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mr. cannoli

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it's impossible for guys larger than 5'8" to learn magic

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Colonel Cheeks's avatar Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social
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It's just a choice for us.

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Return of the Cmonmacques's avatar Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social
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I got this exact advice from Ricky Jay

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Liza Mazel's avatar Liza Mazel @lizamazel.bsky.social
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what if they start out taller but then shrink with age can they be late bloomers can they

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toilet sloth's avatar toilet sloth @truebe.horse
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it’s for the best, I should not have that power

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Crungeoneer's avatar Crungeoneer @crungeoneer.bsky.social
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ima gnome artificer, i'll make it to fake it

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Howard Ashman stan account 's avatar Howard Ashman stan account @michaelchu7.bsky.social
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😢

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Deano 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Deano 🏳️‍🌈 @deanosaur.bsky.social
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This is why I'm always crawling around on all fours.

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B. Kirisaki's avatar B. Kirisaki @kirisaki.bsky.social
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good thing I'm small.

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Donatello @ HÖR BERLIN's avatar Donatello @ HÖR BERLIN @firebel.ly
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I'm an absolute wizard

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Tyrannostradamus's avatar Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social
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Well it's more of a gradual falloff as one approaches 6'. I can still do minor cantrips and a few more complex incantations with visual and tactile aid, but that's it. Basically I'm saying I'm a half caster.

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The Bitch In Question's avatar The Bitch In Question @pachydermous.bsky.social
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they can still be druids i think

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Jymbo's avatar Jymbo @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social
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Their magic lies in dating women taller than them....

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smokey eunuch™'s avatar smokey eunuch™ @dommedeluise.bsky.social
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this is why teller does all the heavy lifting

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