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Sam Worthington is the "we have Sam Worthington at home" of Sam Worthingtons.

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Hiring Sam Worthington, The World's Least Interesting Man, is some cargo-cult behavior.

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Never too hot to stunt on 'em *dies*

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For the first ten years in New Orleans I wore a lot of tight black jeans, because I was young and very stupid.

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Caryn Rose's avatar Caryn Rose @carynrose.bsky.social
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also: calling the 1-800 number costs the project 2025 money! it is expensive! we used to do it with the jerry falwell prayer line in the 80s

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"We’re also left wondering how a Category 1 storm could’ve caused more power outages in Houston than a stronger Category 2 storm 16 years ago."

hmm great question it's almost like utilities owned by for-profit companies have been run into the ground

www.houstonchronicle.com/opinion/edit...

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I remember when I killed robots in that thing in Mass Effect.

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"Oh, so you want to settle up?" -Africa-

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Threat level appears to have diminished

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I am being proteccted

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Kim Shumway's avatar Kim Shumway @kimshum.bsky.social
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Good reporting on an entirely predictable problem. Fun fact: Airbnb also covers up thousands of sexual assaults every year! Its internal safety team has "cool-down rooms" to take a break from the trauma of what they hear. It's a bad company, a bad industry, and people should just stay in hotels.

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò's avatar Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
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a rounding error on what they gave Jared Kushner, but who's counting (but actually: who is counting?)

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So how do we get rid of them, smart guy?

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Harsh but fair

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❤️🖤 tiffani 🤍💚's avatar ❤️🖤 tiffani 🤍💚 @tranniehathaway.bsky.social
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Hitler Tamed by Prison, 1924- The New York Times. The New York Times caping for Nazis for a full hundred years.

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There's only one truly Great Fruity Boy

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I'm rumpled. RUMPLED, got dammit!

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Phil's avatar Phil @anandamide.bsky.social
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Actually no, let's do this; it would be Good, Actually

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I want to be torn apart by animals!

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David Noll 's avatar David Noll @david.noll.org
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BREAKING: Upside side down French flag spotted outside the Alitos' summer residence

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Emissary Of Night | ليلى's avatar Emissary Of Night | ليلى @diplomatofnight.com
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Mathilde Panot, President of the La France Insoumise in Parliament which is part of the New Popular Front that just shocked the world, says that France will recognize a Palestinian state in the next two weeks.

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Christy, Butlerian Jihadist's avatar Christy, Butlerian Jihadist @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social
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🎵🎶 Life is a highway 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 It should be maintained 🎵🎶 🎵🎶 With public funds 🎶🎵

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Velodus's avatar Velodus @velodus.bsky.social
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When the France election results are good

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France has a lot of the same problems as the US, but at least they learned the lesson of 1932.

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Sir, in your studied opinion, will I be requiring the entirety of this seat?

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It's like wearing a 70s macrame fruit basket

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Going to start rocking sweaters like Wes Crusher in season one.

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Aunt Sylvia’s Home for Wayward Women and Lurid Tulips's avatar Aunt Sylvia’s Home for Wayward Women and Lurid Tulips @socialistboghag.bsky.social
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Happy #primeweek! I just want to let y’all know that the Amazon shipping warehouse where my husband works is denying workers fans during a nationally recognized heat emergency and everything you order during time week places workers’ lives at risk.

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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In trying to describe my musical tastes, you could do a worse job than "downer rock."

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As always, I wish the Kingdom of England a very embarrassing washout.

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Remember when there were 4 guys with blue eyes and blond goatees all named something like "Garnet Humblund?"

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Is anyone interested in taking me to the bridge?

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Now we know that Mexico is the greater nation

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Get Alexi Lalas off the TV

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It was in the late 19th century. If I recall right, it was ringing because the Chief Justice of SCOTUS had died (what a sweet sound.)

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*gets extremely Irish*

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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Remember how the "retail theft crime wave" disappeared as soon as companies had to do their annual reports? That's because it's illegal to lie to shareholders.

AI is booming (if you're a pleb) but if you have money - Goldman Sachs will be honest with you instead web.archive.org/web/20240629...

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Canada Day is cancelled

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Ugh. Fireworks won't be rained out.

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It's hard to describe exactly what I appreciate in a poster, but I can't help but notice that like, all my moochies are instantly retweeting that RAT BEEF picture.

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