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Chris

@ary.bsky.social

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Occasional writer, sometimes game developer, constant spreadsheet nerd. '90. He/him/any.


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Same! That was really throwing me off

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What a scamp!

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Discords are exhausting 😩 I keep up with two and they're both just for D&D groups and that's enough for me thanks

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Mission accomplished imo! And I love the face in the last one

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Wow, adventurous!

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every time patreon sends me an email i think “will i read about a feature i’ll never use or will i need to look for a job” lol

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It's almost more worth it to buy a new one at that point 😔✊

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Oh this rules, thanks!

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So PRH buying Boom!, you would think this means more money funneled into comics but yeah…can’t shake the feeling this will somehow not work that way. Them using Keanu Reeves in the press release too, i just can’t shake that funny feeling of bad contracts and bad rates. comicbook.com/comics/news/...

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A clear bugs are neat sticker is such a cool idea—you can put it on top of a bug sticker of your choice! 😱

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You look great! But I'm sorry that you don't necessarily feel great 😔

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I can't believe we're at the point where "invent fusion" seems more realistic to some people than "maybe this computer program isn't magic"

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It's a good bit if it's a bit but it's even better if it's just a naïve concerned citizen

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This whole thread! 😤

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Consider it done!

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heh... perhaps if you spent less time "re-posting" and more time "riposte-ing" i would not have defeated you so soundly in single combat. think on this in your last moment before i strike you down

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[Eminem's rap battle opponent] nice vomit on your sweater, did your mom make it for you?

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I almost wish I had that problem haha, I'm so full of ideas and none execution 😩🤌

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Will bring ice cubes with me to the home depot 🫡 I'm in a whole different province but you can never be too prepared

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This one from the general category (open to all Michiganders) does a great job of capturing how it’s gonna feel to vote this year tho.

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Can we get a sample before we commit to it?

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Yesss we love Lup!! Great shirt!

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I can almost do this! But only as long as I can keep that reason actively in mind haha

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Also for anyone trying this out, it might take a couple minutes after you post for it to show up so don't worry if it's not there right away!

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That's a good face for it for sure, but I mean specifically like a finger pointing back at your own chest.

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This sticker rules and the bit that inspired it made me laugh for like a solid day afterwards.

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I haven't seen the sticker! Yon cuck made me laugh so much though, at the time I had no mutuals who were into MBMBaM so my post about it languished in obscurity. 😔✊

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is there a matching "who, me?" emoji because there really should be

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hey so I'm listening and learning and not making any assumptions but somewhat relatedly I have a question about a specific part of your alt text if we could discuss that at some point

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...wait, took me out? *collapses with a dart in my neck*

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ahaha I thought you were just making dismissive mouth noises and the surprise parenthetical took me out

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glad to be of service 🫡

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...isn't*, wow Quite the hit job by autocorrect there lmao

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But if real advice isn't helpful, and if you're as good at forgetting stuff as me, just filter out emails containing words like "unfortunately" and you'll never see a rejection and can just forget you submitted 😌

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Submit it anyway! I bet a rejection is worse than a regret!

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Flip the batteries in a pressure washer

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replacing all instances of "treasure chest" in my future games with "mimic corpse"

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Yeah unironically would watch that speedrun.

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I can't see good but I like to imagine he's holding a lizard up there We could use more lizards here imo

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I feel like there's something Rorschach-esque to this—what is the microwave cover in your life?

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I imagine two fish colliding in slow motion

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Congrats! That's gotta be a high score

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