Tim Onion

@bencollins.bsky.social

Blimey I started chatterin like me mates in Liverpool and them went n made me Editor n Chief of that Washington Post wild scenes innit

Jun 21, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 14:19 UTC

Didn’t even ask went out to nosh on some chips maybe a kebab and a lady stopped me and she says “Sir, you must have fantastic news judgment sir, listen to that accent sir, can you start Monday sir”

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unhipcat @unhipcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 20:30 UTC

Hold on a second. Are you general Robert e lee?

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thicc offerman @thiccofferman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 04:08 UTC

You reprobate

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Liza Mazel @lizamazel.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 02:38 UTC

A lot of planets have a north!

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CodeMaxX @methodnull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

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The Farmer Jones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 14:40 UTC

No one in Liverpool would say any of these things. Immediately delete and apologize.

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Scary Mr. Olmec Man @scarymrolmecman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 14:19 UTC

Eddy-Chiefo*

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 14:28 UTC

Ben, buy the Post from Bezos

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Ron Cox @monkyhead.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 04:30 UTC

git tae fuck

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Pixel Pushers Union 512 @ppu512.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 00:10 UTC

Apples n pears, m8. Chip shop, bobs yee uncle.

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Persisting @persistingiam.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 14:56 UTC

then Bob's your uncle, Fanny's your aunt...

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N.N. Scott @nnscott.com
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 14:23 UTC

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Misdemeanorous Monk @keyboardwarrior.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

Gimme one right in tha SHITTAH GUV

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Gale Has a Point @ohnoyouwint.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 14:39 UTC

You’re taking the piss

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Mike Anton @mdotanton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

If any Scousers see this you are going to be bombarded with “wool”

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