avgJones

@avgjones.bsky.social

141 followers 304 following 388 posts

likable degenerate, overthinker of things, damn yankee

avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:29 UTC

Big fan

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ᚇᚐᚍ ᚑᚃ ᚈᚆᚓ ᚚᚑᚈᚐᚈᚑ @ciara2001.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 09:58 UTC

I knew learning to read would come back to haunt me one day

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

They just can't seem to stop themselves from putting their finger on the scale

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:30 UTC

Amber this is hate speech, stop making me feel old

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

ANAP All Nazis Are Punchable

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:59 UTC

Everything else tastes like sad

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:28 UTC

This is a weird dynamic and while I'm happy you have it I'm not sure I want to know anymore about it

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:40 UTC

I'm a radical left thug when it comes to bodily autonomy.

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:56 UTC

ok maybe you are a little scary

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Princess of Whales @princessofwhales2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

I’ve been thinking lately and that’s been a terrible decision

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

Would suspending elections be considered an official act?

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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 20:28 UTC

There be some creepy little motherfuckers out there yo

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:30 UTC

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

The older I get the more I feel this one

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 20:58 UTC

🤨

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:30 UTC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

Gonna start drinking every time Trump steers the answer towards open borders, tell my kids I loved them

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

I don't know man, this is a great response to making childcare more affordable oh wait he hasn't mentioned childcare my bad

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

Wait why was Trump talking to Putin

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 23:00 UTC

Forgetting about Marsh is like forgetting about Dre and I hopes you marinate on that

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RainDro @raindro369.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:55 UTC

Yall really gonna make me go repost my own posts again? *sighs* ok here we go

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:07 UTC

Is there any safety valve, anyone over her that can just remove her "for cause"?

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Brooke Binkowski @brooklynmarie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 16:12 UTC

Yesterday I went on Twitter and saw someone say "Go back to Bluesky with all the rest of the former gifted kids" and wow just absolutely bodied

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:53 UTC

The electric city!

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 03:36 UTC

Who doesn't need a little more happy hoo ha in their lives

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:56 UTC

That umps narrow strike zone has him a little thrown off I believe

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

I'm sold.

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:48 UTC

HST themed burlesque show is something I need to add to my bucket list

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

I knew those kind eyes were hiding some darkness

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

How bout a quick blow from behind?

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

Bryce Harper is good at baseball.

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:22 UTC

& keep your drink covered

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

We shouldn't have been so damned greedy

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:35 UTC

It's been a while since you ate a spider in your sleep, so it's probably going to happen within the next couple nights

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

Our fault for asking for a reasonable share of the fruits of our labor I suppose

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

walking into the room with ADHD like

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 05:08 UTC

I’m mentally ill in a really adorable way.

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:19 UTC

You're wrong, wrong, and wrong for this

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 14:02 UTC

She's looking for a 4th rewrite of the prenup

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:53 UTC

But the not-so-steemed members, well that's different...

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

Nerd rizz 😂

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 21:19 UTC

That's amore

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 20:30 UTC

I'm crying over here 😂

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

For your consideration: 8. No one likes us 9. and we don't care

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Gwen Pepperoni @ladyjimrockford.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 20:04 UTC

i don't find other races or genders or sexualities so terrifying i need to bulk up on guns and armor and legislate them out of existence because that's some real pussy ass behavior

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 17:57 UTC

Normalize telling your bros they're having a good ass day

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 16:44 UTC

He's out getting a burrito

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 12:00 UTC

I dig your humor. Also pretty sure you're a terrorist.

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avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 11:56 UTC

MA'AM IT IS TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING TO THINK ABOUT YOU ROASTING MY WIENIE

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