A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate

@azlouise.bsky.social

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Writer and stuff. They/them
www.neonhemlock.com/books/off-time-jive-az-louise
www.amazon.com/dp/B0CJ9SJ15M?ref_=pe_3052080_276849420

A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:46 UTC

I'D DO IT TOO

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:38 UTC

I would eat the shrapnel, but also Muffaletta Leavings is my new pen name thank u for the inspiration

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

One day I'll figure out how to do it without dealing increasing psychic damage to myself with every paragraph

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

Fun fact about me the reason I've never successfully written a genderqueer main character in anything longer than a short story is because my gender is something different every day and going back to read old stuff makes me want to peel my skin off. Not conducive to the revision process at all

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:25 UTC

Radithor and tonic

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

HELLLLLL YEAH CONGRATS

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

EGGCORNED EM

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:12 UTC

You're my favorite midcarder lives rent free in my head

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:05 UTC

The female cardinal has been coming around more often lately! She and her husband have been bonding by sharing the best seeds off the feeder, keeping a lookout while the other is snacking, and chasing off another cardinal pair with EXTREME prejudice

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:16 UTC

The lad!!!!!!! Love him

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:20 UTC

I hate the charmin bears so much and I can't even explain why. Fuck those bears

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

More like beefday cake amirite

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Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:06 UTC

X-files teaches us that autism, OCD, ADHD and many other disorders all fall under the umbrella of vampirism

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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:22 UTC

WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVING

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:26 UTC

This is my ideal birthday cake

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Meghan Ball @eldritchgirl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:55 UTC

We are so back

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:53 UTC

1000 29 thousand 600 minutes how many numbers can u say in a year

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Indrapramit Das @indrapramitdas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:26 UTC

Need this done to my brain.

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 00:35 UTC

Instagram is really bad at algorithming because it keeps assuming that because I watch videos of women working out I want weight loss content. What I want is for a muscular woman to kiss me!!!!!! I'm bisexual and I don't need you to trigger my eating disorder, MARK

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:17 UTC

I dont get why yall check blocks and mutelists. Theres enough psychic damage on the timeline i dont need to seek it out, who blocked me is between them and god

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:56 UTC

Gender: brat

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:31 UTC

I've been hammering away at Shakespeare tragedy #2 I can't WAIT to make you nerds read it because it's gonna hurt your feelings

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Anya Taylor-Ham @griph.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:13 UTC

stumbled onto this lynda Barry comic again which always makes me a little verklempt

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:39 UTC

We're almost to Threshold and you better bet I'm not gonna be normal about it

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:34 UTC

In retrospect Captain Janeway was a really formative teen crush for me

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:42 UTC

God I love her!!!!!!!!!!

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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 10:20 UTC

"DO YOU SEE?"

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 01:00 UTC

Our new place is a haven for isopods and jumping spiders. Alas, my belovéd is afraid of creepy crawlies and I cannot keep a little bin of critters in the living room to enjoy

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

I have a broken toilet seat I want to do art on (no I shan't explain) but I'm a germaphobe AND i have ADHD so I haven't disinfected it yet. Someone do this horrible task for me

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:14 UTC

I spilled marinara in my shoe yesterday so this is just my lot in life lmaoooo

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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 16:09 UTC

“are you wearing the” “bram stoker’s dracula armor? yes, I am”

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:12 UTC

Mine do this 🤌🤌

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:11 UTC

Realistic pet play where I throw a tantrum and bite you if you don't share your food (which is something I hate and/or poison)

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 23:44 UTC

In conclusion preorder Bitterbound out 7/16 thanks for listening

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 23:42 UTC

Verias: giant nerd, actually would commit crimes but needs encouragement • BASE: Tobассо leaf, tonka bean • MIDDLE: paper, coriander • TOP: bergamot, pink pepper

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

Kin: knife wife, great hugger • BASE: amber, leather • MIDDLE: dragon's blood, vanilla, honey • TOP: orange, jasmine

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 23:39 UTC

Okay hear me out

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 23:38 UTC

Suck it robots!!!!!!

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 19:07 UTC

She is extremely Long here!!! Hugging arms

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:35 UTC

Also sometimes you and a crit partner don't really vibe and that's okay

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:35 UTC

Beta reading benefits you as much as it does the person you're reading for

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Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:08 UTC

you have to write words

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:18 UTC

Thanks I hate it

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:14 UTC

This sucks! I'm gonna make my books even weirder out of spite because that's my only recourse!!!!!!

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 16:57 UTC

💀💀💀

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

Star Trek lookin ass tub

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Die Laughing Magazine @dielaughingmag.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

Are you sick of stories that are ONLY scary or ONLY funny? Do you have a hilarious bloodbath you can't find a publisher for? If it's under 5k words, then we have fantastic news. Our first submission window opens July 15-31. Tell your spookiest, funniest friends. We'll be waiting. dielaughingmag.com

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 02:58 UTC

The universe is telling me to write pomes

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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:39 UTC

Finally, news we can trust

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A.Z. Louise | T.O. Tate @azlouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 23:09 UTC

Peanut butter must have some kind of entangling effect because that's the only way I can get them to stay in the stomach dimemsion

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