Wicked Ho

@nicebutnot.bsky.social

The year is 2024. Nobody can afford meat. Women are only for breeding now. There’s an appeal to heaven flag at your obgyn office. A door fell off an airplane and killed your dog. Happy Independence Day

Jul 04, 2024 at 13:26 UTC

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:41 UTC

and also with you ❤️🤍💙

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wildmonkeysects™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 10:28 UTC

The y2k bug that got away.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:26 UTC

Are we supposed to point out the fake statement? If so, I’m stumped.

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Notasoothsayer @notasoothsayer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:43 UTC

Would have laughed at your post last July 4th, but not this year. Next July 4th will we will either be living this reality or we will rejoicing because we dodged a bullet or more like dodged a missile

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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:58 UTC

Such a dark future you have describ-- wait a minute

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Drummy™ @crashtestdrummy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:18 UTC

The sad thing is, this isn't hyperbole. 💔

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Jackdaw(mcthic) @jackdawmcthic.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

But luckily, someone, somewhere, said “I dissent” and gosh wasn’t that cool.

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DS James @writerdsjames.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:22 UTC

Well they have beyond meat now. Luckily men will die before women. Heaven is a construct of the gullible. Boeing will probably start killing a lot of earthbound pedestrians. Happy end of America Day. Remember the date. 🤣

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