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Phi
@phi.bsky.social
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Sorry I'm late, the groove got me.
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A Random Brandon@brandomonium.bsky.social |
294 followers 248 following 670 posts
That one dude that says things and stuff
My shtuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f3isqq37mblskjkdl5csji66/feed/aaab5hro4xqjs
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Phi
@phi.bsky.social
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Sorry I'm late, the groove got me.
0 replies 8 reposts 21 likes
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A Random Brandon
@brandomonium.bsky.social
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I am definitely a
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regular meghan 🫧 나영지 🍉
@ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
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everybody look at sebastian!!
7 replies 14 reposts 124 likes
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A Random Brandon
@brandomonium.bsky.social
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*cracks knuckles* *cracks neck* *cracks balls*
0 replies 4 reposts 4 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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i had to quit my street gang because grandma paddled me for putting graffiti tags on the sidewalk
6 replies 51 reposts 136 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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i’m sorry but i can’t come to work today it’s too inconvenient
6 replies 74 reposts 246 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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Don’t hesitate to reach out? And expose the vulnerable part of my wrist?
5 replies 52 reposts 148 likes
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Coach Rusty
@coachrusty.bsky.social
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He died as he lived, face down on a treadmill with everyone assuming that was part of his exercise routine
2 replies 44 reposts 110 likes
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A Random Brandon
@brandomonium.bsky.social
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I’m… I’m so proud of you right now 🥹
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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introducing Wyatt Chirp
49 replies 286 reposts 1544 likes
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thee michael whiteshoes
@michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social
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it's currently 89° but feels like 99°...so, the perfect time for my fucked up maze of a brain to give me a panic attack
2 replies 2 reposts 19 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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when i become president i will be a casual user of nukes to solve minor inconveniences
11 replies 51 reposts 170 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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They should make toddlers with speeds other than full blast and off
5 replies 63 reposts 166 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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come and rest thy weary soul upon the soft hug of my double chin
5 replies 38 reposts 96 likes
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A Random Brandon
@brandomonium.bsky.social
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My social media hierarchy of needs
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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going down the Chinese restaurant menu saying "WOULD" at all the photos
5 replies 26 reposts 89 likes
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A Random Brandon
@brandomonium.bsky.social
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😍
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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i’m sorry sir but i have no cash do you accept GoatCoin?
32 replies 155 reposts 974 likes
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jeeyon shim 심지연
@jeeyon.bsky.social
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can i offer you a tortoise in this trying time
2 replies 6 reposts 44 likes
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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I try to tell muddy Arlo to stay off the furniture but he hits me with the care bear stare
32 replies 59 reposts 383 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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call and check on your mom
11 replies 72 reposts 255 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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ACAB = A Cute Ass Bunny
20 replies 58 reposts 243 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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i matched your freak, please respond
9 replies 46 reposts 143 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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it's always "who let the dogs out?" never "how are all the dogs doing?" and "do they have a source for fresh drinking water?"
9 replies 45 reposts 193 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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can i come over and stare at you like this
26 replies 106 reposts 651 likes
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A Random Brandon
@brandomonium.bsky.social
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Nice jortoise
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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And the boots with the fur the fur
9 replies 31 reposts 107 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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The Boys Are Back in Town is sooo Paul Revere coded
9 replies 31 reposts 151 likes
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Phi
@phi.bsky.social
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Happy Father's Day to all those childless single fathers out there. You are special. Xx
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Phi
@phi.bsky.social
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After PRIDE comes the FALL -ᵢₙ𝓰 ᵢₙ ₗₒᵥₑ 𝓌ᵢₜₕ ᵧₒᵤ
1 replies 2 reposts 6 likes
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A Random Brandon
@brandomonium.bsky.social
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You’re the step that dadded up
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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i’m not the stepdad, not the dad that stepped up, but a secret third thing
14 replies 36 reposts 150 likes
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jeeyon shim 심지연
@jeeyon.bsky.social
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throwback to that time i tried to get onion to stop bothering me when i'm working by making him his own "laptop" (it didn't work)
12 replies 27 reposts 176 likes
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A Random Brandon
@brandomonium.bsky.social
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I could post hog on the tl and nobody would notice
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A Random Brandon
@brandomonium.bsky.social
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I’m waiting for the cicadas that only emerge every 17 Toyotathons
0 replies 3 reposts 11 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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i’m the second most fuckable person in the rite aid soda aisle
15 replies 57 reposts 172 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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Go eat a bag of…
8 replies 31 reposts 128 likes
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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In unison: "thank u McAfee"
6 replies 14 reposts 84 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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This is recycled from my old account please clap
3 replies 16 reposts 78 likes
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Phi
@phi.bsky.social
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I'd been raining all June and I'm ready to renounce my citizenship
0 replies 1 reposts 4 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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I’ll have the number three and make it SNAPPY
17 replies 61 reposts 410 likes
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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Careful in that rockin' chair, honey, ya hear? You'll relax so hard ya end up in that ol' cow pasture down the holler, I tell you whut
6 replies 63 reposts 142 likes
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A Random Brandon
@brandomonium.bsky.social
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*eats a spoonful of Tang powder without breaking eye contact*
0 replies 1 reposts 4 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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You ain’t hard enough to make your mimosas with Tang bitch
11 replies 56 reposts 129 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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come gather ‘round Auntie D and i’ll tell you about a dark time many years ago when McDonald’s breakfast ended at 10am
5 replies 16 reposts 79 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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The vibe I bring to your party
8 replies 55 reposts 242 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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depression stole my dom energy but i'm reclaiming it 😎 if you're in line to get slapped by me, STAY IN LINE
11 replies 28 reposts 92 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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okay i'll bite. what is "empathy"?
24 replies 31 reposts 142 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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i have joined a CULT
17 replies 58 reposts 267 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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One day you’re slaying at open mic night and the next you’re selling feet pics on the internet but that’s showbiz baby
5 replies 41 reposts 118 likes