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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.bsky.social |
Jesus could come down from above and give a sermon confirming that Joe Biden is not corrupt and shouldn't be impeached, and House Republicans would respond by accusing God of being part of the cabal protecting the Bidens. It is what it is.
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Cwnidog 🍉🇵🇸
@cwnidog.bsky.social
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Jeebus is part of the deep state, dontcha know.
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Raoul Meyer
@mistermeyer.bsky.social
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"woke" Jesus? Christ on a bicycle.
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Josh Stanford
@joshstanford.bsky.social
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I mean, bidens a raging war criminal, so Christ would essentially be aligned with a corrupt war criminal. But mind you, republicans themselves are equally corrupt. It’s just the Spider-Man meme.
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OT7 🫖
@ot71995.bsky.social
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My history must be incomplete as I'm stumped how Putin has so many resources. He actively engaged in one war front; appears he wants to start a second; wants to shoot nuclear weapon into space; afraid to leave his compound. Not sustainable. Hopefully his fortress is sinking
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@waterloo45.bsky.social
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GQP Congress is criminal cabal
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@chriswintersva
@chriswintersva.bsky.social
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“Fake Jesus”
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Rich
@hopstache.bsky.social
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I wish they'd pick a fucking lane -- is he an evil supergenius manipulating everything to his own corrupt ends, or is he a doddering dementia patient who doesn't remember that he's the President? I know this is right out of the fascism playbook, but it's so transparent what they're doing.
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Mo
@moinqueens.bsky.social
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Jesus is nothing more than a prop for Conservatives (just like the troops)
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@relaxovision.bsky.social
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This conspiracy goes all the way to the top!
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Scott
@archatlast.bsky.social
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Wait till they find out that God is really non-binary.
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Morticia91
@morticia91.bsky.social
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That's because the House Repubgelicals stopped listening to Christ decades ago.
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E. Allyn (aka Norton II, Emperor of the United States)
@ericallyn.bsky.social
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If Jesus came down from above, Republicans would crucify him for being "woke". Figuratively. At first.
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🦀 Shawn Morris 🦀
@theshawnmorris.bsky.social
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"Him who is called I Am was not a founding father"
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El Topo
@eltopo71.bsky.social
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Obviously... I mean, why else would they call themselves "Christians" when they heed none of Christ's teachings?
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Sabermane
@homelessrobot.bsky.social
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Look they're worshipping Mammon not Jesus
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Brianomite 🧨
@brianomite.bsky.social
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They would know they are lying, as they do now. It's not because they believe he's corrupt, they just want to paint him as corrupt. Same playback they've been running for forever
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matty karas
@troubledoll.bsky.social
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if donald trump came up from down below and said the same thing, house republicans would accuse *him* of being part of that cabal
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Σειληνός (Seilēnós)
@seilenos.bsky.social
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The chicken lady
@chickenlady.bsky.social
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Yes The same happened in my country corrupted by Kremlin: Pope said there was no apparition in Međugorje. The reaction of the clergy and the politicians: "What does the Pope know? He's not a real Pope anyway!"
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Vivalavoices
@vivalavoices.bsky.social
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They already say Jesus is woke, so what's the point of their religion? If your not faithful to Trinity; then you're faithful to man only and this is what they have always shown - the latter. It's too hard the other way.
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Dan Sandler
@danielsand.bsky.social
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At least one member of the GOP would dog whistle and say that nobody can trust Jesus because he is Jewish. Or “globalist”.
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Gabriel S. Jacobs
@gsjphd.bsky.social
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most cursed possible "lo ba-shamayim hi"
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Carl J
@plus-haut.bsky.social
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"We all know Joseph was your real Dad, and that the virgin birth was a woke grift."
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@moriartystjames.bsky.social
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In it with George Soros.
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Douglas Moran
@dougom.bsky.social
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Which is a very Jewish attitude when you think about. I mean, we argue with HaShem *all the time*. Don’t tell *them* that though; their heads would explode.
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Baltimore is fine
@nafer.bsky.social
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Not My Messiah
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@123xyz.bsky.social
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Nah. They'd point out that Jesus isn't the real God, just His son, is only worshipped because of nepotism, is probably just a corrupt as Hunter Biden, and God and Jesus's mom were never married, so doesn't that make him a bastard?
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Andrew Rowe
@newfierowe.bsky.social
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Trump > Jesus
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Alisha Grauso
@alishagrauso.bsky.social
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He's just a crisis actor, Aaron. Paid for by Soros. If he's not a Jesus crisis actor, he's a hologram. I know it's true. I was given this information by Elon Musk himself when he was in Russia.
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Ethan Johnson
@ethanlj.bsky.social
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"I haven’t read what the Lord Jesus said. I’m unfamiliar with His comments.".
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