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Pope of New Atheism. Grand unifier of all atheist clans. Now accepting tithes for my hard work.

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The guy who followed him too

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trump just called for liz cheney to be prosecuted for treason which, according to john roberts, is an official act and would not be subject to criminal sanction

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Thinking about Thomas Eagleton after that last debate, and I’m once again filled with dread and despair.

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Biden: ‘Please, I Beg Of You, Free Me From My Flesh Prison’

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"This measure ensures that any student will be able to look up at anytime and be reminded that our Creator has the cock of a riled-up stallion ready and raring to mount a mare."

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Not gonna lie, the best creative decision Moby ever made was to cover Joy Division

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My grand take on the franchise: Star Trek became less interesting as the communist/anti-capitalist elements departed from the narratives.

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They wanted Mary Ann on Gilligan's island ugly, not Cornelius on the Planet of the Apes ugly

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Girl timed that weapon skill L2 perfectly

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Definitely prefer this to their first cover art’s cheeky Nazi references

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Five of the richest bar owners in Austin need this

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Just call out the entire career of Kraftwerk why dontcha

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Gonna crush that like button and ignore the fact that my handle is an Aurelius quote

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I've been screaming about this "except in cases of rape or incest" bullshit for 20 years. THE NEXT QUESTIONS should have always been, "Oh, is it easy to legally prove you were raped?" "Within 6 weeks?" and "Can child victims of sexual abuse seek medical treatment without their abuser?"

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Had an AirBnB myself that placed Bell Curve with a “I hope you read this with an open mind” etched by the presumed giver of the book inside the cover

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What idiot called it the Roberts court and not Taney Toon Adventures

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These privileged students, unlike the working class university presidents, boards, & donors opposing them.

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And still manages to be worse than Anne Perry. A true accomplishment

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Anne Perry perhaps? That’s the only actual-murdering mystery novelist I can think of

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Words I say as I cackle from my golden sedia gestatoria in the St. Carlin’s Bascilica

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I don't know if this is a genre of music, but "songs with lyrics that sound like magic spells" is winner

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Raoul Peck thinks it’s courage people lack on these questions, not knowledge.

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watching this hbo documentary on the horrorshow that was nickelodeon and will reiterate my position that child acting should be regulated out of existence if not made illegal outright

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I haven’t heard! I’m very slow at moving from one artist to the next, but I think you gave me a good lead. Liking what I hear so far

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Jesus I can do better—big beat standards like Daft Punk obvs, other obvious ones like Chemical Bros, and omg I forgot Avalanches and Aphex Twin etc

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My pantheon of electronic perfection usually includes BoC, Brian Eno, Tangerine Dream, Lustmord, and Robert Rich. I’m sure I’m missing a few others

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Non-fan but likes MLITBOG—I’ll take it

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On Thursday morning my dog was startled by a noise and took off into the woods. 3 days 11 hrs later, during a sleet storm, he came home. I'd not known how stressed I was until he slept by my bed. I lay down on the floor and hugged him, and fell immediately and exhaustedly asleep beside him.

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Amazing that someone with the Salt Lake City Mormon Temple in their avi pic has a petty hangup with unions

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IT'S HAPPENING! 💞👰💍👸🏻💞

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the two video game things i want most in the world are octopath traveler-style remakes of FF VI and Chrono Trigger

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Hope you hate the local bird population!

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Mrs Bartolozzi got me feeling like this

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It goes without saying that the alleged “pro life” movement is a scam dressed up as a genocide to rob women of health care. What could be more ghoulish?

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Eminem vindicated: he truly was a Pissed Pisstofferson

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