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spark relation

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I am a carnival mirror reflecting the world

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are people really using Twix for Twitter im gonna just go ahead and mute that shit

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You’re owning it well, respect

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I’m excited for the distant future when no one remembers the Beatles and Flying Saucer Attack are heralded as the greatest music of our contemporary age

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Oregon the DM🕎's avatar Oregon the DM🕎 @oregonthedm.bsky.social
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On a hot day, ice tea is better than Coffee as it slow burns the caffeine intake often being half of what coffee does, which means if you are the type drinking it for caffeine you will up your liquid intake on a hot day. win-win

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Lilah Sturges's avatar Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com
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Mt. Hood looked incredible today

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when i’m really high i do actually see that Snoopy is a beagle

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I went from “I’m NAME” to “my name is NAME”

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I choose to believe they fucked

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for some reason I am remembering an article that hinted at this happening but it was from 30 years ago and also maybe my memory sucks and it was just that they cuddled or something

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Ripperoni gave everyone 15 gold several hours ago

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I had to change how I introduce myself after the eleven billionth time someone thought my name was Hanukah lol

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not me lol (I got more gold today but I’m being more careful now hahahaha)

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yah! Thank you for bringing it up WE DONT WANT NO MOSQUITO BREEDING GROUNDS

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leaving water out during a heat dome event and changing it out every few hours will not lead to mosquitos

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oh yeah leave water out in containers in your yard for the wee lil creatures they need water

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I’m guess I’m an artisanal transsexual now

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house shows are killing the spotify industry (a girl can dream, right)

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡's avatar -𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art
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It seems like the threads algorithm is trying to make it a very anodyne advertising friendly place

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Jerry Chen's avatar Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social
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My current stats Class: poster Level: 14 Experience: 8853 Gold: 13 Flops: 8840

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Minister of Loneliness's avatar Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social
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Ran out of shampoo so I washed my hair with Ranch dressing and now these seagulls are following me around like I’m the most discount Snow White ever.

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Could be the crank position sensor…

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been thinking a lot about identity fusion and how it describes a lot of what happened here

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You can have more than soda all over your lap in the VIP room…

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Y’all I don’t have special connections to anyone I’m just scrolling and reading and have been coming across posts about Neil Gaiman for years and years now and keeping it in mind. It’s not like it was some totally invisible impossible to see thing.

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Maybe I am some special magic person who just so happens to receive all the algorithmic whisper network posts for years on end it could not possibly be that I pay attention and listen to women when they hint at being sexually assaulted by a notable person and make a special point to remember that.

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you can do that while being depressed it’s okay I said so

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yeah it was like 4 months after starting HRT and people were like “holy shiiiit you are so beautiful omgggg”

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yay for hopefully easy to replace sensors!

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There’s also auto insurance protections in Canada for when a driver decides they need to intentionally hit a pedestrian with their car

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I remember over 10 years crying my eyes out accepting that I had to transition even if that meant I’d be ugly and disgusting and holy shit how quickly I was proven how misplaced those fears were.

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If I could transition into a boss DM-2 delay pedal I totally would

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If I could live as a quantum entangled amorphous cloud I would

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I’m all about throwing gender apparitions as a form of dazzle shapes these days

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you gold having haver hahaha (I was knocked out yesterday lol)

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hard same agreed and the joy I felt when I discovered the xenofeminism movement

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Hoisted by their own bayesian priors

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