accepting "unwashed masses" anymore. It's a classist dog whistle. If you're a billionaire or even a proto-millionaire and you're thinking in terms of "unwashed masses" you need to invest in fucking clean water access programs.

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"It would be kind of dystopian if there were just a couple of guys who could make trillions of dollars." Fixed the quote for him.

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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Very nice headline now let's see the pull quote

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i've always loved the Terry Pratchett Boots Theory of socioeconomics but it's really striking now how it's slowly becoming inaccurate bc so many companies straight up do not make good products anymore. not even rich people can buy things that aren't designed to break in 3 years bc they don't exist

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agentfiftyseven's avatar agentfiftyseven @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social
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"Your cat is suffering from nausea and lack of appetite? A big ol glob of maple syrup should help!"

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agentfiftyseven's avatar agentfiftyseven @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social
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I mean for a while there Ghostbusters had 2 films, 2 cartoon spinoffs, and a bunch of comics... But IDK if that counts cause the original films always had more hype than the TV iterations. Trying to think if there are other cartoon examples...

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It really puts a new spin on basically every woman who was ousted from fame in the last, like, 30-40 years.

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John Morrison's avatar John Morrison @localcelebrity.bsky.social
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Lately I’ve been thinking about all the “crazy” stories over the years that men in entertainment would tell about Courtney Love, and knowing now that she was warning people about Harvey Weinstein 20+ years ago, I’d really love to hear her sides of those stories.

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It's really weird that a lot of veterinary medicines are repackaged from human or farm use. So you go through experiences like "here try to squirt 2.5mg of this maple syrup flavored gel down your cat's throat three times a day and try not to get murdered in the process."

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