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Bruno J. Navarro's avatar Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social
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still america’s finest news source 🔥

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Believelander Says Trans Rights's avatar Believelander Says Trans Rights @says-rights.bsky.social
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This is the kind of posts you have access to get out of the archives when you buy The Onion

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TitaniumMan's avatar TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social
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When fact imitates fiction.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services's avatar Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social
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A timeless article.

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John Conor Ryan's avatar John Conor Ryan @johnconorryan.bsky.social
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O, no, this is going to be "only nation where this regularly happens" headlines, isn't it?

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's avatar @knowsit.bsky.social
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This is what actually happens in Philadelphia
And it's funnier than the Onion
slate.com/news-and-pol...

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~<>*<>~'s avatar ~<>*<>~ @ycantibeu.bsky.social
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Is the punchline behind a paywall? The joke starts off promising something funny then it’s just blank scrolling. Do you guys need help making a website that works?

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Emet at NerdyKeppie 's avatar Emet at NerdyKeppie @urbanprole.bsky.social
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It's never not going to be weird that's literal when you say it.

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October Bird's avatar October Bird @octoberbird.bsky.social
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Ben you are an excellent steward for The Onion

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Becca's Mullet's avatar Becca's Mullet @beccasmullet.bsky.social
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The Onion has got it!

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Melodramatic for the People's avatar Melodramatic for the People @bisonbison.bsky.social
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Enemy combatants

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Kiki's avatar Kiki @strawberrykitsune.bsky.social
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I thought the onion was parody???

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's avatar @tarry-not.bsky.social
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Oof, I hope your ads get an upgrade too (unless I didn’t notice that they’re satire, too??) If I have to see a bunch of crep, I’d prefer it to be stuff that actually makes you money.

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Plainwrap's avatar Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social
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Rando here. If you're doing Onion Classic please bring back 'Shit Parking Ticket Fuck'

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Pulp & Politics 's avatar Pulp & Politics @pulpandpolitics.bsky.social
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Fyi, I still get a G/O Media cookies pop up when visiting the site.

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Susan Ballinger 's avatar Susan Ballinger @peculiarsusan.bsky.social
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Outside Agitators™️

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birdie's avatar birdie @idiocracy.bsky.social
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Acab.

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Cheyenne's avatar Cheyenne @pistachio-pesto.bsky.social
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It’s not even satire at this point, just a factual description of events that took place

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Jay Schiavone's avatar Jay Schiavone @jaytingle.bsky.social
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Never gets old.

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