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Auctorita

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Queer Midwestern Anarchist. Mostly here to waste time.


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K. A. “Kick Åss” Pillë's avatar K. A. “Kick Åss” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social
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Your move, Hemingway

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pee wee herman-palladino's avatar pee wee herman-palladino @markpopham.bsky.social
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oh my god it's literally this

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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"Girl is it your time of the month? I got you!"

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Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈's avatar Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pairofclaws.bsky.social
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I cannot stress this enough. It's a big fucking deal.

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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Good luck explaining this to Midwesterners

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regular steve albini's avatar regular steve albini @electricalwsop.bsky.social
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The Rolling Stones lips but it's a butthole. Do they still sue people? I have an idea.

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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I basically had to do this to my best friend.

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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I've said since they were announced, I want to see someone take one mudding.

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more mr. nice guy 's avatar more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social
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just flew in from Dallas and boy are my arms tired. when you get exit row seats they make you hold the door closed now

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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They're so freaking adorable. Are they soft? They look soft & fuzzy.

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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I just came across a recipe for cream cheese made out of tofu & I think there needs to be a moratorium on white vegans using tofu.

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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I've literally driven a Mazda 3 down a rougher road than that

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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It's really depressing that people are so unimaginative that they can't envision a country that isn't being run by someone actively committing genocide.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”'s avatar pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social
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Wow, big news from the Sam Bankman-Fried sentencing. The judge gave him the choice of the death penalty or helping the judge figure out why his computer is running slow, and Bankman-Fried chose death

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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Showing up to the local Special Olympics vs. the cops basketball game wearing this.

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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It never ceases to amaze me how many people recommend I go to a chiropractor. Like it's not real medicine.

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Popehat's avatar Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social
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It’s important to note that this is NOT Ben Shapiro. Ben Shapiro is not a clitoral denier. Ben Shapiro’s relationship to the clitoris is more akin to Columbus’ relationship to the East Indies.

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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I just realized that the guy who beheaded his dad wrote a book in which the stand in character for himself is named "Buster Moon" & which is the same name as the koala from the animated movie "Sing". I don't what to do with this information

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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Just need to finish up the button holes & it's finally done.

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Prisonculture's avatar Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social
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I've often said that 'people don't care' is an insufficient explanation or frame. People actually care about a lot of things. But people also don't know what to DO about a lot of things.

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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Throwing in the towel for the night. This fucker has been a pain in the ass but it's cute & cozy.

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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Alright, now we're getting somewhere. I don't think I'll ever remove all the fuzz though

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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Starting to make some progress on my current sewing project. This is going to be a sherpa lined corduroy jacket. There's white fuzz everywhere in my apartment though

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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this is a success rate that basically *doesn't exist* for medical interventions in any rational world this would be the end of any argument about HRT or transition generally but the cruelty is the point, not the actual data

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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My gender transition can be difficult for some rural Wisconsinites to understand but my sobriety is far more difficult to explain.

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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Yeah when you run the BLM & vaccine stuff through what I like to call "the crazy translator" it makes a little more sense but still, this is insane.

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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Ok I asked my 20 year old coworker & apparently she's dating a football player & people are mad she's showing up to his games? I know nothing because I have a life & don't really care about sports or who a pop star dates.

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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Can someone explain to me what the fuck is going on with conservatives freaking out over Taylor Swift. I just don't get it.

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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A buddy of mine owns a pistol identical to the one that killed Lincoln. I'm sure he'd be happy to oblige him.

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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I don't call myself transgender because I transitioned from one gender to another but because I transcend gender.

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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I spent longer than I care to admit making this for when guys message me looking for "a sissy ts cd"

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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Of course if the exact same thing was marketed as "eco friendly, reusable wash pads" or something they'd sell for $20 each.

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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Back to work the day after Christmas. Yes I am tired & grumpy.

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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Desperately trying to explain to my Wisconsinite mother that I don't drink. This was harder to explain than the veganisum.

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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For the record im hoping for the return of the "weird weapons guy". The kinda guy who "taught" himself karate w/ swords he bought at the mall. The dude who thinks he's John Wick & ends up shooting himself in the arm.

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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I love seeing everyone searching for their favorite kinda "guy" on here like biologists looking for animals after a forest fire.

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wint's avatar wint @dril.bsky.social
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one thing blue sky still needs from twitter is all the guys with "I must Reply to the Weather lady" brain

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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My uncle used to tell me a story that there was a tabby cat in the barn where Jesus was born. The cat would curl up next to the baby to keep him warm. As a thank you, Mary blessed the cat & that's why tabby cats have an M on their foreheads.

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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I made the terrible life choice of listening to that Twitter spaces thing of just the absolutely worst people. I want to put my head through a fucking wall.

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Bittersweet 😍😳💀's avatar Bittersweet 😍😳💀 @bitters.bsky.social
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A) so glad i deactivated B) there isn’t enough misery that can be inflicted on Alex Jones, in this lifetime or the next

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Auctorita 's avatar Auctorita @auctorita.bsky.social
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Got snowed-in in Minneapolis last night. On the upside my friend let me crash at his place & this morning I'm enjoying a hearty breakfast at Hard Times.

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I've seen it at least 5 times now. Absolute horror everytime.

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Greg Andraste Sideyr's avatar Greg Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com
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Last image on your camera roll is what killed Kissinger