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Canal Cryptid 🫥@canalcryptid.bsky.social |
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Ancient Eldritch Being. Atheist. Autistic. Boatie. Feminist. Genderqueer. Ineffable Auncle. Misfortune Teller. Reverend in The United Church Of Bacon. Space Monkey. SteamGoth. TBI Survivor. Therian. They/Them. Not everyone's cup of tea.
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Edmonds Scanner
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Be sure to hydrate against the heat. You wouldn't want the fine coat of moss & lichens that cover your malevolent form to dry out when you shamble out of the forest for groceries.
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 📚📚✨️
Day 9aa (for me):
#booksky
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🦖 mash 🍉 (they/them) £180.15/405 🍃 meds
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please help i amBEGGING
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WildGorillaMan
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Least sociopathic LinkedIn post ever Like infinite monkeys with typewriters eventually you get a LinkedIn post that makes sense
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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I got old at some point and nobody bothered to tell me it was happening.
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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I think it worked through Ko-fi, PayPal is becoming a right bastard to use though. If that worked, I'll bookmark the link for if I get anything more spare 💜
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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I'm sorry can't give much,vand I only have PayPal. If one of those other links will accept a payment from PayPal I'll gladly give what I can that way. If not, if you're happy to DM.
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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No printer. No options for running a printer. 😔
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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Oh but I was hooked on that. Then the bastards were cancelled it 😭🤬
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FaultyPussy🫦 (blocked by WaPo)
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any woman who has "slept her way to the top" actually worked in a situation where men withhold career progress until they recieve sexual favors
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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Do you have a PayPal? Can't find a link to it for you.
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Edmonds Scanner
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There are many ways to improve your life. Growing antlers, festooning them with wildflowers, and strutting down the street protected in style & grace is one such way.
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Edmonds Scanner
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Don't hide your laughter from the world. Let it echo down darkened alleyways, across empty playgrounds, and throughout misty forests and ancient cemeteries, sending a shiver down the spine of all who hear it.
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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Mad Auntie Kristy
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HAPPY TUESDAY, SWEETEST SINNERS. I AM SO GOT DAMNED HAPPY TO SEE YOU. SO THRILLED TO BEHOLD YOU IN ALL YOUR BADASSERY. YOU ARE FANG AND FLAME, CLAW AND MAGIC, DESTROYER OF ALL THAT COMES AGAINST YOU AND I AM SO PROUD OF YOU. NOW DRINK SOME WATER AND MAKE THE DEVIL NERVOUS OK ILUSOMUCH BYE
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Mad Auntie Kristy
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Hey, you. Over there. Weary and angry, with all that rage that sits so low and hot. There’s so much wrong and maybe you feel helpless to make it right. I get it. I understand. I see you. I see the fire that burns in your eyes, the way your words shake when you’re trying to control it. 1/
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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Just going to go have a little sniffle now. 💜
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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Still working my way through the @oz9podcast.bsky.social again, ready for listening to the 100th episode 🥳
One day I will have to ask the writer, @oz9olivia.bsky.social, about her obsession with Being Scottish™ 😆
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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Please, please, if you can give anything to help our sweet Fox, every $/£/€ helps. If you can't, please like and share.
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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Little Mari💜 at Pride being top of the list. But breaking a book up feels really, really wrong. Really wrong. So, don't know, don't think I really should. But. Could have framed Little Mari💜 pictures. [guilty plotting]
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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Each month, since I started collecting these wonderful booklets that make me so happy, there have been works in them that I've wanted individually, separate to the booklet, to frame and hang. This month's has some that I REALLY want on my walls.
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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Something that did make me smile today, that really gave me a desperately needed pick-up:
PACIGE!!!
@skullsandsheets.bsky.social PACIGE!!!
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There's one copy left & I'm seriously tempted to see if I can find the pennies to buy it, but what I'd want to do with it feels sacrilegious 😶
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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A Mist Mari, perfect for the weather we've been having 💜
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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So sorry to hear you had a rough day 😔 🫂 The Mari is beautiful 💜
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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Music will see me through the night. Music and cleaning. I'm sure there's a name for what I'm doing here.
