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Chair of the AZ delegation to the RNC says she could work with an elections official who is โa good Christian man that believes what we believeโ but that she would โlynchโ a current election official in Maricopa County (who is a Republican and Jewish).
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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A Corpse Reviver followed by a Zombie.
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โBut the retail industryโs own figures on shrink cast doubt on their claim that the problem is ballooning. Researchers say retailers may be blaming theft for losses when they donโt actually know the cause.โ
Translation: We fired everyone that actually knew why we were losing money.
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Why do you think the ultra-rich are buying up all the farmland?
Hint: Senior water rights.
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A 50:50 THC:CBD will sort you right out.
The form doesnโt really matter, just take your pick of form and how fast you want it to work.
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A stormtrooper and a redshirt get into a firefight in a hallway.
The stormtrooper misses every shot.
The redshirt still dies.
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Wikileaks is a service to humanity and Iโm glad heโs finally free(ish).
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Getting a handie from a fascist chipmunk at Booblejuice: The Musical has to be a new level of absurd in politics.
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IQ45 isnโt smart enough to mock anyone.
And that snake is deader than Melaniaโs libido.
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Fookinโ Oi. Idiotic Assholes.
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Your web browser has turned republican.
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Because taking a 2kg brick loaded with fucking lithium through your windshield at 150 kts will absolutely ruin your week.
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Congratulations to Tarah, who continues to kill it.
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FWIW, although the class is born out of a tragedy these are critical skills that everyone should have and be prepared to apply, not just in GSW situations, so teaching it to kids is a great idea.
Bike accident, falling out of a tree, whatever. If you have a TQ and a packer you can save a life.
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As someone with several thousand hours of professional bush flying in both Alaska and those โremote South Pacific islandsโ I can authoritatively say that an โairstripโ is widely understood to mean unpaved.
If they bother to put down asphalt it graduates to airport.
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Bro, Saipan is actually paved. Not exactly a โremote tropic islandโ.
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Multiple email addresses
One you publish for fans
One for important people like your publisher, family, and close friends
One you give to businesses you deal with like the bank and electric company
One you use for all those bullshit sites that require verification but you never want to hear from
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Captain.
FIFY.
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Here's the link. It was Ruth Marcus. So many DC elite pundits just don't acknowledge how fucking corrupt, extreme and political these right wingers on SCOTUS are. They see them at cocktail parties!
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
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There's something that everyone gets wrong about the Ashley Madison data dump from 2015. And I should know, because I was one of the reporters who broke the story. It's my latest for @newscientist@mstdn.social (sign up for a free account to read).
www.newscientist.com/article/mg26...
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FANTASTIC Read!
And completely sad/hilarious/pathetic how men can be.
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An apt visual metaphor as CUNY Ph.D. student Jawanza Williams is wrestled over the threshold of City Hall and tossed out by a police officer. The photo highlights who gets govt resources and who suffers in unnecessary austerity. Williams & Peoples Plan NYC want to stop the boondoggle. #StopCopCity
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My A/C runs 100% off of solar power. When my batteries are full and its hot, chill baby chill.
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Correct me if Iโm wrong, but anime didnโt exist in 1865.
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Or maybe it was an act of kindness.
Put him out of his misery now rather than letting him die over the next two days.
Putin doesnโt evac his wounded.
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Should be national news:
- Cop accused of grooming & raping 15 year old
- Two other cops had sex with her in cop cars
- She gets pregnant, found dead
- Cop was last one to see her alive, in apt where she was found
- Ruled suicide with no tests on DNA evidence
- No criminal charges against anyone
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Yeah, no. It doesnโt work that way.
The sprayer is retracted inside its little cave with a closing door and auto-washes itself with every use.
Washlets are the best thing ever invented and I canโt believe that people STILL resist and insist on smearing poop around with a dry rag. ๐ฉ๐คฎ
Savages.
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Impey Barbicane did it.
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SO fed up with Micro$ofts unkillable ads, โsuggestionsโ and other bullshit in Windows Iโm migrating back to Apple as soon as the M4 mini drops.
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SO fucking annoying. Iโm getting so fed up with M$โs unstoppable nags and ads that Iโm switching back to Apple as soon as the M4 mac mini drops.
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"Since Texasโ ban on abortion went into effect, infant deaths in the state increased by nearly 13%, according to a new analysis published on Monday in JAMA Pediatrics. In the rest of the country, infant mortality increased less than 2% over the same period."
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NEW: Joe Bidenโs climate law has already created more than 300,000 clean energy jobs, a new analysis found www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-bi...
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Mmmmm, the smell of summer in NYC, rotting garbage and steaming piss.
Here in Hawaii nobody even bothers with dress shoes when we go to a party at someoneโs house. We all have our โnice slippersโ because no one civilized would consider wearing shoes inside.
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Wait you live in New York and you don't have everyone take their shoes off? Have you seen the streets?
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