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Brian C. Baer

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Horror (screen)writer. Visionary. Dreamweaver. Plus He-Man movie historian. (38, he/him)


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So that explains Skinamarink…

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Just thinking about how much growing up in the era of VHS, shitty horror movies with terrible muddy photography, and poor reception on analog television has informed my sense of aesthetics. Garish gore in 4K UHD is fine but show something that I can barely make out and it'll scare me twice as much

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Look, I’m very high right now, but the poetic genius of these three lines are really shaking me.

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That looks like my kind of place!

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Today is going to be an excellent day to stay the fuck off of the internet

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Yes!! It was all filmed, so why not finally finish the animation?

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Rereading Vonnegut and damn he’s good. Random sentence: “His high school was named after a slave owner who was also one of the world’s greatest theoreticians on the subject of human liberty.”

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Ooh, which version? That Tom Baker looking one, or the younger looking one?

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Leonardo = Paul Donatello = George Michelangelo = John Raphael = Ringo I will not be taking any questions at this time.

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The world can be a harsh place. Remember to stop every once in a while and have a good chuckle at the well deserved misfortunes of Alex Jones

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“Come on down to Frog Lots. We’ve got lots of frogs at Frog Lots. Free hot dogs and balloons for mom.”

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Hot damn! Those could easily be my Top Four, too.

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If there’s any justice in this world, he’ll be back in the next season.

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He was, in fact, nicknamed “The Boat”!

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That one took me a minute because our last dog said, “row, row, row”. Also I’m drinking.

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I hope you’re feeling all right!

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I moved a few hours away recently! The set tour was incredible. Hoping to bump into the guy one of these days.

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Happy TOSS Birthday to
James Cawley! One of these years I hope to visit. One of these years. 🖖
@startrektour
#TOSSatNight

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I’m pretty high and watching DEMON WIND for the first time. And, like, I *am* pretty high. But is it just me, or is this movie next level bizarre?

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I fucking love David Tennant SO MUCH! (Source: Georgia Tennant's IG)

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My wife has such a big crush on him. I’m hoping she doesn’t see this news for a while.

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Think I’m gonna fuck around and write a remake of DUEL where the truck is replaced by a targeted ad that shows up on every website no matter how many times you block or report it.

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I got a chuckle out of it! I loved his comics, and he was a nice dude!

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Ah, okay! I’d heard his Capaldi and that’s what gave me pause. I’ll have to check those out!

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I’ve stayed away from that because they didn’t get Smith back. Is that not distracting?

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I came here to recommend Chimes at Midnight, too!

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I know a cult did that in Oregon, but I can’t imagine ISIS being that subtle.

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I thought it sounded like the Beast! So cool.

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As of midnight today it is 14,170 days until we meet the Vulcans 🖖 Each day one day closer. This is a message from your (not always reliable) acting First Contact Day countdown to April 5, 2063. May we all live long and prosper.

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I love those pins but ohmygod. That Iron Fist tattoo!

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I bought that DVD and am saving it for this year’s Noirvember. Not sure if it can live up to Spillane himself in The Girl Hunters…

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Any plans to do the Atkinson / Fatal Death Doctor? :P

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I’m so, so excited for that one. Mouth of Madness is one of my all-time favorites!

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I had a very Dad conversation with a neighbor while we were both trimming hedges. Lots of “Boy, these things grow fast, huh?” and whatnot.

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Fuck, I have to go back to work tomorrow AND call my dad today?

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