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Heather Wallace

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You can be when I'm gone. She/her/oi you.


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ApocalypticaNow's avatar ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social
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Can't let our disdain for AI make us forget to go after bitcoin too

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When (white) women run the world, fishnet stockings will be part of the standard military uniform.

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George Penney 's avatar George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social
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An man (70s/80s) dapperly dressed in neatly ironed jeans, converse shoes, a bomber jacket and a flatcap listening with maximum enjoyment as the teenager at his side tells him about this cool retro band he's gotten into called The Stranglers. (5)

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George Penney 's avatar George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social
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A small human giggling with glee as she hides in a makeshift changeroom at a recycled clothing stall. The stall owner finishes serving a customer before spinning around, spotting two small feet behind a curtain and announcing "I'm gonna GETCHA!" Giggling intensifies. Sneakiness nonexistent. (4)

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George Penney 's avatar George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social
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A worried looking woman (40s?) explaining earnestly to her friend that her chamomile levels are dangerously low. Friend nods gravely in understanding. (2)

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George Penney 's avatar George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social
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(Thread) Things spotted on market day in a small city Aotearoa New Zealand: A teenager in a hoodie and tracksuit pants, holding a head of broccoli like a bunch of flowers out to his mum saying "Happy birthday". She clutches her chest in mock surprise before breaking into laughter. (1)

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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Discworld QOTD, from Soul Music

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The Drowsy Chappell Roan's avatar The Drowsy Chappell Roan @texaninnyc.bsky.social
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The bartender at my local pub is from Cork. His response to anyone ordering an Irish Car Bomb: "Can't make you that, but I can make a 9/11. It's just two kamikazes dropped in a Manhattan."

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Emma Evans's avatar Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social
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Pro Tip: Most paper publications live and die by advertiser dollars, NOT subs. The PAID subscription numbers drive ad prices. Clicks are nice and once drove prices, but since they can be schemed, paid subs are king. Boycott their advertisers, cancel your subscription.

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waltydunlop's avatar waltydunlop @waltydunlop.bsky.social
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People often ask me - "have you got that picture of Cary Grant in uniform with a puppy poking out of the pocket?" Yes, they do. They rush up to me in the streets, it's true. Well, yes. Yes, I do. And here it is.

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Heather Wallace 's avatar Heather Wallace @burntcopper.bsky.social
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Found out from an insta post from the vinyl shop that warwick Davis was in town this morning; shopkeepers mostly going 'what? Seriously? Noo!' With a few : 'he went past my window on a Segway and I wasn't sure if I was stereotyping but it was definitely him.'

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Heather Wallace 's avatar Heather Wallace @burntcopper.bsky.social
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ad with the little girl washing the car for pocket money. I used to do this. then I hit my twenties and my parents just waited for me to get grumpy with life and take it out on the grimy car.

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Heather Wallace 's avatar Heather Wallace @burntcopper.bsky.social
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I love that Jess Phillips' spare room is a proper spare room and has the ironing board in it. oh, and she has the same iron as i do.

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Heather Wallace 's avatar Heather Wallace @burntcopper.bsky.social
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Last leg has the baked bean balaclava bloke on and apparently his entire platform was 'brunch hour needs to be preserved' and I'm here for it.

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Avian Face-Tool's avatar Avian Face-Tool @beakmoo.bsky.social
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This made me laugh.

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Sarah Parcak, Book Writing Madness 's avatar Sarah Parcak, Book Writing Madness @indyfromspace.bsky.social
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The insurance industry has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

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