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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You know when it's a bad day already, and everything you touch you just manage to make things worse? It was one of them. Thank you. It'll all look better in the morning, after a night of cleaning and music.
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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Putting Genesis Foxtrot on loud enough to shake the boat and just daring anyone to come complain. Need something to lose myself in. Been a terrible few days.
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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Having an absolutely shite night. Himself still in hospital, fuck knows what's happening with that. Burner won't shut down no matter what I do, so we're cooking. Cat just decided to knock the tray with the green flying. Spilled plaster dust all over the bed. Not had a coffee all day. Sat crying.
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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Finest free range oligarch that was. Old family recipe.
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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Did you not get the casserole I left on your step?
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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Himself is in hospital. Went in for a couple of scans yesterday, they're not letting him back out. They've queued up a whole list of further tests. Took him in some food today, he looks so old and small sat in his hospital bed. His breathing's worse. Really frightened I'm not going to get him back.
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 📚📚✨️
Day 8 (for me):
#booksky
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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could even be an insect excited reaction pic if anyone guesses what it is
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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Braverman is Evil. She's remarkable in that in a party packed full of evil people, she actually manages to stand out as a shining beacon of Evil and Facism.
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Sascha Stronach, Transgender Menace 🦋(1)
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*deep breath* HERE GOES: "people who write dark fiction are inherently evil" and "people who write dark fiction are inherently nice and soft" are the exact same mistake and if you don't stop conflating creative output with morality you render yourself unable to see the missing stairs
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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But my favourite dinosaur isn't, technically, a dinosaur.
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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Forget Twin Peaks (damn but I loved that show). I been saying, since the first day he stepped up as running for Prime Minister, that the man is a Hobgoblin. Look at this photo and tell me I'm wrong.
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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Little Mari has a froggo brolly and wellies 🥹🥰
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Edmonds Scanner
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If you're feeling insignificant or feeling small, just remember that there's a universe inside every raindrop, and to them you're an enormous scary giant. Take comfort in that.
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🏳️⚧️ Samara, The Gendeer says ACAB 🏳️⚧️
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"Do you know the local flocklore?" - "Don't you mean folklore?" "What?" An ominous darkness grips the room. The walls shake with the pitter patter of webbed feet. Honks, honks in the deep
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Skulls and Sheets
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Playing about with Celtic Knot designs again
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Plague Poems
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Most of the time
when I see a masked face
it is only because
I have seen my reflection
but there are times
when I see
you all masking
and though I am alone
I am reminded
that I am not really alone.
#yallmasking
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David Bowman
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Buying books by authors you admire directly from an independent press will improve your smile, make your hair more lustrous, and overall turn heads in an admiring manner. (Also, there are good odds that you'll get a free bookmark!)
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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Do not offend the singing black spires in the woods, they will drink you empty and send you back to the world filled with impending cosmic horror.
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Mad Auntie Kristy
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HAPPY MONDAY, BRAVE SINNERS. I HOPE THE DAY IS EASY ON YOUR TIRED BONES AND IF IT ISN’T I HOPE THE TIP OF YOUR BLADE MEETS ITS THROAT. PLEASE BE SURE TO DRINK PLENTY OF WATER AND DO SOMETHING KIND FOR SOMEONE. YOU ARE A BRIGHT LIGHT IN A DARK WORLD AND I’M SO PROUD OF YOU OK ILUSOMUCH BYE.
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 📚📚✨️
Day 7 (for me):
#booksky
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ℓყรɓεƭɦ
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hey, i've decided to finally get tested for adhd and autism. it's really expensive and im unemployed and living on benefits. any help, even an rs, is hugely appreciated. thank you. 🤍
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Skulls and Sheets
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had the need to do some linework in the sketchbook tonight
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Skulls and Sheets
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Looking at some of the details on the Book of Kells, didn’t really follow the rules per say but nice to revist this type of drawing
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Canal Cryptid 🫥
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Doing this for my next birthday now.
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